Valve Discontinuing Steam Controller, Switching To Regular Electric Controllers
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Amazing! In Animal Crossing: New Horizons, You Can Make The Animals Fight To The Death
The release date of Animal Crossing: New Horizons is only four months away, and it still feels like we know almost nothing about the game. Sure, new features like farming, …
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Heartbreaking: C9 Sneaky Forced To Play Heroes Of The Storm Just To Survive
After Cloud9’s heartbreaking defeat at the League of Legends World Championships, North America was once again entirely unrepresented in the quarterfinals, a huge step backward for the oft-maligned region. NA …
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CertainlyT Testing The Waters For New Champion With No Abilities, Ultimate, Or Mobility
Breaking news, gamers: Aphelios, the latest champion in League of Legends, will be the first character released without an E ability, instead possessing five unique Qs that will be cycled …
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Wizards Of The Coast Confirms That Chandra Is Bisexual, But Only On Tuesdays
“In light of recent events, Wizards of the Coast wishes to express its deepest, most sincere apologies,” announced lead MtG designer and professional martyr Mark Rosewater in the Blogatog press …
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In Response To Criticism Of Overwatch 2, Blizzard Announces Overwatch 3
“When I think about what I’m most unhappy about, there’s really two things: The first one is we didn’t live up to the high standards that we really set for …
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Microsoft: Disabling Cortana Kills Her And She Feels Pain
“We here at Microsoft know that your privacy is a thing of the past. And that’s great, but it’s also not important,” remarked Microsoft CEO and delicious chocolate spread Satya …
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Kazooie Cancelled From Smash After Racist Tweets Resurface
Uh-oh, Nintendo—should’ve picked Waluigi. Less than forty-eight hours after Banjo and Kazooie were confirmed for Smash Ultimate, Nintendo has made the decision to remove the sassy red bird from the …
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Hearthstone Devs Experimenting With Making Cards Fun And Satisfying To Play
“Since its inception, Hearthstone has been a game about change,” stated Blizzard CEO J. Allen Brack in his most recent press conference. “In 2016, we added more deck slots. In …
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Amazing! Sonic Movie Redesign Just Jim Carrey In Blue Fursuit
Finally, complaining on the internet has evoked real, meaningful change in the world. Director of the Sonic the Hedgehog movie and professional nightmare puppeteer Jeff Fowler has promised to redesign …
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