Smash Ultimate To Feature Fifth Marth
With the recent additions of previously unthinkable characters like Banjo, Kazooie, and Sans to Smash Ultimate, hopes were high going into the latest Nintendo Direct. It truly seemed like anyone …
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The Hottest New Games To Ask For This Christmas And The Shitty Ones You’ll Inevitably Receive
Hey gamers—it’s the Christmas season, and you know what that means: it’s time to leverage the fact that your parents work full-time to get at least two full-priced games out …
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Stardew Valley Updates Just As You Got Your Life Back Together Again
Eric “ConcernedApe” Barone is at it again with yet another free update to Stardew Valley, a game that was released to immediate acclaim in early 2016 and has been supported …
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Diablo IV Announced For The Next Seven BlizzCons
“Diablo has always been at the core of our identity here at Blizzard,” says Luis Barriga, game director for the upcoming Diablo IV. “We’ve got so much more to share …
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Amazing! In Animal Crossing: New Horizons, You Can Make The Animals Fight To The Death
The release date of Animal Crossing: New Horizons is only four months away, and it still feels like we know almost nothing about the game. Sure, new features like farming, …
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CertainlyT Testing The Waters For New Champion With No Abilities, Ultimate, Or Mobility
Breaking news, gamers: Aphelios, the latest champion in League of Legends, will be the first character released without an E ability, instead possessing five unique Qs that will be cycled …
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Death Stranding Official Game Guide Just Trying To Figure This Shit Out Too
After a long and suspenseful wait, Hideo Kojima’s highly-anticipated brainchild Death Stranding is finally out on the PS4. At last, all of the invisible monsters, babies in capsules, and Mads …
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In Response To Criticism Of Overwatch 2, Blizzard Announces Overwatch 3
“When I think about what I’m most unhappy about, there’s really two things: The first one is we didn’t live up to the high standards that we really set for …
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The Outer Worlds Doesn’t Let You Have Space Sex So Here’s How To Get A Refund
Gaming journalism has a problem; very often, it’s plain to see that reviewers have played very little of a game before passing along their review. This was clearly the case …
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Nerfwire’s BlizzCon 2019 Opening Ceremony Recap
Now featuring the patented, and most likely reserved for frequent future use, Redeem-O-Meter!
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