Video Game Adult Parody Absolutely Brutalizes Established Lore

In what Pornhub is calling “the most downvoted, commented upon, and viewed video of 2019,” a recent pornographic parody of popular online multiplayer game League of Legends has been making waves across the adult film community and the LoL community as well, including the tiny section where those communities don’t overlap.

The film, which portrays the characters Katarina and Garen performing acts of carnal desperation (sex), has been harshly lambasted by League of Legends lore buffs. “The whole point of their relationship is that they cannot be together! This video’s very existence is a slap in the face to lore buffs everywhere,” complained Pornhub user Arnold Bingham, an administrative assistant at Patterson Law Firm LLP who goes by the anonymous monicker IvernMain337. “Besides, there’s way more sexual tension between Garen and Darius.”

Commenters below the video have called the parody “a callous misrepresentation of two very well established characters,” “a premise so ridiculous that even the thin veneer of pornography cannot hide its ludicrous nature,” and “who’s the girl at 4:13.” The fourteen-minute video, created by porn studio Luscious Films, is titled “Katarina Takes Needlessly Large Rod.”

Phreak, when reached for comment, wouldn’t address the video directly. He did say, however, “That’s just the kind of thing you need to keep in mind when you’re designing a big roster of characters. We can only hope people keep things as close to the lore as possible and in no way include Annie. Tibbers is okay though. In fact, that’s something we encourage here at Riot Games.”

When asked on his reasoning and potential dismissal of several arcs of Katarina’s character, producer Danny Kovitz said, “I dunno. I just told the costume director, y’know, do the boob one, with the boobs. Put ‘em in the thumbnail. My cousin Tony did that with Princess Peach or whatever and that shit prints money. Now scram, we’re trying to film here.”

When reached for comment, Pornhub responded that they make money on ad revenue whether you jerk off or not, so whatever.

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