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Mischievous Faerie Promises To Return Your Name For $8/Month

November 5, 2022November 5, 2022

How devious! The druids report a stir in the fae community; a mischievous faerie has stolen the names of the hundreds of millions of people who use Twitter. Don’t worry, …

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Musk Abandons Another Child

July 9, 2022July 9, 2022

Elon Musk has officially backed out of his deal to purchase Twitter, walking out on the social media platform the same way he walked out on his other neglected children.  …

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Twitter Users Can’t Wait For Elon Musk To Let Them Send Him Death Threats

April 26, 2022April 26, 2022

Twitter is ablaze today at the onset of news that could change everything: Tesla CEO Elon Musk is set to acquire the social media platform for 44 billion US dollars. …

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Touch Grass? I Live In A Desolate Wasteland Where No Plants Grow And The Sun Has Set For A Thousand Years

March 31, 2022March 31, 2022

People on Twitter keep telling me to “touch grass.” I’ve been the victim of more than one ratio in this regard: countless users dogpiling me, telling me to log off …

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European Losing Argument With American Prepares To Use Healthcare Card

August 22, 2020August 22, 2020

UK resident Daniel Grisham reported today that he is making the preparations to use the healthcare card against US resident Laura Chen. Daniel is currently engaged in a “heated” Twitter …

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Internet To Spend Another Five Weeks Arguing Whether PS5 Is A Sandwich

June 25, 2020June 25, 2020

In a joint press statement made only hours ago, internet representatives have formally disclosed that the countless memes poking fun at the PlayStation 5’s appearance are moving into their next …

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Minecraft Creator Notch Banned From Secret Masked Orgy After Controversial Tweets

July 29, 2019November 6, 2019

For more controversial statements, check out News in Pictures. This headline was voted for by our community on Discord. Join us to vote every Wednesday, plus LFG and more.

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Gaming

Kazooie Canceled From Smash After Racist Tweets Resurface

June 13, 2019April 27, 2020

Uh-oh, Nintendo—should’ve picked Waluigi. Less than forty-eight hours after Banjo and Kazooie were confirmed for Smash Ultimate, Nintendo has made the decision to remove the sassy red bird from the …

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Breaking: ProJared Has Somehow Had Sex At Least Twice

May 9, 2019August 10, 2020

In what is being called “shocking,” “almost impossible to believe,” and “the real takeaway in this whole story,” it appears to have been confirmed by multiple sources today that Jared …

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