Nerfwire Game Awards 2020
The Nerfwire Game Awards: they’re here, the wait is over, and you can finally begin making informed purchases for games going into the new year. This year we say goodbye …
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Opinion: It’s Not Premature Ejaculation, It’s Called Coitus Skip
Was that good for you? Because it was good for me. In fact, look at these splits, chat. Lots of saved time, these are going to be tough PBs to …
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Halo 4 On MCC Takes Man Back To First Days Experiencing Massive Disappointment
“Man, this really takes me back,” says Charlie Marr, shaking his head with a smile. “They really captured it, I mean the whole experience. It’s like I’m living it all …
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Honda Stock Plummets As Doublelift Retires
The 2021 preseason has been one for the history books, with massive changes happening across prominent EU and NA teams, with perhaps the most shocking thus far being Yiliang “Doublelift” …
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Deluded Man Still Pretty Sure Overwatch Will Kill League
This week, Nerfwire scheduled an exclusive pity interview with local gamer Max Brampton, a phenomenally lost and deluded soul who still earnestly believes that Blizzard’s FPS Overwatch will spell the …
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Fuck It: We Review Some Uninterruptible Power Supplies
Alright, well, like many others, Nerfwire was not able to acquire an RTX 3080, and as such we’re not able to give you as much information as we’d like about …
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The 4 Best VR Headsets To Use A Few Times And Then Put In That Drawer
VR is slowly pushing its way out of being a gimmicky tech demo to try out in the back of a Best Buy and more of an essential piece of …
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Only Thing Man Knows About Building PC Is Saying ‘Let’s Water Cool That Puppy’
After seven years as a PC tech YouTuber, Dylan Parker is ready to come clean. He’s been doing the rounds on YouTube since the early days of the PC hardware …
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Cyberpunk AF: CD Projekt Red Generously Gifts Mandatory Adderall To Entire Dev Team
CD Projekt Red, known for The Witcher 3, the much-anticipated release of Cyberpunk 2077, and for not knowing the difference between a C and a K, is as good as …
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Bill Gates Currently ‘Misery’-ing Todd Howard Into Finishing The Elder Scrolls VI
“It’s just us up here, Todd,” says billionaire and household name Bill Gates, stoking the fire in a remote cabin, miles away from civilization. He turns to Todd Howard, who …
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