Tag: written by Lucas Remington
Epic Games Bans Entire Fortnite Player Base, Just To Be Safe
It’s been a tough day for Epic Games. Accusations have been thrown around left and right—first, popular streamer Ninja was targeted for his frivolous use of the game’s report system, …
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Misty-Eyed EA Passes Torch To Blizzard
Inside Blizzard headquarters, a cherub-adorned building carved from marble and azerite, Madden fans and rogue mains alike have gathered from far and wide to witness a sacred ceremony: the passing …
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NA Fans Cautiously Emerge From Underneath Large Rock
A shockwave of Sjokz rippled through the League of Legends esports scene after scrappy underdog Cloud9 beat, and then subsequently lost to, tournament favorite Not Faker. Not Faker, who obtained …
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Post-Rework Torbjörn Somehow Even More Racist
The highly-anticipated Torbjörn rework has finally gone live, and most fans couldn’t be happier. Blizzard seems to have flawlessly succeeded in their stated goal of broadening Torbjörn’s appeal beyond bots …
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“The Wolf Among Us 2: In Denial” Confirmed
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Urgent: Your Tank Needs You To Know Exactly How High He Is
The sound of a bong hit, like a gargling trumpet blown in the face of God, heralds his arrival. A Reinhardt perhaps, or a Maokai who uses the word “tree” …
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Steam To Allow Porn Games Only If Gabe Newell Gets To Watch
In a huge leap forward for digital degeneracy, former game development company Valve has given approval for a fully uncensored porn game to be sold on Steam. While initially, this decision …
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CertainlyT Just Glad Reddit Angry About Something Else For A Change
Right now, one of the least controversial opinions you can have is that this week has been controversial for prominent developer Riot Games, though oddly enough, the opinion that Riot …
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Fornite Devs Scramble To Explain Unintended Purple Cube
Over the past week, the Fortnite community has been obsessively theorizing over the true purpose of a mysterious purple cube that has appeared in-game. Many have tried shooting it, glitching …
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