The Best VR Games To Justify Buying A 360-Degree Porn Machine

There’s never been a better time to get into VR. While the earliest models were notorious for their confusing, painstaking setup times, the latest releases are more compact and user-friendly than ever before. So, if you’ve got some extra money to burn, we’ve rounded up the best games you can use to justify dropping $400 on what’s essentially a 360-degree porn machine.

Beat Saber

Beat Saber is the first game most people think of when they think VR, and it’s not hard to see why. No list of VR games would be finished without it, despite the fact that you’ll definitely finish without it. By transforming the rhythm game formula into something that truly couldn’t exist outside virtual reality, Beat Games has elevated the VR platform with this family favorite. A joy for all ages, Beat Saber is the perfect game to show your 11-year-old nephew while you wait for him to go home so you can boot up that Harley Quinn oral POV you’ve been meaning to try.

Superhot

This indie title was a smash hit on PC, and it only gets better once you strap on the goggles—barring other things. Superhot is an innovative first-person shooter, incorporating reality-bending time-warp mechanics that redefine what you think you know about the FPS genre. Since enemies only move when you do, you’ll have the opportunity to set your own pace, giving Superhot the feeling of a strategy game as much as a shooter. It’s more than you can say about that busty amateur schoolgirl video from the other day, which ended much too quickly. Two stars. Buy if on sale.

Star Trek: Bridge Crew

But if single-player isn’t your speed, perhaps you’d rather play with a group. Star Trek: Bridge Crew allows you to step into the shoes of the universe’s most intrepid explorers. As a team, you’ll each fulfill a distinct role and work together to overcome obstacles and satisfy each other’s needs. This game has the bonus of not only justifying the purchase of the headset, but also of laying down the fundamental groundwork for a foursome down the line. Win win!

We’re excited to see where the technological medium of VR is going next (stronger joystick vibration? Just a suggestion) but we’ll be sure to continue bringing you the most recent updates on the market’s most advanced modern sex simulators as long as we can keep scraping together $700 every eight months.

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