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“Neil Armstrong wasn’t scared of landing on the moon, so what are you waiting for?” These stirring words did not come from an inspirational speaker, but in fact came from …
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A Nintendo Switch was docked for the last time today after local gamer and new enemy of the state of Japan Barry Palmer discovered that he could emulate almost any …
Nintendo Switch Begins New Life Of Slowly Draining and Recharging Battery Read More
People online have complained constantly that Elden Ring doesn’t work on their computers, or that it takes forty-five minutes to both boot and fully exit the game, but for me, …
This Elden Ring Slideshow Has No Performance Issues Read More
While neither Capcom nor Netflix has gone on record to confirm a live-action Mega Man show, we can confirm through our sources that not only is it in development, but …
Live-Action Mega Man Show Requires Game Genie To Get Past Elec Man Episode Read More
Things were better back then; that’s an incontrovertible fact. Whether it comes to music, pornography, or rhythm games, the kids these days have never truly tasted excellence. These zoomers have …
Opinion: It’s A Shame Kids Don’t Play Rhythm Games With Real Fake Instruments Anymore Read More
Sometimes we have to settle for less, Mom. I wanted to get you the brand-name, top-of-the-line, no-buttons-broken and joystick-working-perfectly-one, but unfortunately, insurance will only pay for a Mad Catz pacemaker. …
Sorry Mom, I Could Only Get You A Mad Catz Pacemaker Read More
“Fuck me, you absolutely domed that guy,” announced the Food and Drug Administration after a thorough analysis of the headshot you just landed on some poor Cheeto-fingered motherfucker. “Play the …
FDA Approves Headshot You Just Landed On That Punk-Ass Bitch Read More
Like any investment, it’s important to maintain your PC, and in order to do that, you’re going to need to follow professional advice. If you’re new to the world of …
Computer Engineers Recommend Rotating RAM Every 10,000 Miles Read More
Great news for game accessibility today as Microsoft revealed a new disability-accessible joystick that only requires direct insertion into the anus! The new joystick, which comes in different sizes for …
New Disability-Accessible Joystick Requires Anal Insertion Read More
Hello, Nerfwire readers. For over two centuries now, we’ve been dedicated to providing the world with articles detailing the most vital news in the gaming landscape. For anyone who’s ever …
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