Our Review Of The Shitty Game You Tried To Make And Then Never Showed Anyone
It’s the game that no one saw coming—or ever saw at all. Nerfwire was lucky enough to get our hands on Working Title 2 during a midnight raid of the …
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This Board Game Is Really Fun When We Get It Set Up Guys, I Promise
Alright folks, this might be better if we split things up a little bit—you know what they say, divide and conquer! I’ve got the rulebook here—I sent it last week …
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Heartbreaking: Annoying Friend’s DnD Character Is Just Like Him, But More
“Yeah, the first red flag was when Chris just named his character fucking Khris,” says Jared Stanhope, shaking his head at a crumpled character sheet. “You can imagine things pretty …
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Man Holding Onto 120 GB SSD From 2014 Because It Was 500 Fucking Dollars
“Yeah, that’s my Red Dead Redemption 2 drive,” David Gorely tells us, bordering on defensive. “That’s the drive where I have Red Dead Redemption 2, and like half a season …
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Indie Developer Hoping To Die Tragic Death So That Video Game Becomes Popular
“Honestly, the big reason that Dukin’ Ducklings hasn’t made it in the big time yet is because the market is so saturated,” indie developer Aaron Bardeau insists. “When you make …
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Local Man Longs For Days When Being Dungeon Master Was About Torture
“I think Critical Role is what fucked everything up, honestly,” says Brett Farley, who refused to look up from his gamemaster’s screen for our entire interview. “You can just tell …
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The Hottest New Games To Ask For This Christmas And The Shitty Ones You’ll Inevitably Receive
Hey gamers—it’s the Christmas season, and you know what that means: it’s time to leverage the fact that your parents work full-time to get at least two full-priced games out …
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Halo Reach On PC Still Requires Friend’s Xbox To Play It
“When you’re making a PC port, especially one that is this far estranged from its original release date, it’s important to cover your bases on a couple of things,” says …
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Cyber Monday 2019 – Tips For Making Rent This Month
Hey, gamers: it’s the Thursday after Cyber Monday, and you know what that means: Amazon has finished delivering all the packages you ordered earlier this week, and your bank account …
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Stardew Valley Updates Just As You Got Your Life Back Together Again
Eric “ConcernedApe” Barone is at it again with yet another free update to Stardew Valley, a game that was released to immediate acclaim in early 2016 and has been supported …
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