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Listen up, NBA Fans: the best and only basketball video game series just announced a huge new feature for 2K23. The most beloved aspect of the game for anyone who’s …
NBA 2K23 Will Let You Cut Players For Anti-Semitism Read More
Tension is mounting at the thirtieth birthday party of brand manager Dan Gibbit, as a lighthearted game of Quiplash has become a slow, grim march towards death. The game was …
Icebreaker Party Game Actively Thickening Ice Read More
Game director and proud “super-straight” Jordan B. Skeeterson has expressed concern over a daunting new task: sharing his transphobic views with his entirely transgender programming team. “I think trans people …
Anti-Trans Game Director Unsure How To Take It Up With Entire Programming Team Read More
Local sicko Scott Ruper was forced to look deep into the dark abyss of his soul earlier this week as he performed one of the most humiliating acts a human …
Man Feels Deep Shame As He Enters Podcast Promo Code Read More
A scrappy hero struggles to stand up, having given his all while fighting the alien invader Gormak, who stands over him, smirking. “Heh, not bad, kid. You actually made me …
Anime Villain Checks Blood Sugar To Know Exact Percentage Of Power Used In Fight Read More
Fans of League of Legends’ ARAM mode often feel like they take a back seat to the main game. However, that’s about to change. In a recent press release, Riot …
Riot Delegates ARAM Balance To Unpaid Intern’s 9-Year-Old Cousin Jeremy Read More
Before the Switch, there was the Game Boy: the groundbreaking console that helped Nintendo revolutionize gaming forever. But now, a fan has revolutionized it all over again by modifying his …
Amazing Console Mod: This Guy Made Game Boy Completely Stationary Read More
It’s time to wake up and face the music. Goku, the hero of the Dragon Ball series, is clearly and inarguably American. There are many signs pointing to this conclusion, …
Opinion: Goku Was American Because He Almost Died Of Untreated Heart Disease Read More
Today, Shang Tsung sent a murder of crows across the realms announcing that, after a thorough analysis of the rules, a dog can, in fact, participate in Mortal Kombat. “I …
Shang Tsung Confirms Rules Don’t Say Dog Can’t Mortal Kombat Read More
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