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Listen up, NBA Fans: the best and only basketball video game series just announced a huge new feature for 2K23. The most beloved aspect of the game for anyone who’s …
NBA 2K23 Will Let You Cut Players For Anti-Semitism Read More
Game director and proud “super-straight” Jordan B. Skeeterson has expressed concern over a daunting new task: sharing his transphobic views with his entirely transgender programming team. “I think trans people …
Anti-Trans Game Director Unsure How To Take It Up With Entire Programming Team Read More
It’s time to wake up and face the music. Goku, the hero of the Dragon Ball series, is clearly and inarguably American. There are many signs pointing to this conclusion, …
Opinion: Goku Was American Because He Almost Died Of Untreated Heart Disease Read More
It’s a somber day today. We at Nerfwire would like to express our condolences to the family of former New York City mayor Rudy Giuliani, who recently received a gentle …
Not Funny: Rudy Giuliani Slapped On Back, Dying Instantly And Dropping Stuff All Over The Place Like In Minecraft Read More
Tears were shed at the star-shaped platform in the sky today as plumber and renowned hero Mario Mario said goodbye to his longtime rival, Gay Bowser. “It’s-a been a long …
Gay Bowser Receives Heartwarming Farewell Read More
Sometimes, some crimes go slipping through the cracks. We all get it. There’s injustice in this world. But this injustice is perpetrated by officers of all kinds, and we need …
Opinion: When I Say All Cops Are Bastards, That Includes Chip ‘n Dale’s Rescue Rangers Read More
Today the Chinese Ministry of Culture and Tourism convened to begin banning No Guns No Glory, a game accused of being entirely too badass for Chinese audiences. The hyper-violent gorefest …
Game Banned In China For Being Fuckin’ Badass Read More
In a move that has delighted and then immediately confused trans rights advocates across the globe, game developer Gongus Studios has announced that their next RPG will allow players to …
Progressive RPG Lets You Customize Pronouns, Slurs Read More
The New York Times’ handling of Wordle has been contentious at best. Even if the execution had been flawless, many players would’ve opposed the former indie game’s corporatization simply on …
About Time: New York Times Announces Plan To Make Every Wordle Solution ‘Women’ Read More
Long Day’s Journey Into Fight is one of the most in-depth and ever-changing RPGs available on the market. Characters will respond to choices you make in a myriad of unique …
RPG Character Becomes Alt-Right After Wrong Dialogue Option Chosen Read More