Roleplay Server Shut Down For Trying Too Hard
We all like roleplaying, whether it’s playing Cyberpunk 2077 and pretending you have a medium-sized penis or playing D&D and pretending you have a medium-sized penis. But today, the WoW …
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Scientists Warn Roleplay Servers May Lead To Improv
Pay attention: what you read here might save your life. Researchers at Harvard have released a study showing that spending time on roleplay servers may lead to early onset improvisational …
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Heartbreaking: Annoying Friend’s DnD Character Is Just Like Him, But More
“Yeah, the first red flag was when Chris just named his character fucking Khris,” says Jared Stanhope, shaking his head at a crumpled character sheet. “You can imagine things pretty …
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Dungeon Master Insists He Couldn’t Have Prevented Ogres From Making Your Character A Sex Slave
“Believe it or not, this wasn’t up to me,” says local Dungeon Master Chris Wong, shortly after the adventuring party had been bound and gagged by a clan of marauding …
Read More Shocking: DnD Party Member Rolling Handsome, Dashing Rogue Again
It’s a new story that’s bound to shock and amaze all members of the Saturday DnD group: for this new campaign, Kevin’s playing a Rogue with maxed out Charisma and …
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‘Are You Sure?’ Asks Smiling Dungeon Master
“And so, the kingdom of Baleron falls into ruin,” narrates local dungeon master David Aygax, having just finished the ceremonial shredding of five character sheets. “The great lich Gyus Gaxius …
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Man Staring At Backside Of Beefy Human Warrior Thinks Guys Who Play Female Characters Must Be Gay
“Look, I’m not gay,” local gamer David King told Nerfwire—unprompted—at the start of our interview. “Let’s get that out of the way right now. I am definitely not gay, okay? …
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