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Wholesome! Old Yeller Game Lets You Pet The Dog Before You Blow Its Fucking Brains Out

July 9, 2022July 9, 2022

Great news for doggo lovers: we just played Penguin Classic Studios’ video game adaptation of the iconic children’s novel Old Yeller. It’s official: you can pet the dog, before you …

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Gaming

TMNT: Shredder’s Revenge Is A Nostalgic Romp Back To When You Were Young And Naive About This Cruel, Cruel World

June 17, 2022June 17, 2022

Those heroes in the half-shell are back, and they’re here to kick Shredder’s butt back to Dimension X in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Shredder’s Revenge! We couldn’t be happier to …

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Gaming

Review: Psychonauts 2 Shows How The Only Path To Mental Health Is Platforming

September 2, 2021September 2, 2021

These are dark days. Physically and mentally, we’re all under stresses we didn’t think we’d have to live through. Thankfully, Tim Schafer and his crew at Double Fine have released …

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Gaming

Total Letdown: This Party Game Is Fair

May 23, 2021May 23, 2021

We wanted Piper’s Party Pandas to be good just as much as you did, dear reader. The highly anticipated game from indie studio Rocket Renegades certainly delivers on its ambitious …

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Gaming

Retrospective Review: Q*bert Has Almost No Endgame Content

February 21, 2021March 8, 2021

It goes without saying that Q*bert is one of the most renowned and acclaimed video games of the classic arcade era. The isometric action puzzle game based on uniforming all …

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Gaming

Cyberpunk 2077 Review: We Didn’t Love It But We Are Too Scared Of Twitter To Not Give It A High Score

December 9, 2020March 8, 2021

The game of the decade has finally arrived! Now that the review embargo has been lifted, there is one question on everyone’s minds: is it good? It’s fine. However, we’re …

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Gaming

Review: You Don’t Have What It Takes To Play Rock Band: Death Grips

December 8, 2020March 29, 2022

The Rock Band series has always been a go-to for casual and hardcore gamers alike. The next installment of the franchise continues the trend of spotlighting a specific band, which …

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Technology

Fuck It: We Review Some Uninterruptible Power Supplies

October 25, 2020March 8, 2021

Alright, well, like many others, Nerfwire was not able to acquire an RTX 3080, and as such we’re not able to give you as much information as we’d like about …

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Gaming

Crusader Kings 3 Review: This Game Is About Fucking Your Dad

September 1, 2020March 8, 2021

One of the greatest parts of the Crusader Kings franchise is the ability to roleplay and do ludicrous things that you would not normally do, such as marry a horse …

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Gaming

Our Review Of The Shitty Game You Tried To Make And Then Never Showed Anyone

March 9, 2020March 8, 2021

It’s the game that no one saw coming—or ever saw at all. Nerfwire was lucky enough to get our hands on Working Title 2 during a midnight raid of the …

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