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Alright, I might catch some flak for this from the liberals, but I have a fact for you: Halo Infinite was released yesterday because I sacrificed a fattened goat to …
Halo Infinite Multiplayer Came Out This Week Because I Sacrificed Fattened Goat To Baal Read More
Around the world, Smash players were waiting in anticipation for the announcement of the next Fighter Pass DLC character. Many rumors and supposed leaks were spread around the internet about …
New Smash Character Confirmed: St. Francis Of Assisi Read More
Since any game with the words “call of duty” in the title is invariably a best seller, Activision has announced yet another title in the series. Like all of the …
New Call Of Duty Set In The War On Christmas Read More
Members of the guild “Mortal Kumbat” on World of Warcraft: Classic have recently become concerned that their charismatic guild leader Flickmycrit is attempting to set up some kind of Jonestown …
Guild Leader Clearly Trying To Start Jonestown Situation Read More
With Fortnite’s Chapter 2, Season 3 just around the corner, Epic Games have finally released the details of their latest and greatest map update. Other, lesser journalistic publications have already …
Incredible: New Season 3 Fortnite Map Forms Mark Of The Unholy Beast Read More
It’s a beautiful day outside the Howard residence—hiding the terrors lurking within. “Don’t come downstairs, Henrietta,” Todd shouts from the basement apartment. “I’m locking the door. Don’t mind the noises, …
Todd Howard Sacrifices Live Goat To Make Fallout 76 Relevant Again Read More
Sure, everyone knows that these newfangled Mario and Luigi characters are two of the most well-known faces in today’s secular “pop” culture. The media mega-industry mass-produces Nintendo’s iconic mascots left …
But Are The Mario Bros. Brothers In Christ? Read More
Bequeathed from the heavens of their head office in Newark, New Jersey, the generous Gods of Audible have graced yet another podcast with the eternal gift of sponsorship. “Go to …
Generous Audible Gods Grace Podcast With Sponsorship Read More
I swear to our dear sweet Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, if I don’t draw Fireball this, uh, goshdang second, I’m officially renouncing my belief in any higher power whatsoever. …
If There Is A God, I Will Draw Fireball Read More
The Pope emerged from the Vatican today after many days of prayer, reflection, and high-octane demon ass-kicking to declare that the Catholic Church officially recognizes Doom (2016) as “bitchin’”. Directly …
Pope Plays Doom; Declares It ‘Bitchin” Read More