Sorry Guys, I Have To Quit The Guild Because My Antidepressants Worked
Hey everyone, I just want to let you all know that I need to quit the guild. It’s been fun, and I have no regrets. But unfortunately, as great as …
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Gamer With Epic Razer Setup Syncs Colors To Reflect Depleting Bank Account
We’ve seen the most daring and innovative gaming rigs on earth, and we’ve never seen anything like this: one innovative gamer has synced the colors of his RGB lighting to …
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Nerfwire Game Awards 2020
The Nerfwire Game Awards: they’re here, the wait is over, and you can finally begin making informed purchases for games going into the new year. This year we say goodbye …
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Cyberpunk Devs Assured They Will Be Given $300 Performance Bonus Regardless Of Reviews
In what is being called “a huge win for workers’ rights” by the CD Projekt Red executive board, Cyberpunk 2077’s team of dedicated developers were assured this week that they’ll …
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My Son Fainted, And Since My Family Is Nuzlocked, He’s Gotta Go
This weekend, my eight-year-old son Jeremy fainted in a tragic accident, skinning his knee on the rug and passing out seemingly for no reason. While his mother and I love …
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Phasmophobia Daytime Mode Introduced For Bitchass Pussy Fuckers Who Aren’t Grown
Great news for soft little bitches who just sit in the truck all game: Phasmophobia dev studio Kinetic Games has announced their plans to introduce a daytime mode. Since its …
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Cyberpunk 2077 Canceled Due To Lack Of Interest
In yet another disappointing announcement for the already-miniscule and rapidly dwindling fanbase of Cyberpunk 2077, developer CD Projekt Red has announced today that they’re finally throwing in the towel once …
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Idiots Still Excited For World Of Warcraft: Shadowlands When Warcraft II Came Out In 1995
World of Warcraft’s eighth expansion, Shadowlands, was set for an appropriately spooky October release until its unforeseen delays, which set the project back to November 23. Some of WoW’s most …
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Gamers Scrambling To Figure Out Which Presidential Candidate Is More Meta
We gamers know how bad it can feel to make a suboptimal decision. Whenever there could be a winner and a loser, no serious gamer is willing to accidentally make …
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New Genshin Impact Expansion Lets You Play In Fictional Land Of Taiwan
Released September 28th, Genshin Impact has thus far been a massive success, reportedly recouping its entire budget in just twelve days of sales. This is great news for fans of …
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