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Elden Ring Lore Explained: Yes, Godrick Grafted A Ton Of Dicks Onto Himself

April 9, 2022April 9, 2022

The lore of FromSoftware’s games is notoriously opaque, hidden away in cryptic NPC dialogue and item descriptions. That being said, we here at Nerfwire are some of the foremost lore …

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How Do I Get My Husband To Stop Calling My Period Scarlet Rot?

March 28, 2022March 28, 2022

I knew marrying a gamer wouldn’t be easy. I thought that the social awkwardness, the “sub-optimal” hygiene, and the hours upon hours of solitary gaming time would push me over …

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Opinion: It’s A Shame Kids Don’t Play Rhythm Games With Real Fake Instruments Anymore

February 28, 2022March 23, 2022

Things were better back then; that’s an incontrovertible fact. Whether it comes to music, pornography, or rhythm games, the kids these days have never truly tasted excellence. These zoomers have …

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Dumbass Spells ‘Haha’ With J’s

January 30, 2022January 30, 2022

If you’ve been playing online games long enough, you’ve learned not to expect much brain power from your teammates. While this normally applies to them making bad game decisions, sometimes …

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Gaming

Nerfwire Game Awards 2021

December 31, 2021January 1, 2022

It’s that time of year again—a time for us to reflect on the gaming greats of the last year and to highlight remarkable gaming experiences, as well as the other …

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Marriage With NPC Getting Dull After Reaching End Of Dialogue Tree

December 26, 2021December 26, 2021

Long-term relationships take a lot of effort to stay alive, and I’ve certainly learned that firsthand. In the words of the Supremes, “Love don’t come easy, it’s a game of …

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I Set My Son’s Clock Back A Year But He Still Thinks I Abandoned Him

November 30, 2021November 30, 2021

I’ll admit it, around this time last year, I wasn’t too sure about the whole “being a parent” thing. I know it might come off as a little selfish, but …

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Why Discord Should Unban My NSFW Furry Server That Didn’t Even Have That Many Fascists In It

November 29, 2021November 29, 2021

Come on, Discord, you’ve gone absolutely power crazy this time. There are plenty of servers that cause serious and direct harm to countless people, but you had to go out …

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Wow! Mario Party 7 Passes Bechdel Test With Flying Colors

November 27, 2021November 27, 2021

Originating from a Dykes to Watch Out For comic strip in the 80s, the Bechdel test has become a shorthand way of gauging representation of women in media. Despite its …

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Arrogant Steam Game Never Goes On Sale

November 24, 2021November 24, 2021

One of the best things about buying games online is that they periodically go on sale. Unlike physical copies of games which usually retain their fifty to sixty dollar value, …

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