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Mischievous Faerie Promises To Return Your Name For $8/Month

November 5, 2022November 5, 2022

How devious! The druids report a stir in the fae community; a mischievous faerie has stolen the names of the hundreds of millions of people who use Twitter. Don’t worry, …

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Gaming

Shang Tsung Confirms Rules Don’t Say Dog Can’t Mortal Kombat

July 12, 2022July 12, 2022

Today, Shang Tsung sent a murder of crows across the realms announcing that, after a thorough analysis of the rules, a dog can, in fact, participate in Mortal Kombat. “I …

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Gaming

TMNT: Shredder’s Revenge Is A Nostalgic Romp Back To When You Were Young And Naive About This Cruel, Cruel World

June 17, 2022June 17, 2022

Those heroes in the half-shell are back, and they’re here to kick Shredder’s butt back to Dimension X in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Shredder’s Revenge! We couldn’t be happier to …

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Opinion: When I Say All Cops Are Bastards, That Includes Chip ‘n Dale’s Rescue Rangers

May 20, 2022June 3, 2022

Sometimes, some crimes go slipping through the cracks. We all get it. There’s injustice in this world. But this injustice is perpetrated by officers of all kinds, and we need …

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FDA Approves New Label Defining Difference Between Real And GMO Gamers

March 31, 2022March 31, 2022

The Food and Drug Administration has announced that starting June 1, 2022, all gamers of any kind will now be required to have a label identifying them as a GMO …

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Technology

Live-Action Mega Man Show Requires Game Genie To Get Past Elec Man Episode

March 10, 2022June 3, 2022

While neither Capcom nor Netflix has gone on record to confirm a live-action Mega Man show, we can confirm through our sources that not only is it in development, but …

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Gaming

Nerfwire Game Awards 2021

December 31, 2021January 1, 2022

It’s that time of year again—a time for us to reflect on the gaming greats of the last year and to highlight remarkable gaming experiences, as well as the other …

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Banksy Perler Bead Art Sells At Convention For 1.7 Dollars

November 29, 2021November 29, 2021

Art collectors, be ready to pick your jaws up off of the floor! It was announced that Banksy’s latest work of art, a perler bead “sculpture,” sold recently at a …

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Gaming

Tetris Company Announces Hip New Hashtag Block

November 13, 2021November 13, 2021

“Sheesh! Call us a milk crate pyramid because we’re climbing up!” announced the Tetris Company in a press release Tuesday debuting a new, hip block for the game, the “hashtag.” …

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Great News: Catastrophic Hurricane Creates Parkour Path For Rugged Explorer

September 26, 2021September 26, 2021

Fantastic news for intrepid adventurers: with the recent landfall of Hurricane Debbie, the destruction and turmoil has made a perfect parkour path for one Dirk Stonehart, ancient relic collector and …

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