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Paleontologists Confirm Triceratops Could Wavedash

May 9, 2022May 9, 2022

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Technology

Nintendo Switch Begins New Life Of Slowly Draining and Recharging Battery

March 29, 2022March 29, 2022

A Nintendo Switch was docked for the last time today after local gamer and new enemy of the state of Japan Barry Palmer discovered that he could emulate almost any …

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Community

Marriage With NPC Getting Dull After Reaching End Of Dialogue Tree

December 26, 2021December 26, 2021

Long-term relationships take a lot of effort to stay alive, and I’ve certainly learned that firsthand. In the words of the Supremes, “Love don’t come easy, it’s a game of …

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Nintendog Euthanized For Fatty Cancer Lymphoma

November 30, 2021November 30, 2021

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I Set My Son’s Clock Back A Year But He Still Thinks I Abandoned Him

November 30, 2021November 30, 2021

I’ll admit it, around this time last year, I wasn’t too sure about the whole “being a parent” thing. I know it might come off as a little selfish, but …

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Banksy Perler Bead Art Sells At Convention For 1.7 Dollars

November 29, 2021November 29, 2021

Art collectors, be ready to pick your jaws up off of the floor! It was announced that Banksy’s latest work of art, a perler bead “sculpture,” sold recently at a …

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Gaming

Wow! Mario Party 7 Passes Bechdel Test With Flying Colors

November 27, 2021November 27, 2021

Originating from a Dykes to Watch Out For comic strip in the 80s, the Bechdel test has become a shorthand way of gauging representation of women in media. Despite its …

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Gaming

Sora Causes Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Title To Triple In Length

October 5, 2021October 5, 2021

Shocking news today as Sora was announced as the final DLC character for Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. The inclusion of the Kingdom Hearts protagonist has overjoyed Smash fans and angered …

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Mido Now Requires Face Mask Before Meeting Great Deku Tree

August 21, 2021August 21, 2021

Heads up to anyone planning a Hylian vacation anytime soon: the Center for Disease Control has reached out to the Kokiri Tribe’s leader, Mido, who ruled that its citizens are …

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Top 5 Super Mario Songs To Play While Going To Pound Town

August 14, 2021August 14, 2021

It’s Friday night. You and your partner just came back from a socially distanced mambo contest and your hearts are racing. The passion is palpable, you can cut the sexual …

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