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Tears were shed at the star-shaped platform in the sky today as plumber and renowned hero Mario Mario said goodbye to his longtime rival, Gay Bowser. “It’s-a been a long …
Gay Bowser Receives Heartwarming Farewell Read More
Originating from a Dykes to Watch Out For comic strip in the 80s, the Bechdel test has become a shorthand way of gauging representation of women in media. Despite its …
Wow! Mario Party 7 Passes Bechdel Test With Flying Colors Read More
It’s Friday night. You and your partner just came back from a socially distanced mambo contest and your hearts are racing. The passion is palpable, you can cut the sexual …
Top 5 Super Mario Songs To Play While Going To Pound Town Read More
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Nintendo Confirms Toad Is Psilocybin Read More
The canon of English literature hasn’t changed much in the past century. While there have been some minor additions, many of the same works have been shoved onto the plates …
Opinion: We Need To Make My Wario X Luigi Fanfic Required Reading In State Schools Read More
Saturday Night Live has been an unrivaled bastion of highbrow comedy since its inception in 1975, with absolutely no down periods whatsoever where the show wasn’t funny for an entire …
Man Sues SNL For Stealing ‘Mario Does Shrooms’ Joke From 2008 Newgrounds Cartoon Read More
There’s a debate in historiography of when history begins—a more nuanced and educated version of the daily internet argument of when a joke is “too soon.” Is last year history? …
Historians: ‘Year Of Luigi’ The Last Good Year Read More
A flash of light shot through game stores worldwide last night as the Super Mario 4D All-Stars collection materialized from thin air onto store shelves. Unheard of until now, this …
Super Mario 4D All-Stars Suddenly Materializes On Store Shelves, Still Poorly Emulated Garbage Read More
It happened to me. My name is George Watkins, and I am an avid member of the cosplay community. Not a participant, mind you, but a benefactor. I support countless …
This Hot Cosplayer Dressed Up As A Goomba And I Discovered Some New Things About Myself Read More
Sure, everyone knows that these newfangled Mario and Luigi characters are two of the most well-known faces in today’s secular “pop” culture. The media mega-industry mass-produces Nintendo’s iconic mascots left …
But Are The Mario Bros. Brothers In Christ? Read More