Nerfwire Game Awards 2021
It’s that time of year again—a time for us to reflect on the gaming greats of the last year and to highlight remarkable gaming experiences, as well as the other …
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Banksy Perler Bead Art Sells At Convention For 1.7 Dollars
Art collectors, be ready to pick your jaws up off of the floor! It was announced that Banksy’s latest work of art, a perler bead “sculpture,” sold recently at a …
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Tetris Company Announces Hip New Hashtag Block
“Sheesh! Call us a milk crate pyramid because we’re climbing up!” announced the Tetris Company in a press release Tuesday debuting a new, hip block for the game, the “hashtag.” …
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Great News: Catastrophic Hurricane Creates Parkour Path For Rugged Explorer
Fantastic news for intrepid adventurers: with the recent landfall of Hurricane Debbie, the destruction and turmoil has made a perfect parkour path for one Dirk Stonehart, ancient relic collector and …
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Review: Psychonauts 2 Shows How The Only Path To Mental Health Is Platforming
These are dark days. Physically and mentally, we’re all under stresses we didn’t think we’d have to live through. Thankfully, Tim Schafer and his crew at Double Fine have released …
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FDA Approves Headshot You Just Landed On That Punk-Ass Bitch
“Fuck me, you absolutely domed that guy,” announced the Food and Drug Administration after a thorough analysis of the headshot you just landed on some poor Cheeto-fingered motherfucker. “Play the …
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Mido Now Requires Face Mask Before Meeting Great Deku Tree
Heads up to anyone planning a Hylian vacation anytime soon: the Center for Disease Control has reached out to the Kokiri Tribe’s leader, Mido, who ruled that its citizens are …
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Top 5 Super Mario Songs To Play While Going To Pound Town
It’s Friday night. You and your partner just came back from a socially distanced mambo contest and your hearts are racing. The passion is palpable, you can cut the sexual …
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