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Boyfriend Was Apparently Just Hanging Out Looking At Desktop Icons Read More
For weeks, Twitter has been inundated by a deluge of incomprehensible colored squares. The savvy reader will understand that this is part of the “share” function of online puzzle game …
Sorry, Wordle: The Only 5-Letter Word I Care About Is Pussy Read More
Long-term relationships take a lot of effort to stay alive, and I’ve certainly learned that firsthand. In the words of the Supremes, “Love don’t come easy, it’s a game of …
Marriage With NPC Getting Dull After Reaching End Of Dialogue Tree Read More
“I need synergy in my relationship,” reports local gamer Mark Cooper, who writes in his Tinder bio that he’s looking for a “good comp.” Considering that the decision of whether …
Guy On Tinder Looking For ‘Good Comp’ Read More
“Baby, please,” speedrunner and steadfast erectile dysfunction denier Peter Evans exclaims from the other room. We hear the rustling of sheets before Peter’s long-term (for him) girlfriend storms out of …
Boyfriend Blames Erectile Dysfunction On Bad RNG Read More
Hey kid, why don’t you shut the fuck up? I can hear you talking shit to me on that three-dollar microphone. But guess what? I fucked your mom last night. …
Opinion: I Actually Did Fuck Your Mom Last Night, We Are In Love And Will Get Married, Also She Sucked My Balls, Please Drive The Warthog So I Can Capture This Flag Read More
Since the dawn of female characters in video games, whenever a pixelated woman so much as shares the same screen with their male counterpart, one question always leaps to a …
‘Yeah, He Fucked That Bird’ – Banjo-Kazooie Lead Developer Speaks Out Read More
In a truly disgusting example of PDA, this bottom lane in your League of Legends game is very clearly a couple in real life. The Kai’Sa and Janna, named “HerCarry” …
Gross: Bot Lane Clearly Couple In Real Life Read More
Nearly fifteen years after the release of Psychonauts, Double Fine Studios is finally releasing a sequel. The much anticipated Psychonauts 2 has been creating a lot of stir in the …
Psychonauts 2 Goes Into A Lot Of Detail About Why Freud Was Right Read More
Insider sources have confirmed that the recently teased Mass Effect sequel will go even further than previous entries in the series by showing full-on butthole. The blockbuster franchise is famous …
New Mass Effect Expected To Show Full Butthole Read More