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New Pokémon Announced: Le Heckin’ Epic Bacon Mustache Chonker Read More
Twitter is ablaze today at the onset of news that could change everything: Tesla CEO Elon Musk is set to acquire the social media platform for 44 billion US dollars. …
Twitter Users Can’t Wait For Elon Musk To Let Them Send Him Death Threats Read More
People on Twitter keep telling me to “touch grass.” I’ve been the victim of more than one ratio in this regard: countless users dogpiling me, telling me to log off …
Touch Grass? I Live In A Desolate Wasteland Where No Plants Grow And The Sun Has Set For A Thousand Years Read More
The New York Times’ handling of Wordle has been contentious at best. Even if the execution had been flawless, many players would’ve opposed the former indie game’s corporatization simply on …
About Time: New York Times Announces Plan To Make Every Wordle Solution ‘Women’ Read More
For weeks, Twitter has been inundated by a deluge of incomprehensible colored squares. The savvy reader will understand that this is part of the “share” function of online puzzle game …
Sorry, Wordle: The Only 5-Letter Word I Care About Is Pussy Read More
It’s that time of year again—a time for us to reflect on the gaming greats of the last year and to highlight remarkable gaming experiences, as well as the other …
Nerfwire Game Awards 2021 Read More
Bad news for Arcane fans! While the animated series has been a massive hit among League of Legends players and non-players alike, the recently announced second season has already been …
Riot Bans Arcane Creators After Undercity Environment Found To Be Toxic Read More
“Wait, hold on a minute,” proclaims sixteen-year-old chosen one Lumin of Wyrthwood. “This epic quest has taken me far beyond the isolated countryside hamlet of my childhood, so maybe I’m …
Protagonist Starting To Realize Gorthax The Soul Mutilator May Not Have Best Intentions Read More
The backlash against Blizzard has only been growing in the week since the California government filed a formal lawsuit against the company. The final result of a two-year investigation presents …
Amplifying The Voices That Matter: Blizzard Just Hired A Woman-Owned Union-Busting Firm Read More
The recent heat wave and the disaster in the Gulf of Mexico—in which the ocean itself seemed to catch fire—have stirred a new wave of criticism against the already widely …
ExxonMobil: “We’re Not Polluting, We’re Just Big Into PvE” Read More