Doom Eternal Playtesters Just Keep Ripping Each Other’s Heads Off
The highly anticipated Doom Eternal is finally set to release in just two months, and so we visited id Software to get our finger on the pulse. There’s electricity in …
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Army Recruiter Really Trying To Get Hang Of Hip Fortnite Lingo
Given the recent news from Iran, it may soon be time for a new generation of US soldiers to strap on their camouflage helmets and charge into the fray, just …
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Opinion: If There’s No Fishing Minigame You Can Take That Shit To The Garbage
Listen up, kids. I’ve played more than a couple games in my time. I played the very first Final Fantasy game on the Famicom in the original Japanese, and I …
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GM Clearly Using Call Of Cthulhu Campaign To Work Through Some Shit
What started as an innocent bit of fun has quickly turned sour for a local group of Call of Cthulhu players, eyewitnesses allege. According to testimony, the campaign started like …
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4 Things To Do When All Your MMO Friends Are 50 Levels Higher Than You
We’ve all been there. MMOs can be a tough genre to break into, especially when all of your friends are way ahead of the curve. They’re off battling dragons and …
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DOOM Eternal Delayed – How To Keep Your Aggression Bottled Up Until March 2020
As November passes and we’re left staring down the upcoming family feats of Thanksgiving and Christmas, one can’t help but feel robbed by their lack of ability to channel the …
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Todd Howard Begins Several-Month Process Of Picking Leather Jacket For E3
“It really boils down between trying something new, and a little daring, or just going with one of the old classics, you know?” Todd Howard explains, holding open the door …
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Heartbreaking: C9 Sneaky Forced To Play Heroes Of The Storm Just To Survive
After Cloud9’s heartbreaking defeat at the League of Legends World Championships, North America was once again entirely unrepresented in the quarterfinals, a huge step backward for the oft-maligned region. NA …
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Wizards Of The Coast Confirms That Chandra Is Bisexual, But Only On Tuesdays
“In light of recent events, Wizards of the Coast wishes to express its deepest, most sincere apologies,” announced lead MtG designer and professional martyr Mark Rosewater in the Blogatog press …
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Release-Heavy November Final Nail In Already Tenuous Relationship
“Man, we’re getting Red Dead on PC, Death Stranding, and Pokémon Sword and Shield this month?” says soon-to-be-bachelor Brian Kemmer. “I’m barely done with The Outer Worlds, and I’ve still …
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