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Finally: This Celebrity Told You To Stop Being A Pussy And Spend All Your Money On Crypto

April 4, 2022April 4, 2022

“Neil Armstrong wasn’t scared of landing on the moon, so what are you waiting for?”  These stirring words did not come from an inspirational speaker, but in fact came from …

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Nintendo Switch Begins New Life Of Slowly Draining and Recharging Battery

March 29, 2022March 29, 2022

A Nintendo Switch was docked for the last time today after local gamer and new enemy of the state of Japan Barry Palmer discovered that he could emulate almost any …

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This Elden Ring Slideshow Has No Performance Issues

March 25, 2022March 25, 2022

People online have complained constantly that Elden Ring doesn’t work on their computers, or that it takes forty-five minutes to both boot and fully exit the game, but for me, …

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Live-Action Mega Man Show Requires Game Genie To Get Past Elec Man Episode

March 10, 2022March 10, 2022

While neither Capcom nor Netflix has gone on record to confirm a live-action Mega Man show, we can confirm through our sources that not only is it in development, but …

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Opinion: It’s A Shame Kids Don’t Play Rhythm Games With Real Fake Instruments Anymore

February 28, 2022March 23, 2022

Things were better back then; that’s an incontrovertible fact. Whether it comes to music, pornography, or rhythm games, the kids these days have never truly tasted excellence. These zoomers have …

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Sorry Mom, I Could Only Get You A Mad Catz Pacemaker

October 14, 2021October 14, 2021

Sometimes we have to settle for less, Mom. I wanted to get you the brand-name, top-of-the-line, no-buttons-broken and joystick-working-perfectly-one, but unfortunately, insurance will only pay for a Mad Catz pacemaker. …

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FDA Approves Headshot You Just Landed On That Punk-Ass Bitch

August 24, 2021August 24, 2021

“Fuck me, you absolutely domed that guy,” announced the Food and Drug Administration after a thorough analysis of the headshot you just landed on some poor Cheeto-fingered motherfucker. “Play the …

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Computer Engineers Recommend Rotating RAM Every 10,000 Miles

July 3, 2021July 3, 2021

Like any investment, it’s important to maintain your PC, and in order to do that, you’re going to need to follow professional advice. If you’re new to the world of …

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New Disability-Accessible Joystick Requires Anal Insertion

June 25, 2021September 2, 2021

Great news for game accessibility today as Microsoft revealed a new disability-accessible joystick that only requires direct insertion into the anus! The new joystick, which comes in different sizes for …

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This Article Is In Early Access

June 14, 2021June 14, 2021

Hello, Nerfwire readers.  For over two centuries now, we’ve been dedicated to providing the world with articles detailing the most vital news in the gaming landscape. For anyone who’s ever …

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