Nerfwire Game Awards 2021
It’s that time of year again—a time for us to reflect on the gaming greats of the last year and to highlight remarkable gaming experiences, as well as the other …
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Halo Infinite Multiplayer Came Out This Week Because I Sacrificed Fattened Goat To Baal
Alright, I might catch some flak for this from the liberals, but I have a fact for you: Halo Infinite was released yesterday because I sacrificed a fattened goat to …
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Man Starting To Doubt Free Will After 17th Consecutive Oddball Match
Existentially terrifying news today as the seventeenth Oddball game in a row caused local man Mark Pepper to doubt his capacity for free will. Pepper had been playing Halo Infinite …
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Download Speed Scales Inversely With Excitement
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With E3 Over, We Can Finally Contemplate That Crushing Emptiness
E3 2021 ended last week, and we’ve finally had time to process all of the announcements! From Elden Ring to Battlefield 2042 to Shin Megami Tensei V and many, many …
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343 Industries: ‘If You Want Playable Elites, You Should Have Been Born Rich’
343 Industries, current developer of the Halo series multiplayer, recently received backlash over the lack of playable Elites in Halo Infinite. In response to this, 343 told fans that if …
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Halo Infinite Director Fired After Investigation Finds He Liked Halo 4
More bad news from 343 Industries as Chris Lee, the director of Halo Infinite, was fired when an investigation revealed that he actually liked Halo 4. The game’s troubled production …
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Hey, slugger—we just wanted to check in on ya after hearing that sick “Haha, more like ‘Halo Indefinite,’ am I right guys, because the release is delayed?” that you laid …
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