Misty-Eyed EA Passes Torch To Blizzard
Inside Blizzard headquarters, a cherub-adorned building carved from marble and azerite, Madden fans and rogue mains alike have gathered from far and wide to witness a sacred ceremony: the passing …
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Game Promising To Make You Cum Instantly Actually Does
“I don’t know why I clicked the ad. I’ve seen a thousand just like it. I guess I thought it would be funny? There was something about this one that …
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The Lost Vikings Fans Outraged By Yet Another Disappointing BlizzCon
“I still remember the 2005 BlizzCon,” says Christian Park, avid gamer and Blizzard fan. “It had so much potential. Hell, The Offspring were there. But did we get any The …
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New Indie Game Has A Woman In It And Frankly That’s Enough
All but the most conservative Americans can agree that the entertainment industry, and the gaming industry in particular, is in dire need of more diversity in its characters and voices. …
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FIX PUBG’s Recent Update Just Refunds Original Purchase
FIX PUBG has, since its inception, been a bold albeit blunt approach to fixing a game that is considered fundamentally broken by the majority of its player base. If the …
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Post-Rework Torbjörn Somehow Even More Racist
The highly-anticipated Torbjörn rework has finally gone live, and most fans couldn’t be happier. Blizzard seems to have flawlessly succeeded in their stated goal of broadening Torbjörn’s appeal beyond bots …
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New Beach Volleyball Game Promises To Feature Absolutely No Volleyball
It’s a move that players are calling “unorthodox,” “game-changing,” and “a great way to free up my other hand.” GlobalEx, the developer of the SuperGirl Beach Volleyball series, has made …
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Realistic Dating Sim Fucking Blows
Nerfwire recently got our hands on The Tinder Experience, an experimental new game from Lone Duke Studios, who describes the title as “everything you’d want out of using Tinder besides …
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Life Is Strange 2 To Pay Homage To Telltale By Being Cancelled Halfway Through
Last week, Telltale-inspired adventure game Life is Strange 2 launched its first of five planned episodes. Telltale Games, which all but shut down last month, was known for reinvigorating the …
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Unrealistic Fantasy Game Portrays NYPD Choosing Not To Shoot Masked Teenager On Sight
Though it’s only been out for two weeks, the new PS4 exclusive Spider-Man already feels like a classic. But while the realm of arachnid-themed crime-fighting has never been known for …
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