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According to Google, Halo is a military science fiction video game and media franchise created by Bungie. The franchise is currently managed and developed by 343 Industries, and owned and …
Google Blurb On Halo Probably Enough Research To Write Show With Read More
Alright, I might catch some flak for this from the liberals, but I have a fact for you: Halo Infinite was released yesterday because I sacrificed a fattened goat to …
Halo Infinite Multiplayer Came Out This Week Because I Sacrificed Fattened Goat To Baal Read More
Existentially terrifying news today as the seventeenth Oddball game in a row caused local man Mark Pepper to doubt his capacity for free will. Pepper had been playing Halo Infinite …
Man Starting To Doubt Free Will After 17th Consecutive Oddball Match Read More
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Download Speed Scales Inversely With Excitement Read More
“Fuck me, you absolutely domed that guy,” announced the Food and Drug Administration after a thorough analysis of the headshot you just landed on some poor Cheeto-fingered motherfucker. “Play the …
FDA Approves Headshot You Just Landed On That Punk-Ass Bitch Read More
Today, during a gravely important meeting between the Arbiter and UNSC forces, the sound of Master Chief quietly grunting and defecating into his waste system went completely unnoticed. The meeting, …
Master Chief Quietly Defecates Into Suit’s Waste System During Cutscene Read More
Former Overwatch game director Jeff Kaplan announced today that he’ll be departing from Blizzard Entertainment after years of bringing joy, memes, and unprovoked balance changes to the Overwatch community. Since …
Before Leaving Blizzard, Teary-Eyed Jeff Kaplan Nerfs Mercy One Last Time Read More
It’s almost that time of the year again! E3: the annual video game conference that is desperately clinging to relevance in a time where it could not be less important. …
Eye On E3: Will The Developers Of Cyberpunk Commit Ritualistic Suicide On Stage? Read More
343 Industries, current developer of the Halo series multiplayer, recently received backlash over the lack of playable Elites in Halo Infinite. In response to this, 343 told fans that if …
343 Industries: ‘If You Want Playable Elites, You Should Have Been Born Rich’ Read More
Hey kid, why don’t you shut the fuck up? I can hear you talking shit to me on that three-dollar microphone. But guess what? I fucked your mom last night. …
Opinion: I Actually Did Fuck Your Mom Last Night, We Are In Love And Will Get Married, Also She Sucked My Balls, Please Drive The Warthog So I Can Capture This Flag Read More