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“Yeah, Starfield,” mumbles Howard through a handful of goji berries. “Yeah, um—we had a cinematic out, right? That looks pretty good.” It’s the closest thing to an answer that Howard …
Todd Howard Pretty Sure He Can Knock Out This Starfield Shit In A Month Read More
Hi, I’m video gaming’s Todd Howard, here with a question for you: do video games cause violence? This is something we grapple with in the gaming industry. Does the content …
Opinion: If Video Games Don’t Cause Violence Then Why Am I, Todd Howard, Coming To Kill You? Read More
In their never-ending quest to push the boundaries of realism in their games, Bethesda has announced that they are making a change to a system that is present in almost …
Bethesda Removes Companion System As Adult Finding New Friends Too Unrealistic Read More
“It’s just us up here, Todd,” says billionaire and household name Bill Gates, stoking the fire in a remote cabin, miles away from civilization. He turns to Todd Howard, who …
Bill Gates Currently ‘Misery’-ing Todd Howard Into Finishing The Elder Scrolls VI Read More
If there’s one thing every gamer hates, it’s the feeling of being coerced into spending extra money. Plenty of us roll our eyes when we see a $200 price tag …
Wow! All 2020 Game Of The Year Editions Set To Include Ziploc Bag Of Gamer Girl Spit Read More It’s a beautiful day outside the Howard residence—hiding the terrors lurking within. “Don’t come downstairs, Henrietta,” Todd shouts from the basement apartment. “I’m locking the door. Don’t mind the noises, …
Todd Howard Sacrifices Live Goat To Make Fallout 76 Relevant Again Read More
“It really boils down between trying something new, and a little daring, or just going with one of the old classics, you know?” Todd Howard explains, holding open the door …
Todd Howard Begins Several-Month Process Of Picking Leather Jacket For E3 Read More
“You don’t just go out and try to make a masterpiece,” says YouTube influencer and modern-day Aristotle xXSilverPhoeniXx. “I mean, I knew I was brave coming out with such a …
Groundbreaking YouTube Philosopher Says Fallout 76 Is Really Bad Read More
“Fallout 76 is going to be a bit of a departure from the usual formula,” Todd Howard begins as the applause dies down. “But don’t worry—I know that there have …
Entirety Of Fallout 76 Storyline Consists Of Playing In-Game Version Of Skyrim Read More