I Wouldn’t Have Called Fortnite Gay If I’d Known $3 Million Was On The Line
Alright, here’s the deal: Fortnite was an easy target. I was a little bit naive, and whenever I see something with a colorful palate, I want to insult it. I …
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Post-Rework Torbjörn Somehow Even More Racist
The highly-anticipated Torbjörn rework has finally gone live, and most fans couldn’t be happier. Blizzard seems to have flawlessly succeeded in their stated goal of broadening Torbjörn’s appeal beyond bots …
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Destiny 2 Community Rallies To Avenge Death Of PC Player Base
With the release of Destiny 2’s third expansion, Forsaken, players of Bungie’s hit massively multiplayer shooter are more hyped than ever to go to war. This time, we’re avenging the …
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Fornite Devs Scramble To Explain Unintended Purple Cube
Over the past week, the Fortnite community has been obsessively theorizing over the true purpose of a mysterious purple cube that has appeared in-game. Many have tried shooting it, glitching …
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Finally, An Overwatch Hero For Spherical People
Overwatch is a game lauded for its diversity, but even with a cast as varied as that of Blizzard’s highly acclaimed shooter, it can be easy for certain groups to …
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Payday 3 To Allow Players To Actually Rob Friends, Family
In a turn of events that the ESRB still hasn’t figured out how to rate, the newest in the Payday series will allow players to rob their family and friends, …
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Claptrap Dies In New Borderlands, Just Keeps Talking
Great news for Borderlands fans! Everyone’s favorite fast-talking robot mascot is back in a new installment of the series, and even though he dies pretty early on, he just won’t …
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Alright, Fine, We’ll Review Fortnite
Jesus, will you leeches ever be satisfied? You catch the first scent of blood and it’s off to the races, yeah? Alright, fine, you got us. We’re reviewing Fortnite. Are …
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