Top 5 Super Mario Songs To Play While Going To Pound Town
It’s Friday night. You and your partner just came back from a socially distanced mambo contest and your hearts are racing. The passion is palpable, you can cut the sexual …
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Nintendo Confirms Toad Is Psilocybin
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Opinion: We Need To Make My Wario X Luigi Fanfic Required Reading In State Schools
The canon of English literature hasn’t changed much in the past century. While there have been some minor additions, many of the same works have been shoved onto the plates …
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Man Sues SNL For Stealing ‘Mario Does Shrooms’ Joke From 2008 Newgrounds Cartoon
Saturday Night Live has been an unrivaled bastion of highbrow comedy since its inception in 1975, with absolutely no down periods whatsoever where the show wasn’t funny for an entire …
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Historians: ‘Year Of Luigi’ The Last Good Year
There’s a debate in historiography of when history begins—a more nuanced and educated version of the daily internet argument of when a joke is “too soon.” Is last year history? …
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Super Mario 4D All-Stars Suddenly Materializes On Store Shelves, Still Poorly Emulated Garbage
A flash of light shot through game stores worldwide last night as the Super Mario 4D All-Stars collection materialized from thin air onto store shelves. Unheard of until now, this …
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This Hot Cosplayer Dressed Up As A Goomba And I Discovered Some New Things About Myself
It happened to me. My name is George Watkins, and I am an avid member of the cosplay community. Not a participant, mind you, but a benefactor. I support countless …
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But Are The Mario Bros. Brothers In Christ?
Sure, everyone knows that these newfangled Mario and Luigi characters are two of the most well-known faces in today’s secular “pop” culture. The media mega-industry mass-produces Nintendo’s iconic mascots left …
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