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Alright, I might catch some flak for this from the liberals, but I have a fact for you: Halo Infinite was released yesterday because I sacrificed a fattened goat to …
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Around the world, Smash players were waiting in anticipation for the announcement of the next Fighter Pass DLC character. Many rumors and supposed leaks were spread around the internet about …
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Since any game with the words “call of duty” in the title is invariably a best seller, Activision has announced yet another title in the series. Like all of the …
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Members of the guild “Mortal Kumbat” on World of Warcraft: Classic have recently become concerned that their charismatic guild leader Flickmycrit is attempting to set up some kind of Jonestown …
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With Fortnite’s Chapter 2, Season 3 just around the corner, Epic Games have finally released the details of their latest and greatest map update. Other, lesser journalistic publications have already …
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It’s a beautiful day outside the Howard residence—hiding the terrors lurking within. “Don’t come downstairs, Henrietta,” Todd shouts from the basement apartment. “I’m locking the door. Don’t mind the noises, …
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Sure, everyone knows that these newfangled Mario and Luigi characters are two of the most well-known faces in today’s secular “pop” culture. The media mega-industry mass-produces Nintendo’s iconic mascots left …
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Bequeathed from the heavens of their head office in Newark, New Jersey, the generous Gods of Audible have graced yet another podcast with the eternal gift of sponsorship. “Go to …
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I swear to our dear sweet Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, if I don’t draw Fireball this, uh, goshdang second, I’m officially renouncing my belief in any higher power whatsoever. …
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The Pope emerged from the Vatican today after many days of prayer, reflection, and high-octane demon ass-kicking to declare that the Catholic Church officially recognizes Doom (2016) as “bitchin’”. Directly …
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