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How devious! The druids report a stir in the fae community; a mischievous faerie has stolen the names of the hundreds of millions of people who use Twitter. Don’t worry, …
Mischievous Faerie Promises To Return Your Name For $8/Month Read More
Elon Musk has officially backed out of his deal to purchase Twitter, walking out on the social media platform the same way he walked out on his other neglected children. …
Musk Abandons Another Child Read More
Twitter is ablaze today at the onset of news that could change everything: Tesla CEO Elon Musk is set to acquire the social media platform for 44 billion US dollars. …
Twitter Users Can’t Wait For Elon Musk To Let Them Send Him Death Threats Read More
People on Twitter keep telling me to “touch grass.” I’ve been the victim of more than one ratio in this regard: countless users dogpiling me, telling me to log off …
Touch Grass? I Live In A Desolate Wasteland Where No Plants Grow And The Sun Has Set For A Thousand Years Read More
UK resident Daniel Grisham reported today that he is making the preparations to use the healthcare card against US resident Laura Chen. Daniel is currently engaged in a “heated” Twitter …
European Losing Argument With American Prepares To Use Healthcare Card Read More
In a joint press statement made only hours ago, internet representatives have formally disclosed that the countless memes poking fun at the PlayStation 5’s appearance are moving into their next …
Internet To Spend Another Five Weeks Arguing Whether PS5 Is A Sandwich Read More
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Minecraft Creator Notch Banned From Secret Masked Orgy After Controversial Tweets Read More
Uh-oh, Nintendo—should’ve picked Waluigi. Less than forty-eight hours after Banjo and Kazooie were confirmed for Smash Ultimate, Nintendo has made the decision to remove the sassy red bird from the …
Kazooie Canceled From Smash After Racist Tweets Resurface Read More
In what is being called “shocking,” “almost impossible to believe,” and “the real takeaway in this whole story,” it appears to have been confirmed by multiple sources today that Jared …
Breaking: ProJared Has Somehow Had Sex At Least Twice Read More