BioWare Confirms Miranda’s Toned Back Will Be Toned Back
Check out the backend of Nerfwire, News in Pictures. Join our community on Discord, find us on Facebook and Twitter, and subscribe to our Patreon for exclusive benefits.
Read MoreTag: shooter
New Mass Effect Expected To Show Full Butthole
Insider sources have confirmed that the recently teased Mass Effect sequel will go even further than previous entries in the series by showing full-on butthole. The blockbuster franchise is famous …
Read More
Incredible: New Season 3 Fortnite Map Forms Mark Of The Unholy Beast
With Fortnite’s Chapter 2, Season 3 just around the corner, Epic Games have finally released the details of their latest and greatest map update. Other, lesser journalistic publications have already …
Read More
Disappointing: Doom Eternal Ends
To begin this article, we need to start at the end—or, rather, what we thought was the end of our relationship with our staff writer, Barry Jeffords. “Every day I …
Read More
Todd Howard Sacrifices Live Goat To Make Fallout 76 Relevant Again
It’s a beautiful day outside the Howard residence—hiding the terrors lurking within. “Don’t come downstairs, Henrietta,” Todd shouts from the basement apartment. “I’m locking the door. Don’t mind the noises, …
Read More
‘I’m Trapped In The Game, This Is Not A Skin’ – Ninja’s Wacky In-Game Voice Lines
Epic Games has released the first in its new “Icon” series of Fortnite skins, a line-up dedicated to the game’s top community creators. And who better to start with than …
Read More
I Wouldn’t Have Called Fortnite Gay If I’d Known $3 Million Was On The Line
Alright, here’s the deal: Fortnite was an easy target. I was a little bit naive, and whenever I see something with a colorful palate, I want to insult it. I …
Read More
Post-Rework Torbjörn Somehow Even More Racist
The highly-anticipated Torbjörn rework has finally gone live, and most fans couldn’t be happier. Blizzard seems to have flawlessly succeeded in their stated goal of broadening Torbjörn’s appeal beyond bots …
Read More
Destiny 2 Community Rallies To Avenge Death Of PC Player Base
With the release of Destiny 2’s third expansion, Forsaken, players of Bungie’s hit massively multiplayer shooter are more hyped than ever to go to war. This time, we’re avenging the …
Read More
Fornite Devs Scramble To Explain Unintended Purple Cube
Over the past week, the Fortnite community has been obsessively theorizing over the true purpose of a mysterious purple cube that has appeared in-game. Many have tried shooting it, glitching …
Read More