Computer Engineers Recommend Rotating RAM Every 10,000 Miles
Like any investment, it’s important to maintain your PC, and in order to do that, you’re going to need to follow professional advice. If you’re new to the world of …
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New Handicap-Accessible Joystick Requires Anal Insertion
Great news for game accessibility today as Microsoft revealed a new handicap-accessible joystick that only requires direct insertion into the anus! The new joystick, which comes in different sizes for …
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This Article Is In Early Access
Hello, Nerfwire readers. For over two centuries now, we’ve been dedicated to providing the world with articles detailing the most vital news in the gaming landscape. For anyone who’s ever …
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Spying Webcam Not Exactly Happy It Seeing All This Shit Either
This week, Nerfwire spoke to something you hoped would stay silent forever—your ever-watchful webcam, which has dutifully sat upon your monitor for the better part of a decade now. While …
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Dystopian Future Imminent In Which All Activity Has Twitch Chat
Twitch is primarily known for video games and big-breasted women flagrantly breaking the website’s rules and getting away with it, but the popular streaming platform is branching out in the …
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Report: PS5 Won’t Be Affordable Until You Can Buy One That’s Yellowed From Guy Who Smokes Indoors
The PlayStation 5 continues to be one of the hottest selling items on the market today. The already pricy console is being bought faster than it can be restocked on …
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Gamer With Epic Razer Setup Syncs Colors To Reflect Depleting Bank Account
We’ve seen the most daring and innovative gaming rigs on earth, and we’ve never seen anything like this: one innovative gamer has synced the colors of his RGB lighting to …
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How To Automate Your Home Because Apparently Switches Are Too Hard You Lazy Fuck
Granddad’s days of manually flipping switches are long behind us, or at least, long behind sedentary fucks like you. We’re living in a golden age of gadgets and gizmos designed …
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Nerfwire Build Guide: Buying 3 Different Mics Until You Decide You Just Hate Your Own Voice
Since everything is online nowadays, it’s a great idea to invest in a proper microphone. Whether you need a mic for work or for gaming, finding the right model is …
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Fuck It: We Review Some Uninterruptible Power Supplies
Alright, well, like many others, Nerfwire was not able to acquire an RTX 3080, and as such we’re not able to give you as much information as we’d like about …
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