4 Things To Do When All Your MMO Friends Are 50 Levels Higher Than You
We’ve all been there. MMOs can be a tough genre to break into, especially when all of your friends are way ahead of the curve. They’re off battling dragons and …
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DOOM Eternal Delayed – How To Keep Your Aggression Bottled Up Until March 2020
As November passes and we’re left staring down the upcoming family feats of Thanksgiving and Christmas, one can’t help but feel robbed by their lack of ability to channel the …
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Todd Howard Begins Several-Month Process Of Picking Leather Jacket For E3
“It really boils down between trying something new, and a little daring, or just going with one of the old classics, you know?” Todd Howard explains, holding open the door …
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Heartbreaking: C9 Sneaky Forced To Play Heroes Of The Storm Just To Survive
After Cloud9’s heartbreaking defeat at the League of Legends World Championships, North America was once again entirely unrepresented in the quarterfinals, a huge step backward for the oft-maligned region. NA …
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Wizards Of The Coast Confirms That Chandra Is Bisexual, But Only On Tuesdays
“In light of recent events, Wizards of the Coast wishes to express its deepest, most sincere apologies,” announced lead MtG designer and professional martyr Mark Rosewater in the Blogatog press …
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Release-Heavy November Final Nail In Already Tenuous Relationship
“Man, we’re getting Red Dead on PC, Death Stranding, and Pokémon Sword and Shield this month?” says soon-to-be-bachelor Brian Kemmer. “I’m barely done with The Outer Worlds, and I’ve still …
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Bolvar Really Wishing He’d Leveled Past 80
Bolvar Fordragon, also known as the Lich King, was tragically stripped of his power and title this past weekend when former Warchief of the Horde Sylvanas Windrunner destroyed the source …
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Mei Just Happy She’s In A Different Kind Of Fanart This Week
“It’s an exciting change of pace,” says Mei-Ling Zhou, a peerless climatologist whose physical proportions are actually quite logical. “I’m just trying to enjoy it while I can.” Blizzard is …
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The True WoW Classic Experience: I Have Not Seen A Woman In Weeks
Well, WoW Classic is out, and you know what that means: hook the old CRT up to my computer, take a week or two off work, break out the old …
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Man Scrolling Through PUBG Patch Notes Like Ex-Girlfriend’s Facebook Page
19-year-old Cameron Rodriguez sits alone in a dark room while idly scrolling through the patch notes for version 4.2—the latest release of PlayerUnkown’s Battlegrounds—on his dusty old desktop. “It can’t …
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