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Halo Infinite Multiplayer Came Out This Week Because I Sacrificed Fattened Goat To Baal

November 16, 2021November 16, 2021

Alright, I might catch some flak for this from the liberals, but I have a fact for you: Halo Infinite was released yesterday because I sacrificed a fattened goat to …

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Gaming

New Smash Character Confirmed: St. Francis Of Assisi

April 8, 2021June 15, 2021

Around the world, Smash players were waiting in anticipation for the announcement of the next Fighter Pass DLC character. Many rumors and supposed leaks were spread around the internet about …

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Gaming

New Call Of Duty Set In The War On Christmas

December 8, 2020March 8, 2021

Since any game with the words “call of duty” in the title is invariably a best seller, Activision has announced yet another title in the series. Like all of the …

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Guild Leader Clearly Trying To Start Jonestown Situation

July 28, 2020November 16, 2021

Members of the guild “Mortal Kumbat” on World of Warcraft: Classic have recently become concerned that their charismatic guild leader Flickmycrit is attempting to set up some kind of Jonestown …

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Incredible: New Season 3 Fortnite Map Forms Mark Of The Unholy Beast

July 18, 2020November 16, 2021

With Fortnite’s Chapter 2, Season 3 just around the corner, Epic Games have finally released the details of their latest and greatest map update. Other, lesser journalistic publications have already …

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Todd Howard Sacrifices Live Goat To Make Fallout 76 Relevant Again

April 14, 2020November 16, 2021

It’s a beautiful day outside the Howard residence—hiding the terrors lurking within. “Don’t come downstairs, Henrietta,” Todd shouts from the basement apartment. “I’m locking the door. Don’t mind the noises, …

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But Are The Mario Bros. Brothers In Christ?

May 19, 2019March 8, 2021

Sure, everyone knows that these newfangled Mario and Luigi characters are two of the most well-known faces in today’s secular “pop” culture. The media mega-industry mass-produces Nintendo’s iconic mascots left …

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Generous Audible Gods Grace Podcast With Sponsorship

August 9, 2018November 23, 2019

Bequeathed from the heavens of their head office in Newark, New Jersey, the generous Gods of Audible have graced yet another podcast with the eternal gift of sponsorship. “Go to …

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Gaming

If There Is A God, I Will Draw Fireball

May 31, 2018June 8, 2021

I swear to our dear sweet Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, if I don’t draw Fireball this, uh, goshdang second, I’m officially renouncing my belief in any higher power whatsoever. …

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Pope Plays Doom; Declares It ‘Bitchin”

May 13, 2018June 8, 2021

The Pope emerged from the Vatican today after many days of prayer, reflection, and high-octane demon ass-kicking to declare that the Catholic Church officially recognizes Doom (2016) as “bitchin’”. Directly …

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