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Not Funny: Rudy Giuliani Slapped On Back, Dying Instantly And Dropping Stuff All Over The Place Like In Minecraft

June 30, 2022June 30, 2022

It’s a somber day today. We at Nerfwire would like to express our condolences to the family of former New York City mayor Rudy Giuliani, who recently received a gentle …

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Google Blurb On Halo Probably Enough Research To Write Show With

June 3, 2022June 3, 2022

According to Google, Halo is a military science fiction video game and media franchise created by Bungie. The franchise is currently managed and developed by 343 Industries, and owned and …

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Gaming

Halo Infinite Multiplayer Came Out This Week Because I Sacrificed Fattened Goat To Baal

November 16, 2021November 16, 2021

Alright, I might catch some flak for this from the liberals, but I have a fact for you: Halo Infinite was released yesterday because I sacrificed a fattened goat to …

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Man Starting To Doubt Free Will After 17th Consecutive Oddball Match

November 16, 2021November 17, 2021

Existentially terrifying news today as the seventeenth Oddball game in a row caused local man Mark Pepper to doubt his capacity for free will. Pepper had been playing Halo Infinite …

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Download Speed Scales Inversely With Excitement

November 15, 2021November 15, 2021

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Technology

New Disability-Accessible Joystick Requires Anal Insertion

June 25, 2021September 2, 2021

Great news for game accessibility today as Microsoft revealed a new disability-accessible joystick that only requires direct insertion into the anus! The new joystick, which comes in different sizes for …

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Gaming

343 Industries: ‘If You Want Playable Elites, You Should Have Been Born Rich’

March 28, 2021March 28, 2021

343 Industries, current developer of the Halo series multiplayer, recently received backlash over the lack of playable Elites in Halo Infinite. In response to this, 343 told fans that if …

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Opinion: I Actually Did Fuck Your Mom Last Night, We Are In Love And Will Get Married, Also She Sucked My Balls, Please Drive The Warthog So I Can Capture This Flag

March 20, 2021March 20, 2021

Hey kid, why don’t you shut the fuck up? I can hear you talking shit to me on that three-dollar microphone. But guess what? I fucked your mom last night. …

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Halo 4 On MCC Takes Man Back To First Days Experiencing Massive Disappointment

December 8, 2020December 8, 2020

“Man, this really takes me back,” says Charlie Marr, shaking his head with a smile. “They really captured it, I mean the whole experience. It’s like I’m living it all …

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Gaming

Halo Infinite Director Fired After Investigation Finds He Liked Halo 4

November 13, 2020November 13, 2020

More bad news from 343 Industries as Chris Lee, the director of Halo Infinite, was fired when an investigation revealed that he actually liked Halo 4. The game’s troubled production …

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