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In news that surprises no one because I always knew you were shallow and only go for guys who look hot but will treat you like trash, Dick’s Sporting Goods …
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Breaking news for Cyberpunk 2077 fans! Now that you’re here, this is an intervention. Everyone here loves you and your drinking is hurting us as much as it’s hurting you. …
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Who could’ve guessed? As the massively popular Among Us steamrolls through the streaming community, more and more unexpected faces are adding to the momentum. This week, the shadowy cabal of …
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I now know what it is like to be utterly defeated. My story? I was arguing with a man in a game of League of Legends, and then… he typed …
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Blizzard has finally released the last of its four-part animated series, Afterlives, in preparation for the highly-anticipated new WoW expansion, Shadowlands. Featuring the tear-jerking stories of iconic characters and fresh …
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Have you heard the news that’s sweeping across the entirety of Greg’s parents’ basement? It’s all true: Tristan has a baller Smeagol impression, and we daresay he might just grow …
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Well shoot, it happened again. I met this really cool guy playing Halo on PC, and then he turned out to be unbelievably racist. The comments started out innocuously enough: …
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“Hypothetically speaking, let’s say, for the sake of argument, if you look at the numbers, all the facts say that flossing is objectively superior to premarital intercourse,” explains conservative commentator …
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Not sure whether to invite your League of Legends friends over for a few drinks? Not to worry, dear reader: they’re probably huge assholes in real life and you shouldn’t …
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Hey, slugger—we just wanted to check in on ya after hearing that sick “Haha, more like ‘Halo Indefinite,’ am I right guys, because the release is delayed?” that you laid …
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