Opinion: If There’s No Fishing Minigame You Can Take That Shit To The Garbage
Listen up, kids. I’ve played more than a couple games in my time. I played the very first Final Fantasy game on the Famicom in the original Japanese, and I …
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GM Clearly Using Call Of Cthulhu Campaign To Work Through Some Shit
What started as an innocent bit of fun has quickly turned sour for a local group of Call of Cthulhu players, eyewitnesses allege. According to testimony, the campaign started like …
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4 Things To Do When All Your MMO Friends Are 50 Levels Higher Than You
We’ve all been there. MMOs can be a tough genre to break into, especially when all of your friends are way ahead of the curve. They’re off battling dragons and …
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Heartbreaking: C9 Sneaky Forced To Play Heroes Of The Storm Just To Survive
After Cloud9’s heartbreaking defeat at the League of Legends World Championships, North America was once again entirely unrepresented in the quarterfinals, a huge step backward for the oft-maligned region. NA …
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CertainlyT Testing The Waters For New Champion With No Abilities, Ultimate, Or Mobility
Breaking news, gamers: Aphelios, the latest champion in League of Legends, will be the first character released without an E ability, instead possessing five unique Qs that will be cycled …
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Death Stranding Official Game Guide Just Trying To Figure This Shit Out Too
After a long and suspenseful wait, Hideo Kojima’s highly-anticipated brainchild Death Stranding is finally out on the PS4. At last, all of the invisible monsters, babies in capsules, and Mads …
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The Best VR Games To Justify Buying A 360-Degree Porn Machine
There’s never been a better time to get into VR. While the earliest models were notorious for their confusing, painstaking setup times, the latest releases are more compact and user-friendly …
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Bolvar Really Wishing He’d Leveled Past 80
Bolvar Fordragon, also known as the Lich King, was tragically stripped of his power and title this past weekend when former Warchief of the Horde Sylvanas Windrunner destroyed the source …
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Riot Just Goes Ahead And Announces Diablo 4
Happy birthday, League of Legends! Riot has been celebrating League’s tenth anniversary with a whole host of announcements: a new champion, new ways to play, and a ton of new …
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Mei Just Happy She’s In A Different Kind Of Fanart This Week
“It’s an exciting change of pace,” says Mei-Ling Zhou, a peerless climatologist whose physical proportions are actually quite logical. “I’m just trying to enjoy it while I can.” Blizzard is …
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