Shang Tsung Confirms Rules Don’t Say Dog Can’t Mortal Kombat

Today, Shang Tsung sent a murder of crows across the realms announcing that, after a thorough analysis of the rules,...
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Amazon Cuts Out Middleman With New Service Of Just Paying Someone To Pee In Bottle

Amazon Prime users are in for a treat, as the e-commerce giant has just announced a new service: Amazon Drop...
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Motherboard Needs Exactly One More USB Port

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Wholesome! Old Yeller Game Lets You Pet The Dog Before You Blow Its Fucking Brains Out

Great news for doggo lovers: we just played Penguin Classic Studios’ video game adaptation of the iconic children's novel Old...
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Shang Tsung Confirms Rules Don’t Say Dog Can’t Mortal Kombat

Today, Shang Tsung sent a murder of crows across the realms announcing that, after a thorough analysis of the rules, a dog can, in fact, participate in Mortal Kombat. “I …

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