I Sold My Soul For ELO And I’m Still Only Diamond IV
I should have listened. I shouldn’t have tried to commune with it, I should have listened to their warnings. Let this be a cautionary tale to you all—do not contact …
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Don’t Waste Our Time Reworking LoL Champions Without Making Them Way Fucking Hotter
What’s that? Didn’t see you there. I was just admiring the new Kayle and Morgana updates, which are pretty good… if you like things that suck! Riot has once again …
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For Just $10 A Month, You Can Feed A Heroes Of The Storm Dev
All over the world, people are suffering, but perhaps nowhere more than at Blizzard’s headquarters in sunny Irvine, California. Ever since the 2015 release of their game and fifth horseman …
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Area Man Frustrated League Of Legends Actually Improving
“League of Legends has been on its last leg for years,” says Ken Walters, formerly an avid LoL player who has since abandoned the title for good. Despite his absence, …
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“No Two Games Are Alike” Says Player Queueing For Same Map 3,000th Time In A Row
“Yeah, I still remember my first game of League of Legends,” says local gamer Aaron Belker. “The graphics weren’t nearly what they are now, of course, but I remember looking …
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NA Fans Cautiously Emerge From Underneath Large Rock
A shockwave of Sjokz rippled through the League of Legends esports scene after scrappy underdog Cloud9 beat, and then subsequently lost to, tournament favorite Not Faker. Not Faker, who obtained …
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Urgent: Your Tank Needs You To Know Exactly How High He Is
The sound of a bong hit, like a gargling trumpet blown in the face of God, heralds his arrival. A Reinhardt perhaps, or a Maokai who uses the word “tree” …
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CertainlyT Just Glad Reddit Angry About Something Else For A Change
Right now, one of the least controversial opinions you can have is that this week has been controversial for prominent developer Riot Games, though oddly enough, the opinion that Riot …
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Guy In Matchmaking Lobby Still Really Fired Up About Bernie Sanders
“Alright team, how’s everyone doin’ tonight? Anyone else here #FeelinTheBern? That’s why I’m locking in Brand!” Words of warning and fear for four innocent League of Legends players. With dawning …
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“Do You Play League Of Legends?” Asks Dude You Wish Would Go Away
You do, right? …Oh. But you’ve at least, like, heard of it, right? Great! Yeah, I play it kind of a lot. Like, a lot. I’m Gold IV, which is, …
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