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Enemy Who Dropped Glass Tincture Of Own Sweat Raising More Questions Than Answers

April 7, 2022April 7, 2022

A troll killed in World of Warcraft dropped a tincture of his own sweat this last Thursday during a routine Alliance killing of his entire village, raising more questions than …

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Man Who Decided To Spend More Time With Family Declared ‘Slackoff Asshole’ By Guild

September 14, 2021September 14, 2021

Here at Nerfwire, we hate to see someone waste their potential on less important things.  Unfortunately, that’s exactly what Gregory Haas has done: he;s decided to spend more time with …

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Roleplay Server Shut Down For Trying Too Hard

September 7, 2021September 7, 2021

We all like roleplaying, whether it’s playing Cyberpunk 2077 and pretending you have a medium-sized penis or playing D&D and pretending you have a medium-sized penis. But today, the WoW …

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Azeroth Historians Shocked At Atrocities Committed Upon Native Quilboar Population

September 5, 2021September 5, 2021

While most know the Barrens as the modern-day home of the Horde’s orcs, few have reckoned with the full history of how that came to be. While Horde history classes …

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Man Sits In Capital City Advertising Enchanting Instead Of Getting Real Job

August 3, 2021November 20, 2021

In an inspiring tale of entrepreneurial brilliance, ingenuity, and depression, this man is spending time in a WoW capital city advertising enchanting services instead of going out and getting an …

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Sorry Guys, I Have To Quit The Guild Because My Antidepressants Worked

January 9, 2021March 30, 2022

Hey everyone, I just want to let you all know that I need to quit the guild. It’s been fun, and I have no regrets. But unfortunately, as great as …

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MMO Player Can’t Wait For Endgame Of Being Yelled At By Sweaty Nerd Over Discord

October 24, 2020March 21, 2021

“I just can’t wait!” says fresh-faced tauren warrior Cooper “Sissifiss” Charlton, expressing his excitement towards the World of Warcraft endgame of getting yelled at by some sweaty nerd over Discord. …

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Why Do I Cry At The End Of Warcraft Trailers If I Can’t At My Own Mother’s Funeral?

September 21, 2020September 21, 2020

Blizzard has finally released the last of its four-part animated series, Afterlives, in preparation for the highly-anticipated new WoW expansion, Shadowlands. Featuring the tear-jerking stories of iconic characters and fresh …

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How To Defuse Sexual Tension Between You And Your Healer In 3 Easy Steps

August 10, 2020August 10, 2020

Do you tend to play tank? Do you get distracted on raid night when you see that gorgeous healer topping the charts while still making room for some decent DPS? …

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Guild Leader Clearly Trying To Start Jonestown Situation

July 28, 2020November 16, 2021

Members of the guild “Mortal Kumbat” on World of Warcraft: Classic have recently become concerned that their charismatic guild leader Flickmycrit is attempting to set up some kind of Jonestown …

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