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Tension is mounting at the thirtieth birthday party of brand manager Dan Gibbit, as a lighthearted game of Quiplash has become a slow, grim march towards death. The game was …
Icebreaker Party Game Actively Thickening Ice Read More
How devious! The druids report a stir in the fae community; a mischievous faerie has stolen the names of the hundreds of millions of people who use Twitter. Don’t worry, …
Mischievous Faerie Promises To Return Your Name For $8/Month Read More
Game director and proud “super-straight” Jordan B. Skeeterson has expressed concern over a daunting new task: sharing his transphobic views with his entirely transgender programming team. “I think trans people …
Anti-Trans Game Director Unsure How To Take It Up With Entire Programming Team Read More
Local sicko Scott Ruper was forced to look deep into the dark abyss of his soul earlier this week as he performed one of the most humiliating acts a human …
Man Feels Deep Shame As He Enters Podcast Promo Code Read More
Tragedy occurred at TwitchCon earlier this weekend as multiple attendees including streamer and Internet Naked Woman Adriana Chechik suffering serious injuries as a result of a poorly constructed foam pit. …
DashCon Ball Pit Breathes Sigh Of Relief Read More
A scrappy hero struggles to stand up, having given his all while fighting the alien invader Gormak, who stands over him, smirking. “Heh, not bad, kid. You actually made me …
Anime Villain Checks Blood Sugar To Know Exact Percentage Of Power Used In Fight Read More
It’s time to wake up and face the music. Goku, the hero of the Dragon Ball series, is clearly and inarguably American. There are many signs pointing to this conclusion, …
Opinion: Goku Was American Because He Almost Died Of Untreated Heart Disease Read More
Elon Musk has officially backed out of his deal to purchase Twitter, walking out on the social media platform the same way he walked out on his other neglected children. …
Musk Abandons Another Child Read More
It’s a somber day today. We at Nerfwire would like to express our condolences to the family of former New York City mayor Rudy Giuliani, who recently received a gentle …
Not Funny: Rudy Giuliani Slapped On Back, Dying Instantly And Dropping Stuff All Over The Place Like In Minecraft Read More
Tears were shed at the star-shaped platform in the sky today as plumber and renowned hero Mario Mario said goodbye to his longtime rival, Gay Bowser. “It’s-a been a long …
Gay Bowser Receives Heartwarming Farewell Read More