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Google Blurb On Halo Probably Enough Research To Write Show With

June 3, 2022June 3, 2022

According to Google, Halo is a military science fiction video game and media franchise created by Bungie. The franchise is currently managed and developed by 343 Industries, and owned and …

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Nerfwire Game Awards 2021

December 31, 2021January 1, 2022

It’s that time of year again—a time for us to reflect on the gaming greats of the last year and to highlight remarkable gaming experiences, as well as the other …

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Gaming

Halo Infinite Multiplayer Came Out This Week Because I Sacrificed Fattened Goat To Baal

November 16, 2021November 16, 2021

Alright, I might catch some flak for this from the liberals, but I have a fact for you: Halo Infinite was released yesterday because I sacrificed a fattened goat to …

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Man Starting To Doubt Free Will After 17th Consecutive Oddball Match

November 16, 2021November 17, 2021

Existentially terrifying news today as the seventeenth Oddball game in a row caused local man Mark Pepper to doubt his capacity for free will. Pepper had been playing Halo Infinite …

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Download Speed Scales Inversely With Excitement

November 15, 2021November 15, 2021

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Gaming

Master Chief Quietly Defecates Into Suit’s Waste System During Cutscene

July 7, 2021July 7, 2021

Today, during a gravely important meeting between the Arbiter and UNSC forces, the sound of Master Chief quietly grunting and defecating into his waste system went completely unnoticed. The meeting, …

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Gaming

With E3 Over, We Can Finally Contemplate That Crushing Emptiness

June 23, 2021November 29, 2021

E3 2021 ended last week, and we’ve finally had time to process all of the announcements! From Elden Ring to Battlefield 2042 to Shin Megami Tensei V and many, many …

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Gaming

343 Industries: ‘If You Want Playable Elites, You Should Have Been Born Rich’

March 28, 2021March 28, 2021

343 Industries, current developer of the Halo series multiplayer, recently received backlash over the lack of playable Elites in Halo Infinite. In response to this, 343 told fans that if …

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Opinion: I Actually Did Fuck Your Mom Last Night, We Are In Love And Will Get Married, Also She Sucked My Balls, Please Drive The Warthog So I Can Capture This Flag

March 20, 2021March 20, 2021

Hey kid, why don’t you shut the fuck up? I can hear you talking shit to me on that three-dollar microphone. But guess what? I fucked your mom last night. …

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Halo 4 On MCC Takes Man Back To First Days Experiencing Massive Disappointment

December 8, 2020December 8, 2020

“Man, this really takes me back,” says Charlie Marr, shaking his head with a smile. “They really captured it, I mean the whole experience. It’s like I’m living it all …

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