Communism Tycoon Kills You Because You’re A Tycoon
The recently released Communism Tycoon, a simulation game in the vein of Roller Coaster Tycoon, primarily features you being killed by revolution since you are a tycoon. The deep and …
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New Call Of Duty Set In The War On Christmas
Since any game with the words “call of duty” in the title is invariably a best seller, Activision has announced yet another title in the series. Like all of the …
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The Ultimate Fall Guy? Lee Harvey Oswald Was Innocent
For more uncensored truth, check out News in Pictures. This headline was voted for by our community on Discord. Join us to vote every Wednesday, and if you’re part of our Patreon, every …
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In Tribute To Trump, Teammate Denies Having Any Part In Losing
Truly inspiring: in a rousing tribute to America’s commander-in-chief, your teammate who sucked shit all game is now denying having any part in losing. This patriotic hero is mimicking the …
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Gamers Scrambling To Figure Out Which Presidential Candidate Is More Meta
We gamers know how bad it can feel to make a suboptimal decision. Whenever there could be a winner and a loser, no serious gamer is willing to accidentally make …
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Sexism In Gaming: Teabagging Implies All Gamers Have Testicles
It’s no secret that gaming has a sexism problem. Since the Magnavox Odyssey, gaming as a hobby has been completely dominated by men. Whether it’s the lack of strong female …
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New Genshin Impact Expansion Lets You Play In Fictional Land Of Taiwan
Released September 28th, Genshin Impact has thus far been a massive success, reportedly recouping its entire budget in just twelve days of sales. This is great news for fans of …
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Call Of Duty Cold War To Feature Absolutely No Combat
Great news for Call of Duty fans—you want more hyperrealism in your video games? Activision and Treyarch hear you loud and clear. According to this morning’s press release, Call of …
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Ben Shapiro Explains Why Flossing Is Better Than Premarital Intercourse
“Hypothetically speaking, let’s say, for the sake of argument, if you look at the numbers, all the facts say that flossing is objectively superior to premarital intercourse,” explains conservative commentator …
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European Losing Argument With American Prepares To Use Healthcare Card
UK resident Daniel Grisham reported today that he is making the preparations to use the healthcare card against US resident Laura Chen. Daniel is currently engaged in a “heated” Twitter …
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