Uh-Oh: VR Hentai Games Getting Really, Really Good

While virtual reality started out clunky and overpriced, the medium has become drastically more accessible over the course of its short lifespan. The platform now boasts a robust selection of games for the whole family, but like any medium, there’s also a handful of more salacious offerings lurking at the bottom of the barrel. Of course, most of these NSFW titles are trashy filler garbage made by fifteen-year-olds, but… hang on, this stuff looks…  really good. Like, really good. Uh… oh God. 

We’re… a little shocked by how much detail and effort went into these games. They certainly aren’t the Source Filmmaker Overwatch edits of yesteryear. The models seem to have been hand-crafted by only the eldest Tibetan artisans who somehow got the license to Tifa Lockhart. But if known characters aren’t your speed, you can even custom-craft your ideal waifu using rigorous character creation tools that utilize the same technology as the Kremlin’s special forces hacking algorithms. How… how did anyone get access to… any of this?

God, it’s still so expensive, but… we really want to hop in VRChat and have raucous anonymous space sex with a Cambodian dominatrix from the 1970s. Did you know you can sync a blow-up doll to your machine for the most immersive fake sexual experience currently available to humans, and that the only money you have access to right now is supposed to go towards your son’s college fund? It’s a worrisome combination.

Oh no, they have monster girls on here too? That’s gonna be a problem when we discover we have a repressed yet insatiable craving for one specific archetype which causes us to spend exorbitant portions of our life savings on artists who cater to our extremely niche interests due to the relatively limited scope of accessible content. We’ll go to Disney World next year, son, promise.

Could we technically swing this as a tax write off? This article is over, we have research to do. 

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