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How devious! The druids report a stir in the fae community; a mischievous faerie has stolen the names of the hundreds of millions of people who use Twitter. Don’t worry, …
Mischievous Faerie Promises To Return Your Name For $8/Month Read More
Today, Shang Tsung sent a murder of crows across the realms announcing that, after a thorough analysis of the rules, a dog can, in fact, participate in Mortal Kombat. “I …
Shang Tsung Confirms Rules Don’t Say Dog Can’t Mortal Kombat Read More
Those heroes in the half-shell are back, and they’re here to kick Shredder’s butt back to Dimension X in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Shredder’s Revenge! We couldn’t be happier to …
TMNT: Shredder’s Revenge Is A Nostalgic Romp Back To When You Were Young And Naive About This Cruel, Cruel World Read More
Sometimes, some crimes go slipping through the cracks. We all get it. There’s injustice in this world. But this injustice is perpetrated by officers of all kinds, and we need …
Opinion: When I Say All Cops Are Bastards, That Includes Chip ‘n Dale’s Rescue Rangers Read More
The Food and Drug Administration has announced that starting June 1, 2022, all gamers of any kind will now be required to have a label identifying them as a GMO …
FDA Approves New Label Defining Difference Between Real And GMO Gamers Read More
While neither Capcom nor Netflix has gone on record to confirm a live-action Mega Man show, we can confirm through our sources that not only is it in development, but …
Live-Action Mega Man Show Requires Game Genie To Get Past Elec Man Episode Read More
It’s that time of year again—a time for us to reflect on the gaming greats of the last year and to highlight remarkable gaming experiences, as well as the other …
Nerfwire Game Awards 2021 Read More
Art collectors, be ready to pick your jaws up off of the floor! It was announced that Banksy’s latest work of art, a perler bead “sculpture,” sold recently at a …
Banksy Perler Bead Art Sells At Convention For 1.7 Dollars Read More
“Sheesh! Call us a milk crate pyramid because we’re climbing up!” announced the Tetris Company in a press release Tuesday debuting a new, hip block for the game, the “hashtag.” …
Tetris Company Announces Hip New Hashtag Block Read More
Fantastic news for intrepid adventurers: with the recent landfall of Hurricane Debbie, the destruction and turmoil has made a perfect parkour path for one Dirk Stonehart, ancient relic collector and …
Great News: Catastrophic Hurricane Creates Parkour Path For Rugged Explorer Read More