I Wrote An Article Called ‘Fart Cry 6’ And Nerfwire Refuses To Publish It
One would think that in the modern day, media censorship would be unacceptable, and a relic of a less civilized time. I am saddened to report that this is not …
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Ubisoft Developer Boldly Suggests An Open World With Discovery Points
Ubisoft is renowned for their AAA games, typically sticking with tried and true formulas to maintain a consistent player base. However, one developer in the company, Sarah S. Fisher, wanted …
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You Can Play Red Dead Redemption 2 On PC By Putting A PS4 On Top Of Your PC
Welcome to another Nerfwire Build Guide, where we’re giving PC gamers only the most professional tips on getting the best bang for their buck when it comes to hardware. Last …
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Inconsiderate Asshole Buys Friends Monster Hunter: World
This last Wednesday, local computer science student and inconsiderate friend Barry Radder purchased Monster Hunter: World to play on his PC. People close to Barry report that he did this …
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‘Let’s Get The Bad Ending’ Says Man About To Commit War Crimes
“You know what? Screw it. Let’s get the bad ending,” says local gamer Greg Harrison, fishing around a crumpled bag for the final modicum of Dorito dust. “I bet you …
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Developer Frantically Creating More Mountains In Distance For Player To Be Able To Run To
“Fucking ridiculous,” Marc Bangor mutters over frenzied keystrokes. “This absolute goddamn nutcase.” On his monitor is a live feed of an individual player currently enjoying Bangor’s new game. The rest …
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