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Unlike Pokerus, Coronavirus Doesn’t Double My EV Gains

March 2, 2021March 3, 2021

If you consider yourself a master Pokemon trainer, then you should surely know about the Pokerus virus. Even though Pokerus is a highly contagious disease, it can help your team …

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My Son Fainted, And Since My Family Is Nuzlocked, He’s Gotta Go

December 14, 2020December 14, 2020

This weekend, my eight-year-old son Jeremy fainted in a tragic accident, skinning his knee on the rug and passing out seemingly for no reason. While his mother and I love …

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Pokemon MOBA Your Best Shot To Get Girlfriend Into Competitive League Of Legends

June 29, 2020June 29, 2020

In what has been classified as a “very delicate situation that may not come up again for quite some time,” boyfriends across the United States and beyond are forming strategies …

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Amazing! In Animal Crossing: New Horizons, You Can Make The Animals Fight To The Death

November 28, 2019May 1, 2020

The release date of Animal Crossing: New Horizons is only four months away, and it still feels like we know almost nothing about the game. Sure, new features like farming, …

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This Not What Area Man Had In Mind When He Said He Wanted To Sleep With Pokémon

June 2, 2019November 23, 2019

“This is not what I had in mind when I said I wanted to sleep with Pokémon,” reports area man Charles Gunther regarding the in-development mobile game Pokémon Sleep, which …

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If We’re Okay With Pokemon Eugenics, Why Is What I Do In My Basement Illegal?

September 16, 2018March 8, 2021

Nintendo’s Pokemon series is one of the most wildly successful game franchises of all time, and also a eugenicist’s wet dream. That’s what I assume, anyway, as a not-eugenicist. It …

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I Played The Slot Machines In Pokemon And Now The Mafia Owns My House

July 15, 2018November 23, 2019

Everyone, and I mean everyone, knows about the hottest, coolest, newest, freshest game on the block: Pokemon Go. After the shining success of Pokemon Go Fest, the game took the …

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