Guy On Tinder Looking For ‘Good Comp’
“I need synergy in my relationship,” reports local gamer Mark Cooper, who writes in his Tinder bio that he’s looking for a “good comp.” Considering that the decision of whether …
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Boyfriend Blames Erectile Dysfunction On Bad RNG
“Baby, please,” speedrunner and steadfast erectile dysfunction denier Peter Evans exclaims from the other room. We hear the rustling of sheets before Peter’s long-term (for him) girlfriend storms out of …
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Opinion: I Actually Did Fuck Your Mom Last Night, We Are In Love And Will Get Married, Also She Sucked My Balls, Please Drive The Warthog So I Can Capture This Flag
Hey kid, why don’t you shut the fuck up? I can hear you talking shit to me on that three-dollar microphone. But guess what? I fucked your mom last night. …
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‘Yeah, He Fucked That Bird’ – Banjo-Kazooie Lead Developer Speaks Out
Since the dawn of female characters in video games, whenever a pixelated woman so much as shares the same screen with their male counterpart, one question always leaps to a …
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Gross: Bot Lane Clearly Couple In Real Life
In a truly disgusting example of PDA, this bottom lane in your League of Legends game is very clearly a couple in real life. The Kai’Sa and Janna, named “HerCarry” …
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Psychonauts 2 Goes Into A Lot Of Detail About Why Freud Was Right
Nearly fifteen years after the release of Psychonauts, Double Fine Studios is finally releasing a sequel. The much anticipated Psychonauts 2 has been creating a lot of stir in the …
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New Mass Effect Expected To Show Full Butthole
Insider sources have confirmed that the recently teased Mass Effect sequel will go even further than previous entries in the series by showing full-on butthole. The blockbuster franchise is famous …
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Opinion: It’s Not Premature Ejaculation, It’s Called Coitus Skip
Was that good for you? Because it was good for me. In fact, look at these splits, chat. Lots of saved time, these are going to be tough PBs to …
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Steam Giving Out Free Anime Dating Sims To Corrupt Society
It’s that time of year again: Christmas is upon us, and this year Steam has quietly begun giving out free anime dating sims, claiming to reward players for their loyalty. …
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Out Of Touch Streamer Not Responding To My Sexual Advances In Chat
It’s sad when someone you support becomes too big and forgets where they started. Unfortunately, this happened with female streamer and former goddess KiraGames when she recently stopped responding to …
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