Disappointing: Doom Eternal Ends
To begin this article, we need to start at the end—or, rather, what we thought was the end of our relationship with our staff writer, Barry Jeffords. “Every day I …
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Therapist Not Exactly Happy Doom Eternal Helping You Make All This Progress But Hey
“And so you just slaughter demons? To heavy metal guitar?” asks Patricia Melleher, MD. “That’s good, I guess. I mean, they’re demons, so I guess they deserve it. And you …
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Doom Eternal Playtesters Just Keep Ripping Each Other’s Heads Off
The highly anticipated Doom Eternal is finally set to release in just two months, and so we visited id Software to get our finger on the pulse. There’s electricity in …
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DOOM Eternal Delayed – How To Keep Your Aggression Bottled Up Until March 2020
As November passes and we’re left staring down the upcoming family feats of Thanksgiving and Christmas, one can’t help but feel robbed by their lack of ability to channel the …
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Pope Plays Doom; Declares It ‘Bitchin”
The Pope emerged from the Vatican today after many days of prayer, reflection, and high-octane demon ass-kicking to declare that the Catholic Church officially recognizes Doom (2016) as “bitchin’”. Directly …
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