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Game Banned In China For Being Fuckin’ Badass

May 12, 2022May 12, 2022

Today the Chinese Ministry of Culture and Tourism convened to begin banning No Guns No Glory, a game accused of being entirely too badass for Chinese audiences. The hyper-violent gorefest …

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Progressive RPG Lets You Customize Pronouns, Slurs

May 9, 2022May 9, 2022

In a move that has delighted and then immediately confused trans rights advocates across the globe, game developer Gongus Studios has announced that their next RPG will allow players to …

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Creepypasta Game Not Nearly As Scary As Virus It Came With

April 14, 2022April 14, 2022

Creepypastas and the games they beget tend to catch a bad rap for being lackluster and uninspired, usually coasting by on novelty alone. This is what I expected when I …

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Elden Ring Lore Explained: Yes, Godrick Grafted A Ton Of Dicks Onto Himself

April 9, 2022April 9, 2022

The lore of FromSoftware’s games is notoriously opaque, hidden away in cryptic NPC dialogue and item descriptions. That being said, we here at Nerfwire are some of the foremost lore …

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Elden Ring Characters Can Now Tear Their ACL From Dodge Rolling

March 27, 2022March 27, 2022

Just when you thought that Elden Ring, the new gaming sensation/frustration, couldn’t get any more difficult, FromSoftware has patched in the potential for your character to tear their ACL while …

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Mixed Feelings: The Protagonist Of Alan Wake 2 Is The Barenaked Ladies

March 8, 2022March 29, 2022

Great news for Canadians and odd news for everyone else as Remedy Entertainment, developer of the upcoming Alan Wake 2, has announced that they are replacing their protagonist Alan Wake …

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About Time: New York Times Announces Plan To Make Every Wordle Solution ‘Women’

March 1, 2022March 1, 2022

The New York Times’ handling of Wordle has been contentious at best. Even if the execution had been flawless, many players would’ve opposed the former indie game’s corporatization simply on …

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Wow! This Madden Career Mode Allows You To Shoot Yourself In The Chest To Preserve Your Brain For Medicine!

February 14, 2022February 14, 2022

Madden is known as the best NFL game on the market, largely due to exclusivity rights, but they’ve taken their career mode up another level by allowing your character to …

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Nerfwire Game Awards 2021

December 31, 2021January 1, 2022

It’s that time of year again—a time for us to reflect on the gaming greats of the last year and to highlight remarkable gaming experiences, as well as the other …

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Wow! Mario Party 7 Passes Bechdel Test With Flying Colors

November 27, 2021November 27, 2021

Originating from a Dykes to Watch Out For comic strip in the 80s, the Bechdel test has become a shorthand way of gauging representation of women in media. Despite its …

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