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Today the Chinese Ministry of Culture and Tourism convened to begin banning No Guns No Glory, a game accused of being entirely too badass for Chinese audiences. The hyper-violent gorefest …
Game Banned In China For Being Fuckin’ Badass Read More
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Paleontologists Confirm Triceratops Could Wavedash Read More
Welcome news for paycheck stealers today as the LCS Players Association has just released a press release declaring Champions Queue as “pretty cringe tbh.” “Just because these people get paid …
LCS Players Association Declares Champions Queue ‘Pretty Cringe TBH’ Read More
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Dog Wondering Why Screen More Important Than Ball Read More
“Neil Armstrong wasn’t scared of landing on the moon, so what are you waiting for?” These stirring words did not come from an inspirational speaker, but in fact came from …
Finally: This Celebrity Told You To Stop Being A Pussy And Spend All Your Money On Crypto Read More
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Nerfwire Site Update: ASMR Replacing Speedrunning As Our Easy Target Read More
Oscars producers are scrambling after something interesting actually happened during the ceremony for once. The brief altercation between the guy from Independence Day and the zebra from Madagascar was riveting …
Oscar Producers Devastated That Something Interesting Happened During Broadcast Read More
Just when you thought that Elden Ring, the new gaming sensation/frustration, couldn’t get any more difficult, FromSoftware has patched in the potential for your character to tear their ACL while …
Elden Ring Characters Can Now Tear Their ACL From Dodge Rolling Read More
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Entire Mariachi Band In Background Of Guy’s Mic Read More
People online have complained constantly that Elden Ring doesn’t work on their computers, or that it takes forty-five minutes to both boot and fully exit the game, but for me, …
This Elden Ring Slideshow Has No Performance Issues Read More