Bethesda: Okay, But That Cover Of Country Roads Was Dope Though, Right? Guys?
Fallout 76 released on the 14th of this month, and so far prospects aren’t looking good. User scores for the title all sit well below 50 percent, and videos on …
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Opinion: If This RPG Won’t Let Me Be A Werewolf Vampire Mermaid Lesbian, What’s The Point?
So your RPG has lots of character customization options. Okay, neat. And there are body modifications you can acquire throughout the world—vampire, werewolf, mermaid, etc. Not to mention a variety …
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Inconsiderate Asshole Buys Friends Monster Hunter: World
This last Wednesday, local computer science student and inconsiderate friend Barry Radder purchased Monster Hunter: World to play on his PC. People close to Barry report that he did this …
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Heroin Addicts Complain Heroin Not Addicting Enough
The latest heroin outbreak, which kicked off on August 14, has not been well-received by the community, to put it lightly. Heroin developers have been criticized for rushing the production …
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WoW Damage Meters Now Just Say “Not Enough” In Your Dad’s Voice
The elusive art of dealing damage in World of Warcraft is a skill can take hundreds of hours of practice and experimentation. Veteran players deploy a variety of tools to …
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“Must Have Been The Wind” Concludes Guard Standing Over Mangled Corpse
Ansha Moonshadow, a veteran of over twelve suncycles in the villainous Order of the Eclipse’s elite Black Guard, was found dead this week on a routine patrol. We caught up …
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Court Declares 2007 Runescape Marriage Legally Binding
An Indiana court made a landmark decision this week, declaring a 2007 Runescape marriage legally binding despite both of the betrothed living in different parts of the country, and being …
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Uh Oh: This Guy Thinks 5e Psionics Will Be Good
If you’re a diehard, hardcore, realhard gamer, then you’ve already heard of Matt Mercer’s smash-hit satan-worshipping phenomenon Dungeons of Dragons, most likely through the equally smashing and equally demonic Strangest …
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Raid Members Trying To Ignore Miserable, Enslaved Tiger Fighting With Top DPS Hunter
“Good work everyone, we’ll be out of this godforsaken keep in no time,” proclaimed Shortshotz, the raid leader of the Alliance guild Rollin’ with my Gnomies. As the loot was …
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Weird: Entire IT Department Taking Tomorrow Off
In what seems to be some sort of bizarre coincidence, the entire IT department has taken the day off tomorrow, according to reports from human resources. “Yeah, we just kind …
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