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New Pokémon Announced: Le Heckin’ Epic Bacon Mustache Chonker Read More
A Nintendo Switch was docked for the last time today after local gamer and new enemy of the state of Japan Barry Palmer discovered that he could emulate almost any …
Nintendo Switch Begins New Life Of Slowly Draining and Recharging Battery Read More
I’ll admit it, around this time last year, I wasn’t too sure about the whole “being a parent” thing. I know it might come off as a little selfish, but …
I Set My Son’s Clock Back A Year But He Still Thinks I Abandoned Him Read More
Shocking news today as Sora was announced as the final DLC character for Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. The inclusion of the Kingdom Hearts protagonist has overjoyed Smash fans and angered …
Sora Causes Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Title To Triple In Length Read More
Nintendo is scrambling today after releasing Pokemon Unite The Right, the first expansion to their new Pokemon MOBA title. The expansion features dozens of different far-right Pokemon uniting to protest …
Pokemon Unite The Right Pulled From Nintendo Store Read More
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Nintendo Switch OLED Model Introduces 4K Support Exclusively For Octopath Traveler 2 Read More
Despite being highly anticipated prior to launch, the new Nintendo-themed eatery Meteor Meal Diner is already at risk of losing its last life. In classic Nintendo fashion, the restaurant provides …
Nintendo-Themed Restaurant Locks Beverages Behind Amiibo Purchase Read More
Around the world, Smash players were waiting in anticipation for the announcement of the next Fighter Pass DLC character. Many rumors and supposed leaks were spread around the internet about …
New Smash Character Confirmed: St. Francis Of Assisi Read More
A flash of light shot through game stores worldwide last night as the Super Mario 4D All-Stars collection materialized from thin air onto store shelves. Unheard of until now, this …
Super Mario 4D All-Stars Suddenly Materializes On Store Shelves, Still Poorly Emulated Garbage Read More
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Minecraft’s Steve To Make It Even Easier To Hit Block Button On Smash Players Read More