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LCS Viewer Unsure Which Light Beer For Him Thankful For Bud Light Ace

February 27, 2021February 27, 2021

When a man reaches a certain age, a tricky journey is laid ahead of him—that of learning to enjoy beer—and it begins with a question: what beer is for me? …

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Huni Convinces Team To Give Him 37th Chance

February 6, 2021February 6, 2021

Inspiring story today as struggling League of Legends pro Heo “Huni” Seung-hoon somehow convinced TSM to give him a thirty-seventh chance. Despite having a rough past four years, TSM management …

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Gross: Bot Lane Clearly Couple In Real Life

January 31, 2021January 31, 2021

In a truly disgusting example of PDA, this bottom lane in your League of Legends game is very clearly a couple in real life. The Kai’Sa and Janna, named “HerCarry” …

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League Player Dies Of Cognitive Dissonance After Realizing He Might Be The Problem

January 19, 2021January 19, 2021

Sad news out of Illinois today as local League of Legends player Thomas “Bl00dDragon” Westin passed away from severe cognitive dissonance after realizing he might be the problem in his …

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Honda Stock Plummets As Doublelift Retires

November 25, 2020November 26, 2020

The 2021 preseason has been one for the history books, with massive changes happening across prominent EU and NA teams, with perhaps the most shocking thus far being Yiliang “Doublelift” …

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Deluded Man Still Pretty Sure Overwatch Will Kill League

November 6, 2020November 6, 2020

This week, Nerfwire scheduled an exclusive pity interview with local gamer Max Brampton, a phenomenally lost and deluded soul who still earnestly believes that Blizzard’s FPS Overwatch will spell the …

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In Heartwarming Tribute To K-Pop Industry, Riot Replaces Sona With Younger, Prettier Champion

October 26, 2020October 26, 2020

Great news, fellow K-pop stans: Seraphine, the latest League of Legends champion has been released, and she yaaaaaaaas queen slays! Rumors about the adorable new skin magnet first began circling …

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League Of Legends Champions Ranked By How DTF Their Main Gets After A Few Drinks

August 28, 2020August 28, 2020

Not sure whether to invite your League of Legends friends over for a few drinks? Not to worry, dear reader: they’re probably huge assholes in real life and you shouldn’t …

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Op-Ed: Yone’s Mom Had Two Knock-Ups Too

August 7, 2020August 7, 2020

Yone, the highly-anticipated new League of Legends champion, arrived this week with a mix of excitement and terror. As the older brother to the already widely despised Yasuo, Yone’s obvious …

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Area Man Not Sure If He Is Huge Enough Asshole To Play League of Legends

August 4, 2020August 4, 2020

Prospective gamer Ricardo Ansa hesitated to download League of Legends, as he was not sure if he was a tremendous enough piece of shit to play competently. The twenty-five-year-old bank …

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