I Wrote An Article Called ‘Fart Cry 6’ And Nerfwire Refuses To Publish It
One would think that in the modern day, media censorship would be unacceptable, and a relic of a less civilized time. I am saddened to report that this is not …
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Cyberpunk Developer Afraid Of His Shadow Means Six More Weeks of Delays
Bad news, fellow Keanu stans—looks like the one light in our bleak and empty lives, CD Projekt Red’s long-awaited and appropriately-hyped greatest game ever created, Cyberpunk 2077, has once again …
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Halo Infinite Director Fired After Investigation Finds He Liked Halo 4
More bad news from 343 Industries as Chris Lee, the director of Halo Infinite, was fired when an investigation revealed that he actually liked Halo 4. The game’s troubled production …
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Deluded Man Still Pretty Sure Overwatch Will Kill League
This week, Nerfwire scheduled an exclusive pity interview with local gamer Max Brampton, a phenomenally lost and deluded soul who still earnestly believes that Blizzard’s FPS Overwatch will spell the …
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Valorant Severely Lacking In Characters You Don’t Have To Aim With
Riot Games’ new shooter, Valorant, has been out for some time now, and hasn’t been without criticism. Whether it’s got to do with its anti-cheat being too invasive, or the …
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Valorant Just Overwatch Plus CS:GO Minus Apex Legends Divided By Fortnite
The gaming community is getting heated over Riot’s upcoming shooter Valorant, which many have derided as being too derivative. As a precise, objective-based shooter with a heavy emphasis on out-maneuvering …
Read MoreRiot Hopes Valorant Will One Day Match League Of Legends In Unbearable Toxicity
All eyes are on Riot Games as they break into the FPS genre with a competitive new title: Valorant, their first new IP since League of Legends was introduced 200 …
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Disappointing: Doom Eternal Ends
To begin this article, we need to start at the end—or, rather, what we thought was the end of our relationship with our staff writer, Barry Jeffords. “Every day I …
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DOOM Eternal Delayed – How To Keep Your Aggression Bottled Up Until March 2020
As November passes and we’re left staring down the upcoming family feats of Thanksgiving and Christmas, one can’t help but feel robbed by their lack of ability to channel the …
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Man Scrolling Through PUBG Patch Notes Like Ex-Girlfriend’s Facebook Page
19-year-old Cameron Rodriguez sits alone in a dark room while idly scrolling through the patch notes for version 4.2—the latest release of PlayerUnkown’s Battlegrounds—on his dusty old desktop. “It can’t …
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