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Communism Tycoon Kills You Because You’re A Tycoon

January 19, 2021January 19, 2021

The recently released Communism Tycoon, a simulation game in the vein of Roller Coaster Tycoon, primarily features you being killed by revolution since you are a tycoon. The deep and …

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Gaming

New Call Of Duty Set In The War On Christmas

December 8, 2020December 8, 2020

Since any game with the words “call of duty” in the title is invariably a best seller, Activision has announced yet another title in the series. Like all of the …

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News in Pictures

The Ultimate Fall Guy? Lee Harvey Oswald Was Innocent

November 30, 2020December 1, 2020

For more uncensored truth, check out News in Pictures. This headline was voted for by our community on Discord. Join us to vote every Wednesday, and if you’re part of our Patreon, every …

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Community

In Tribute To Trump, Teammate Denies Having Any Part In Losing

November 12, 2020November 12, 2020

Truly inspiring: in a rousing tribute to America’s commander-in-chief, your teammate who sucked shit all game is now denying having any part in losing. This patriotic hero is mimicking the …

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Community

Gamers Scrambling To Figure Out Which Presidential Candidate Is More Meta

November 2, 2020November 2, 2020

We gamers know how bad it can feel to make a suboptimal decision. Whenever there could be a winner and a loser, no serious gamer is willing to accidentally make …

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Community

Sexism In Gaming: Teabagging Implies All Gamers Have Testicles

October 28, 2020October 28, 2020

It’s no secret that gaming has a sexism problem. Since the Magnavox Odyssey, gaming as a hobby has been completely dominated by men. Whether it’s the lack of strong female …

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Gaming

New Genshin Impact Expansion Lets You Play In Fictional Land Of Taiwan

October 20, 2020October 20, 2020

Released September 28th, Genshin Impact has thus far been a massive success, reportedly recouping its entire budget in just twelve days of sales. This is great news for fans of …

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Gaming

Call Of Duty Cold War To Feature Absolutely No Combat

September 14, 2020September 14, 2020

Great news for Call of Duty fans—you want more hyperrealism in your video games? Activision and Treyarch hear you loud and clear. According to this morning’s press release, Call of …

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Community

Ben Shapiro Explains Why Flossing Is Better Than Premarital Intercourse

September 4, 2020September 4, 2020

“Hypothetically speaking, let’s say, for the sake of argument, if you look at the numbers, all the facts say that flossing is objectively superior to premarital intercourse,” explains conservative commentator …

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Community

European Losing Argument With American Prepares To Use Healthcare Card

August 22, 2020August 22, 2020

UK resident Daniel Grisham reported today that he is making the preparations to use the healthcare card against US resident Laura Chen. Daniel is currently engaged in a “heated” Twitter …

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