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It’s a somber day today. We at Nerfwire would like to express our condolences to the family of former New York City mayor Rudy Giuliani, who recently received a gentle …
Not Funny: Rudy Giuliani Slapped On Back, Dying Instantly And Dropping Stuff All Over The Place Like In Minecraft Read More
Those heroes in the half-shell are back, and they’re here to kick Shredder’s butt back to Dimension X in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Shredder’s Revenge! We couldn’t be happier to …
TMNT: Shredder’s Revenge Is A Nostalgic Romp Back To When You Were Young And Naive About This Cruel, Cruel World Read More
Tears were shed at the star-shaped platform in the sky today as plumber and renowned hero Mario Mario said goodbye to his longtime rival, Gay Bowser. “It’s-a been a long …
Gay Bowser Receives Heartwarming Farewell Read More
Well, this is embarrassing. A new study conducted by Nerfwire has revealed a shocking statistic: only one in five Americans are able to identify Kanto, the region where Pokémon Red …
Study Reveals Just 1 In 5 Americans Can Point To Kanto On Map Read More
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New Pokémon Announced: Le Heckin’ Epic Bacon Mustache Chonker Read More
Twitch streamer and man composed of Powerpoint circles Tyler1 recently shocked his fans with a stunning announcement. During a live stream, soon after friending and arguing with his seventeenth Korean …
Tyler1 Announces 3-Year Plan To Evolve Into Graveler Read More
Sam Raimi is no stranger to controversy. From having Spider-Man insult a wrestler with homophobic insults, to subjecting us to his brother’s acting, the director always delivers some special spice …
Top 5 Most Offensive Universes Cut From Multiverse Of Madness Read More
According to Google, Halo is a military science fiction video game and media franchise created by Bungie. The franchise is currently managed and developed by 343 Industries, and owned and …
Google Blurb On Halo Probably Enough Research To Write Show With Read More
Sometimes, some crimes go slipping through the cracks. We all get it. There’s injustice in this world. But this injustice is perpetrated by officers of all kinds, and we need …
Opinion: When I Say All Cops Are Bastards, That Includes Chip ‘n Dale’s Rescue Rangers Read More
Today the Chinese Ministry of Culture and Tourism convened to begin banning No Guns No Glory, a game accused of being entirely too badass for Chinese audiences. The hyper-violent gorefest …
Game Banned In China For Being Fuckin’ Badass Read More