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The lore of FromSoftware’s games is notoriously opaque, hidden away in cryptic NPC dialogue and item descriptions. That being said, we here at Nerfwire are some of the foremost lore …
Elden Ring Lore Explained: Yes, Godrick Grafted A Ton Of Dicks Onto Himself Read More
I knew marrying a gamer wouldn’t be easy. I thought that the social awkwardness, the “sub-optimal” hygiene, and the hours upon hours of solitary gaming time would push me over …
How Do I Get My Husband To Stop Calling My Period Scarlet Rot? Read More
Things were better back then; that’s an incontrovertible fact. Whether it comes to music, pornography, or rhythm games, the kids these days have never truly tasted excellence. These zoomers have …
Opinion: It’s A Shame Kids Don’t Play Rhythm Games With Real Fake Instruments Anymore Read More
If you’ve been playing online games long enough, you’ve learned not to expect much brain power from your teammates. While this normally applies to them making bad game decisions, sometimes …
Dumbass Spells ‘Haha’ With J’s Read More
It’s that time of year again—a time for us to reflect on the gaming greats of the last year and to highlight remarkable gaming experiences, as well as the other …
Nerfwire Game Awards 2021 Read More
Long-term relationships take a lot of effort to stay alive, and I’ve certainly learned that firsthand. In the words of the Supremes, “Love don’t come easy, it’s a game of …
Marriage With NPC Getting Dull After Reaching End Of Dialogue Tree Read More
I’ll admit it, around this time last year, I wasn’t too sure about the whole “being a parent” thing. I know it might come off as a little selfish, but …
I Set My Son’s Clock Back A Year But He Still Thinks I Abandoned Him Read More
Come on, Discord, you’ve gone absolutely power crazy this time. There are plenty of servers that cause serious and direct harm to countless people, but you had to go out …
Why Discord Should Unban My NSFW Furry Server That Didn’t Even Have That Many Fascists In It Read More
Originating from a Dykes to Watch Out For comic strip in the 80s, the Bechdel test has become a shorthand way of gauging representation of women in media. Despite its …
Wow! Mario Party 7 Passes Bechdel Test With Flying Colors Read More
One of the best things about buying games online is that they periodically go on sale. Unlike physical copies of games which usually retain their fifty to sixty dollar value, …
Arrogant Steam Game Never Goes On Sale Read More