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Paleontologists Confirm Triceratops Could Wavedash Read More
A Nintendo Switch was docked for the last time today after local gamer and new enemy of the state of Japan Barry Palmer discovered that he could emulate almost any …
Nintendo Switch Begins New Life Of Slowly Draining and Recharging Battery Read More
Long-term relationships take a lot of effort to stay alive, and I’ve certainly learned that firsthand. In the words of the Supremes, “Love don’t come easy, it’s a game of …
Marriage With NPC Getting Dull After Reaching End Of Dialogue Tree Read More
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Nintendog Euthanized For Fatty Cancer Lymphoma Read More
I’ll admit it, around this time last year, I wasn’t too sure about the whole “being a parent” thing. I know it might come off as a little selfish, but …
I Set My Son’s Clock Back A Year But He Still Thinks I Abandoned Him Read More
Art collectors, be ready to pick your jaws up off of the floor! It was announced that Banksy’s latest work of art, a perler bead “sculpture,” sold recently at a …
Banksy Perler Bead Art Sells At Convention For 1.7 Dollars Read More
Originating from a Dykes to Watch Out For comic strip in the 80s, the Bechdel test has become a shorthand way of gauging representation of women in media. Despite its …
Wow! Mario Party 7 Passes Bechdel Test With Flying Colors Read More
Shocking news today as Sora was announced as the final DLC character for Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. The inclusion of the Kingdom Hearts protagonist has overjoyed Smash fans and angered …
Sora Causes Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Title To Triple In Length Read More
Heads up to anyone planning a Hylian vacation anytime soon: the Center for Disease Control has reached out to the Kokiri Tribe’s leader, Mido, who ruled that its citizens are …
Mido Now Requires Face Mask Before Meeting Great Deku Tree Read More
It’s Friday night. You and your partner just came back from a socially distanced mambo contest and your hearts are racing. The passion is palpable, you can cut the sexual …
Top 5 Super Mario Songs To Play While Going To Pound Town Read More