Musk Abandons Another Child
Elon Musk has officially backed out of his deal to purchase Twitter, walking out on the social media platform the same way he walked out on his other neglected children. …
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Opinion: Goku Was American Because He Almost Died Of Untreated Heart Disease
It’s time to wake up and face the music. Goku, the hero of the Dragon Ball series, is clearly and inarguably American. There are many signs pointing to this conclusion, …
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Not Funny: Rudy Giuliani Slapped On Back, Dying Instantly And Dropping Stuff All Over The Place Like In Minecraft
It’s a somber day today. We at Nerfwire would like to express our condolences to the family of former New York City mayor Rudy Giuliani, who recently received a gentle …
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Gay Bowser Receives Heartwarming Farewell
Tears were shed at the star-shaped platform in the sky today as plumber and renowned hero Mario Mario said goodbye to his longtime rival, Gay Bowser. “It’s-a been a long …
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Study Reveals Just 1 In 5 Americans Can Point To Kanto On Map
Well, this is embarrassing. A new study conducted by Nerfwire has revealed a shocking statistic: only one in five Americans are able to identify Kanto, the region where Pokémon Red …
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Tyler1 Announces 3-Year Plan To Evolve Into Graveler
Twitch streamer and man composed of Powerpoint circles Tyler1 recently shocked his fans with a stunning announcement. During a live stream, soon after friending and arguing with his seventeenth Korean …
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Top 5 Most Offensive Universes Cut From Multiverse Of Madness
Sam Raimi is no stranger to controversy. From having Spider-Man insult a wrestler with homophobic insults, to subjecting us to his brother’s acting, the director always delivers some special spice …
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Google Blurb On Halo Probably Enough Research To Write Show With
According to Google, Halo is a military science fiction video game and media franchise created by Bungie. The franchise is currently managed and developed by 343 Industries, and owned and …
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Opinion: When I Say All Cops Are Bastards, That Includes Chip ‘n Dale’s Rescue Rangers
Sometimes, some crimes go slipping through the cracks. We all get it. There’s injustice in this world. But this injustice is perpetrated by officers of all kinds, and we need …
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Twitter Users Can’t Wait For Elon Musk To Let Them Send Him Death Threats
Twitter is ablaze today at the onset of news that could change everything: Tesla CEO Elon Musk is set to acquire the social media platform for 44 billion US dollars. …
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