I Wouldn’t Have Called Fortnite Gay If I’d Known $3 Million Was On The Line
Alright, here’s the deal: Fortnite was an easy target. I was a little bit naive, and whenever I see something with a colorful palate, I want to insult it. I …
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FIX PUBG’s Recent Update Just Refunds Original Purchase
FIX PUBG has, since its inception, been a bold albeit blunt approach to fixing a game that is considered fundamentally broken by the majority of its player base. If the …
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Fornite Devs Scramble To Explain Unintended Purple Cube
Over the past week, the Fortnite community has been obsessively theorizing over the true purpose of a mysterious purple cube that has appeared in-game. Many have tried shooting it, glitching …
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Neat: If You Squint You Can Pretend These Fortnite Patch Notes Are For PUBG
According to reports, from certain angles or from really far away, players are able to suspend their belief long enough to believe that the recent patch notes released for Epic …
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New PUBG Game Mode To Determine Last Person Interested In Playing Anymore
In its most recent press release, PUBG Corp promised it would answer fan questions about the direction the game was moving in—a tall order for a title that’s been shrouded …
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New PUBG Patch Fixes Server Issues And This Is A Satire Article
“We’re acutely aware of the netcode problems and the adverse effect they’ve had on gameplay,” PUBG devs wrote at the beginning of the patch notes for the popular battle royale’s …
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Responding To Fortnite’s Marvel Crossover, PUBG Teams Up With DC To Make All Maps Ridiculously Dark And Hard To Enjoy
I’m sure by now, you’ve heard of the team-up that shocked everyone. That’s right: Fortnite has partnered up with the team behind the blockbuster hit Avengers: Infinity War, bringing their …
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Alright, Fine, We’ll Review Fortnite
Jesus, will you leeches ever be satisfied? You catch the first scent of blood and it’s off to the races, yeah? Alright, fine, you got us. We’re reviewing Fortnite. Are …
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PUBG Adds Map Selection, Removes Erangel map
In a community announcement today, PUBG Corporation announced the long-awaited map selection feature, spending part of the announcement to explain why the process of designing the feature took so long. …
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PlayerUnknown Really Blowing Secret Identity
You may know him as the masked marauder that brought you the battle royal phenomenon PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds: but could anyone crack the man behind the mask? That’s what what some …
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