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Icebreaker Party Game Actively Thickening Ice

November 13, 2022November 13, 2022

Tension is mounting at the thirtieth birthday party of brand manager Dan Gibbit, as a lighthearted game of Quiplash has become a slow, grim march towards death. The game was …

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Anti-Trans Game Director Unsure How To Take It Up With Entire Programming Team

October 29, 2022October 29, 2022

Game director and proud “super-straight” Jordan B. Skeeterson has expressed concern over a daunting new task: sharing his transphobic views with his entirely transgender programming team. “I think trans people …

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Man Feels Deep Shame As He Enters Podcast Promo Code

October 29, 2022October 29, 2022

Local sicko Scott Ruper was forced to look deep into the dark abyss of his soul earlier this week as he performed one of the most humiliating acts a human …

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DashCon Ball Pit Breathes Sigh Of Relief

October 10, 2022October 29, 2022

Tragedy occurred at TwitchCon earlier this weekend as multiple attendees including streamer and Internet Naked Woman Adriana Chechik suffering serious injuries as a result of a poorly constructed foam pit. …

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Technology

Amazing Console Mod: This Guy Made Game Boy Completely Stationary

September 11, 2022September 11, 2022

Before the Switch, there was the Game Boy: the groundbreaking console that helped Nintendo revolutionize gaming forever. But now, a fan has revolutionized it all over again by modifying his …

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Amazon Cuts Out Middleman With New Service Of Just Paying Someone To Pee In Bottle

July 12, 2022July 12, 2022

Amazon Prime users are in for a treat, as the e-commerce giant has just announced a new service: Amazon Drop will allow customers to cut out the middleman and just …

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Musk Abandons Another Child

July 9, 2022July 9, 2022

Elon Musk has officially backed out of his deal to purchase Twitter, walking out on the social media platform the same way he walked out on his other neglected children.  …

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Wholesome! Old Yeller Game Lets You Pet The Dog Before You Blow Its Fucking Brains Out

July 9, 2022July 9, 2022

Great news for doggo lovers: we just played Penguin Classic Studios’ video game adaptation of the iconic children’s novel Old Yeller. It’s official: you can pet the dog, before you …

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Not Funny: Rudy Giuliani Slapped On Back, Dying Instantly And Dropping Stuff All Over The Place Like In Minecraft

June 30, 2022June 30, 2022

It’s a somber day today. We at Nerfwire would like to express our condolences to the family of former New York City mayor Rudy Giuliani, who recently received a gentle …

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Gay Bowser Receives Heartwarming Farewell

June 10, 2022June 10, 2022

Tears were shed at the star-shaped platform in the sky today as plumber and renowned hero Mario Mario said goodbye to his longtime rival, Gay Bowser. “It’s-a been a long …

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