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Misty-Eyed EA Passes Torch To Blizzard
Inside Blizzard headquarters, a cherub-adorned building carved from marble and azerite, Madden fans and rogue mains alike have gathered from far and wide to witness a sacred ceremony: the passing …
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Heroin Addicts Complain Heroin Not Addicting Enough
The latest heroin outbreak, which kicked off on August 14, has not been well-received by the community, to put it lightly. Heroin developers have been criticized for rushing the production …
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WoW Damage Meters Now Just Say “Not Enough” In Your Dad’s Voice
The elusive art of dealing damage in World of Warcraft is a skill can take hundreds of hours of practice and experimentation. Veteran players deploy a variety of tools to …
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Urgent: Your Tank Needs You To Know Exactly How High He Is
The sound of a bong hit, like a gargling trumpet blown in the face of God, heralds his arrival. A Reinhardt perhaps, or a Maokai who uses the word “tree” …
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Raid Members Trying To Ignore Miserable, Enslaved Tiger Fighting With Top DPS Hunter
“Good work everyone, we’ll be out of this godforsaken keep in no time,” proclaimed Shortshotz, the raid leader of the Alliance guild Rollin’ with my Gnomies. As the loot was …
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Weird: Entire IT Department Taking Tomorrow Off
In what seems to be some sort of bizarre coincidence, the entire IT department has taken the day off tomorrow, according to reports from human resources. “Yeah, we just kind …
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Warlock Accidentally Summons Sargeras
In the aftermath of the climactic battle against The Dark Titan and the forces of his Burning Legion, life has returned to a sense of normalcy for the champions of …
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Sylvanas Orders Horde Players To Kill Their Parents In Real Life
In a morally questionable but arguably justifiable move, Sylvanas Windrunner, Warchief of the Horde and Banshee Queen of the Forsaken, has ordered all of World of Warcraft’s Horde players to …
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