LCS Viewer Unsure Which Light Beer For Him Thankful For Bud Light Ace
When a man reaches a certain age, a tricky journey is laid ahead of him—that of learning to enjoy beer—and it begins with a question: what beer is for me? …
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Huni Convinces Team To Give Him 37th Chance
Inspiring story today as struggling League of Legends pro Heo “Huni” Seung-hoon somehow convinced TSM to give him a thirty-seventh chance. Despite having a rough past four years, TSM management …
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Gross: Bot Lane Clearly Couple In Real Life
In a truly disgusting example of PDA, this bottom lane in your League of Legends game is very clearly a couple in real life. The Kai’Sa and Janna, named “HerCarry” …
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League Player Dies Of Cognitive Dissonance After Realizing He Might Be The Problem
Sad news out of Illinois today as local League of Legends player Thomas “Bl00dDragon” Westin passed away from severe cognitive dissonance after realizing he might be the problem in his …
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Honda Stock Plummets As Doublelift Retires
The 2021 preseason has been one for the history books, with massive changes happening across prominent EU and NA teams, with perhaps the most shocking thus far being Yiliang “Doublelift” …
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Deluded Man Still Pretty Sure Overwatch Will Kill League
This week, Nerfwire scheduled an exclusive pity interview with local gamer Max Brampton, a phenomenally lost and deluded soul who still earnestly believes that Blizzard’s FPS Overwatch will spell the …
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In Heartwarming Tribute To K-Pop Industry, Riot Replaces Sona With Younger, Prettier Champion
Great news, fellow K-pop stans: Seraphine, the latest League of Legends champion has been released, and she yaaaaaaaas queen slays! Rumors about the adorable new skin magnet first began circling …
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League Of Legends Champions Ranked By How DTF Their Main Gets After A Few Drinks
Not sure whether to invite your League of Legends friends over for a few drinks? Not to worry, dear reader: they’re probably huge assholes in real life and you shouldn’t …
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Op-Ed: Yone’s Mom Had Two Knock-Ups Too
Yone, the highly-anticipated new League of Legends champion, arrived this week with a mix of excitement and terror. As the older brother to the already widely despised Yasuo, Yone’s obvious …
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Area Man Not Sure If He Is Huge Enough Asshole To Play League of Legends
Prospective gamer Ricardo Ansa hesitated to download League of Legends, as he was not sure if he was a tremendous enough piece of shit to play competently. The twenty-five-year-old bank …
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