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Boyfriend Was Apparently Just Hanging Out Looking At Desktop Icons

March 31, 2022March 31, 2022

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Sorry, Wordle: The Only 5-Letter Word I Care About Is Pussy

February 13, 2022February 13, 2022

For weeks, Twitter has been inundated by a deluge of incomprehensible colored squares. The savvy reader will understand that this is part of the “share” function of online puzzle game …

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Marriage With NPC Getting Dull After Reaching End Of Dialogue Tree

December 26, 2021December 26, 2021

Long-term relationships take a lot of effort to stay alive, and I’ve certainly learned that firsthand. In the words of the Supremes, “Love don’t come easy, it’s a game of …

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Guy On Tinder Looking For ‘Good Comp’

April 18, 2021April 18, 2021

“I need synergy in my relationship,” reports local gamer Mark Cooper, who writes in his Tinder bio that he’s looking for a “good comp.” Considering that the decision of whether …

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Boyfriend Blames Erectile Dysfunction On Bad RNG

April 16, 2021April 16, 2021

“Baby, please,” speedrunner and steadfast erectile dysfunction denier Peter Evans exclaims from the other room. We hear the rustling of sheets before Peter’s long-term (for him) girlfriend storms out of …

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Opinion: I Actually Did Fuck Your Mom Last Night, We Are In Love And Will Get Married, Also She Sucked My Balls, Please Drive The Warthog So I Can Capture This Flag

March 20, 2021March 20, 2021

Hey kid, why don’t you shut the fuck up? I can hear you talking shit to me on that three-dollar microphone. But guess what? I fucked your mom last night. …

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‘Yeah, He Fucked That Bird’ – Banjo-Kazooie Lead Developer Speaks Out

March 9, 2021March 9, 2021

Since the dawn of female characters in video games, whenever a pixelated woman so much as shares the same screen with their male counterpart, one question always leaps to a …

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Gross: Bot Lane Clearly Couple In Real Life

January 31, 2021January 31, 2021

In a truly disgusting example of PDA, this bottom lane in your League of Legends game is very clearly a couple in real life. The Kai’Sa and Janna, named “HerCarry” …

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Psychonauts 2 Goes Into A Lot Of Detail About Why Freud Was Right

January 21, 2021January 21, 2021

Nearly fifteen years after the release of Psychonauts, Double Fine Studios is finally releasing a sequel. The much anticipated Psychonauts 2 has been creating a lot of stir in the …

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New Mass Effect Expected To Show Full Butthole

January 21, 2021January 21, 2021

Insider sources have confirmed that the recently teased Mass Effect sequel will go even further than previous entries in the series by showing full-on butthole. The blockbuster franchise is famous …

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