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“I just can’t wait!” says fresh-faced tauren warrior Cooper “Sissifiss” Charlton, expressing his excitement towards the World of Warcraft endgame of getting yelled at by some sweaty nerd over Discord. …
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Okay, this is crazy. I was just playing with this guy in Call of Duty and he had weed in his name. Weed! Like the illegal drug, marijuana? There’s no …
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Look, I get it. I’m not a catch. I don’t have a good job, I’m not particularly interesting, and my personal hygiene is lackluster at best. You have every reason …
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The newly invigorated Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater franchise just announced another exciting shot in the arm: Tony Hawk’s Amateur Skater. This upcoming game will feature a soundtrack exclusively consisting of …
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Talk about embarrassing. Yesterday after dinner, local man and veteran gamer Grant Berry was having some ice cream with friends, only to refer to it as “S-tier” without realizing that …
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In Wroclaw, Poland, the developers of the upcoming Cyberpunk 2077 are being compelled to work 20-hour days in order to come up with new ways to satirize unfettered capitalism and …
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Breaking news for Cyberpunk 2077 fans! Now that you’re here, this is an intervention. Everyone here loves you and your drinking is hurting us as much as it’s hurting you. …
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I now know what it is like to be utterly defeated. My story? I was arguing with a man in a game of League of Legends, and then… he typed …
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Well shoot, it happened again. I met this really cool guy playing Halo on PC, and then he turned out to be unbelievably racist. The comments started out innocuously enough: …
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One of the greatest parts of the Crusader Kings franchise is the ability to roleplay and do ludicrous things that you would not normally do, such as marry a horse …
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