Nerfwire Game Awards 2021
It’s that time of year again—a time for us to reflect on the gaming greats of the last year and to highlight remarkable gaming experiences, as well as the other …
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Wow! Mario Party 7 Passes Bechdel Test With Flying Colors
Originating from a Dykes to Watch Out For comic strip in the 80s, the Bechdel test has become a shorthand way of gauging representation of women in media. Despite its …
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Arrogant Steam Game Never Goes On Sale
One of the best things about buying games online is that they periodically go on sale. Unlike physical copies of games which usually retain their fifty to sixty dollar value, …
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Brilliant Diamond And Shining Pearl’s Day One Update Adds Pokemon And Graphics
There has been just as much hype around Pokemon Brilliant Diamond and Shining Pearl as one would expect. They’re Pokemon games, after all. Despite the understandably high levels of excitement …
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Halo Infinite Multiplayer Came Out This Week Because I Sacrificed Fattened Goat To Baal
Alright, I might catch some flak for this from the liberals, but I have a fact for you: Halo Infinite was released yesterday because I sacrificed a fattened goat to …
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Tetris Company Announces Hip New Hashtag Block
“Sheesh! Call us a milk crate pyramid because we’re climbing up!” announced the Tetris Company in a press release Tuesday debuting a new, hip block for the game, the “hashtag.” …
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Sora Causes Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Title To Triple In Length
Shocking news today as Sora was announced as the final DLC character for Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. The inclusion of the Kingdom Hearts protagonist has overjoyed Smash fans and angered …
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Todd Howard Pretty Sure He Can Knock Out This Starfield Shit In A Month
“Yeah, Starfield,” mumbles Howard through a handful of goji berries. “Yeah, um—we had a cinematic out, right? That looks pretty good.” It’s the closest thing to an answer that Howard …
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Review: Psychonauts 2 Shows How The Only Path To Mental Health Is Platforming
These are dark days. Physically and mentally, we’re all under stresses we didn’t think we’d have to live through. Thankfully, Tim Schafer and his crew at Double Fine have released …
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Pokemon Unite The Right Pulled From Nintendo Store
Nintendo is scrambling today after releasing Pokemon Unite The Right, the first expansion to their new Pokemon MOBA title. The expansion features dozens of different far-right Pokemon uniting to protest …
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