Area Man Frustrated League Of Legends Actually Improving
“League of Legends has been on its last leg for years,” says Ken Walters, formerly an avid LoL player who has since abandoned the title for good. Despite his absence, …
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Broke Friend Diehard Destiny 2 Fan All Of A Sudden
“Hey, you guys playing Destiny 2 still?” asks local Discord server resident Matt “Xeboro” Patera. “Been playing it since last night, you guys should really give it a shot.” Other …
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“No Two Games Are Alike” Says Player Queueing For Same Map 3,000th Time In A Row
“Yeah, I still remember my first game of League of Legends,” says local gamer Aaron Belker. “The graphics weren’t nearly what they are now, of course, but I remember looking …
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Inconsiderate Asshole Buys Friends Monster Hunter: World
This last Wednesday, local computer science student and inconsiderate friend Barry Radder purchased Monster Hunter: World to play on his PC. People close to Barry report that he did this …
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Heroin Addicts Complain Heroin Not Addicting Enough
The latest heroin outbreak, which kicked off on August 14, has not been well-received by the community, to put it lightly. Heroin developers have been criticized for rushing the production …
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NA Fans Cautiously Emerge From Underneath Large Rock
A shockwave of Sjokz rippled through the League of Legends esports scene after scrappy underdog Cloud9 beat, and then subsequently lost to, tournament favorite Not Faker. Not Faker, who obtained …
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Pokemon Go Made Us Exercise And It’s Time We Make Them Pay
Let me take you back. It’s early July in 2016 and you’re walking along the road with a group of friends, laughing and enjoying each other’s company all while trying …
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If I Wanted A Single Player Game I Would Have Gotten Pornhub Premium
Single-player games are dead. Yeah, I said it—and sure, you can talk all you want about Spider-Man, and Tomb Raider, but the fact remains: there will never be a game …
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Stream Sniper Shoots Twitch Streamer In Actual Head
In what is being called a “tragedy,” “the work of a monster,” and “a fundamental misunderstanding of a common internet phrase,” popular Twitch streamer Tyler Biggs was shot and killed …
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Urgent: Your Tank Needs You To Know Exactly How High He Is
The sound of a bong hit, like a gargling trumpet blown in the face of God, heralds his arrival. A Reinhardt perhaps, or a Maokai who uses the word “tree” …
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