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Today, Shang Tsung sent a murder of crows across the realms announcing that, after a thorough analysis of the rules, a dog can, in fact, participate in Mortal Kombat. “I …
Shang Tsung Confirms Rules Don’t Say Dog Can’t Mortal Kombat Read More
Great news for doggo lovers: we just played Penguin Classic Studios’ video game adaptation of the iconic children’s novel Old Yeller. It’s official: you can pet the dog, before you …
Wholesome! Old Yeller Game Lets You Pet The Dog Before You Blow Its Fucking Brains Out Read More
Those heroes in the half-shell are back, and they’re here to kick Shredder’s butt back to Dimension X in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Shredder’s Revenge! We couldn’t be happier to …
TMNT: Shredder’s Revenge Is A Nostalgic Romp Back To When You Were Young And Naive About This Cruel, Cruel World Read More
Today the Chinese Ministry of Culture and Tourism convened to begin banning No Guns No Glory, a game accused of being entirely too badass for Chinese audiences. The hyper-violent gorefest …
Game Banned In China For Being Fuckin’ Badass Read More
In a move that has delighted and then immediately confused trans rights advocates across the globe, game developer Gongus Studios has announced that their next RPG will allow players to …
Progressive RPG Lets You Customize Pronouns, Slurs Read More
Creepypastas and the games they beget tend to catch a bad rap for being lackluster and uninspired, usually coasting by on novelty alone. This is what I expected when I …
Creepypasta Game Not Nearly As Scary As Virus It Came With Read More
The lore of FromSoftware’s games is notoriously opaque, hidden away in cryptic NPC dialogue and item descriptions. That being said, we here at Nerfwire are some of the foremost lore …
Elden Ring Lore Explained: Yes, Godrick Grafted A Ton Of Dicks Onto Himself Read More
Just when you thought that Elden Ring, the new gaming sensation/frustration, couldn’t get any more difficult, FromSoftware has patched in the potential for your character to tear their ACL while …
Elden Ring Characters Can Now Tear Their ACL From Dodge Rolling Read More
Great news for Canadians and odd news for everyone else as Remedy Entertainment, developer of the upcoming Alan Wake 2, has announced that they are replacing their protagonist Alan Wake …
Mixed Feelings: The Protagonist Of Alan Wake 2 Is The Barenaked Ladies Read More
The New York Times’ handling of Wordle has been contentious at best. Even if the execution had been flawless, many players would’ve opposed the former indie game’s corporatization simply on …
About Time: New York Times Announces Plan To Make Every Wordle Solution ‘Women’ Read More