My Son Fainted, And Since My Family Is Nuzlocked, He’s Gotta Go
This weekend, my eight-year-old son Jeremy fainted in a tragic accident, skinning his knee on the rug and passing out seemingly for no reason. While his mother and I love …
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Pokemon MOBA Your Best Shot To Get Girlfriend Into Competitive League Of Legends
In what has been classified as a “very delicate situation that may not come up again for quite some time,” boyfriends across the United States and beyond are forming strategies …
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Amazing! In Animal Crossing: New Horizons, You Can Make The Animals Fight To The Death
The release date of Animal Crossing: New Horizons is only four months away, and it still feels like we know almost nothing about the game. Sure, new features like farming, …
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This Not What Area Man Had In Mind When He Said He Wanted To Sleep With Pokémon
“This is not what I had in mind when I said I wanted to sleep with Pokémon,” reports area man Charles Gunther regarding the in-development mobile game Pokémon Sleep, which …
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If We’re Okay With Pokemon Eugenics, Why Is What I Do In My Basement Illegal?
Nintendo’s Pokemon series is one of the most wildly successful game franchises of all time, and also a eugenicist’s wet dream. That’s what I assume, anyway, as a not-eugenicist. It …
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I Played The Slot Machines In Pokemon And Now The Mafia Owns My House
Everyone, and I mean everyone, knows about the hottest, coolest, newest, freshest game on the block: Pokemon Go. After the shining success of Pokemon Go Fest, the game took the …
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