Shang Tsung Confirms Rules Don’t Say Dog Can’t Mortal Kombat
July 12, 2022
Today, Shang Tsung sent a murder of crows across the realms announcing that, after a thorough analysis of the rules,...
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July 12, 2022
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Amazon Cuts Out Middleman With New Service Of Just Paying Someone To Pee In Bottle
July 12, 2022
Amazon Prime users are in for a treat, as the e-commerce giant has just announced a new service: Amazon Drop...
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Musk Abandons Another Child
July 9, 2022
Elon Musk has officially backed out of his deal to purchase Twitter, walking out on the social media platform the...
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Motherboard Needs Exactly One More USB Port
July 9, 2022
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Wholesome! Old Yeller Game Lets You Pet The Dog Before You Blow Its Fucking Brains Out
July 9, 2022
Great news for doggo lovers: we just played Penguin Classic Studios’ video game adaptation of the iconic children's novel Old...
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Shang Tsung Confirms Rules Don’t Say Dog Can’t Mortal Kombat
Today, Shang Tsung sent a murder of crows across the realms announcing that, after a thorough analysis of the rules, a dog can, in fact, participate in Mortal Kombat. “I …
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Amazon Cuts Out Middleman With New Service Of Just Paying Someone To Pee In Bottle
Amazon Prime users are in for a treat, as the e-commerce giant has just announced a new service: Amazon Drop will allow customers to cut out the middleman and just …
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Musk Abandons Another Child
Elon Musk has officially backed out of his deal to purchase Twitter, walking out on the social media platform the same way he walked out on his other neglected children. …
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