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A troll killed in World of Warcraft dropped a tincture of his own sweat this last Thursday during a routine Alliance killing of his entire village, raising more questions than …
Enemy Who Dropped Glass Tincture Of Own Sweat Raising More Questions Than Answers Read More
Here at Nerfwire, we hate to see someone waste their potential on less important things. Unfortunately, that’s exactly what Gregory Haas has done: he;s decided to spend more time with …
Man Who Decided To Spend More Time With Family Declared ‘Slackoff Asshole’ By Guild Read More
We all like roleplaying, whether it’s playing Cyberpunk 2077 and pretending you have a medium-sized penis or playing D&D and pretending you have a medium-sized penis. But today, the WoW …
Roleplay Server Shut Down For Trying Too Hard Read More
While most know the Barrens as the modern-day home of the Horde’s orcs, few have reckoned with the full history of how that came to be. While Horde history classes …
Azeroth Historians Shocked At Atrocities Committed Upon Native Quilboar Population Read More
In an inspiring tale of entrepreneurial brilliance, ingenuity, and depression, this man is spending time in a WoW capital city advertising enchanting services instead of going out and getting an …
Man Sits In Capital City Advertising Enchanting Instead Of Getting Real Job Read More
Hey everyone, I just want to let you all know that I need to quit the guild. It’s been fun, and I have no regrets. But unfortunately, as great as …
Sorry Guys, I Have To Quit The Guild Because My Antidepressants Worked Read More “I just can’t wait!” says fresh-faced tauren warrior Cooper “Sissifiss” Charlton, expressing his excitement towards the World of Warcraft endgame of getting yelled at by some sweaty nerd over Discord. …
MMO Player Can’t Wait For Endgame Of Being Yelled At By Sweaty Nerd Over Discord Read More
Blizzard has finally released the last of its four-part animated series, Afterlives, in preparation for the highly-anticipated new WoW expansion, Shadowlands. Featuring the tear-jerking stories of iconic characters and fresh …
Why Do I Cry At The End Of Warcraft Trailers If I Can’t At My Own Mother’s Funeral? Read More
Do you tend to play tank? Do you get distracted on raid night when you see that gorgeous healer topping the charts while still making room for some decent DPS? …
How To Defuse Sexual Tension Between You And Your Healer In 3 Easy Steps Read More
Members of the guild “Mortal Kumbat” on World of Warcraft: Classic have recently become concerned that their charismatic guild leader Flickmycrit is attempting to set up some kind of Jonestown …
Guild Leader Clearly Trying To Start Jonestown Situation Read More