Nerfwire’s Social Distancing Checklist Of Things You Were Doing Anyway
With a global pandemic in full swing, it can be hard to stay safe and stay sane. The pressure to stay home and self-quarantine is taking its toll on nearly …
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Heartbreaking: Annoying Friend’s DnD Character Is Just Like Him, But More
“Yeah, the first red flag was when Chris just named his character fucking Khris,” says Jared Stanhope, shaking his head at a crumpled character sheet. “You can imagine things pretty …
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Indie Developer Hoping To Die Tragic Death So That Video Game Becomes Popular
“Honestly, the big reason that Dukin’ Ducklings hasn’t made it in the big time yet is because the market is so saturated,” indie developer Aaron Bardeau insists. “When you make …
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Local Man Longs For Days When Being Dungeon Master Was About Torture
“I think Critical Role is what fucked everything up, honestly,” says Brett Farley, who refused to look up from his gamemaster’s screen for our entire interview. “You can just tell …
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Doom Eternal Playtesters Just Keep Ripping Each Other’s Heads Off
The highly anticipated Doom Eternal is finally set to release in just two months, and so we visited id Software to get our finger on the pulse. There’s electricity in …
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Army Recruiter Really Trying To Get Hang Of Hip Fortnite Lingo
Given the recent news from Iran, it may soon be time for a new generation of US soldiers to strap on their camouflage helmets and charge into the fray, just …
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Opinion: If There’s No Fishing Minigame You Can Take That Shit To The Garbage
Listen up, kids. I’ve played more than a couple games in my time. I played the very first Final Fantasy game on the Famicom in the original Japanese, and I …
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GM Clearly Using Call Of Cthulhu Campaign To Work Through Some Shit
What started as an innocent bit of fun has quickly turned sour for a local group of Call of Cthulhu players, eyewitnesses allege. According to testimony, the campaign started like …
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4 Things To Do When All Your MMO Friends Are 50 Levels Higher Than You
We’ve all been there. MMOs can be a tough genre to break into, especially when all of your friends are way ahead of the curve. They’re off battling dragons and …
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DOOM Eternal Delayed – How To Keep Your Aggression Bottled Up Until March 2020
As November passes and we’re left staring down the upcoming family feats of Thanksgiving and Christmas, one can’t help but feel robbed by their lack of ability to channel the …
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