Retrospective Review: Q*bert Has Almost No Endgame Content
It goes without saying that Q*bert is one of the most renowned and acclaimed video games of the classic arcade era. The isometric action puzzle game based on uniforming all …
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Cyberpunk 2077 Review: We Didn’t Love It But We Are Too Scared Of Twitter To Not Give It A High Score
The game of the decade has finally arrived! Now that the review embargo has been lifted, there is one question on everyone’s minds: is it good? It’s fine. However, we’re …
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Review: You Don’t Have What It Takes To Play Rock Band: Death Grips
The Rock Band series has always been a go-to for casual and hardcore gamers alike. The next installment of the franchise continues the trend of spotlighting a specific band, which …
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Fuck It: We Review Some Uninterruptible Power Supplies
Alright, well, like many others, Nerfwire was not able to acquire an RTX 3080, and as such we’re not able to give you as much information as we’d like about …
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Crusader Kings 3 Review: This Game Is About Fucking Your Dad
One of the greatest parts of the Crusader Kings franchise is the ability to roleplay and do ludicrous things that you would not normally do, such as marry a horse …
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Our Review Of The Shitty Game You Tried To Make And Then Never Showed Anyone
It’s the game that no one saw coming—or ever saw at all. Nerfwire was lucky enough to get our hands on Working Title 2 during a midnight raid of the …
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When I Knew It Was Over: My Husband Writes Long, Detailed Steam Reviews
It’s rare that you’re able to trace something back to the very beginning of the end—the first domino that toppled over and lead to the finale of something you’ve built …
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Alright, Fine, We’ll Review Fortnite
Jesus, will you leeches ever be satisfied? You catch the first scent of blood and it’s off to the races, yeah? Alright, fine, you got us. We’re reviewing Fortnite. Are …
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Review: New Gaming Chair Increases Graphics By Like 40
Holy fucking ass-balls. Are you hapless shitwits feasting your eyes this monstrosity? Shit’s been turned up into the fucking spirit realm. Get those wallets out, lads. Now you can have …
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