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“Fuck me, you absolutely domed that guy,” announced the Food and Drug Administration after a thorough analysis of the headshot you just landed on some poor Cheeto-fingered motherfucker. “Play the …
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Today, during a gravely important meeting between the Arbiter and UNSC forces, the sound of Master Chief quietly grunting and defecating into his waste system went completely unnoticed. The meeting, …
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Former Overwatch game director Jeff Kaplan announced today that he’ll be departing from Blizzard Entertainment after years of bringing joy, memes, and unprovoked balance changes to the Overwatch community. Since …
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It’s almost that time of the year again! E3: the annual video game conference that is desperately clinging to relevance in a time where it could not be less important. …
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343 Industries, current developer of the Halo series multiplayer, recently received backlash over the lack of playable Elites in Halo Infinite. In response to this, 343 told fans that if …
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Hey kid, why don’t you shut the fuck up? I can hear you talking shit to me on that three-dollar microphone. But guess what? I fucked your mom last night. …
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Overwatch, now pushing five years since its original release, has received updates from Blizzard on a regular basis, adding characters, maps, game modes, and presumably tools that can be used …
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Since any game with the words “call of duty” in the title is invariably a best seller, Activision has announced yet another title in the series. Like all of the …
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“Man, this really takes me back,” says Charlie Marr, shaking his head with a smile. “They really captured it, I mean the whole experience. It’s like I’m living it all …
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