Army Recruiter Really Trying To Get Hang Of Hip Fortnite Lingo
Given the recent news from Iran, it may soon be time for a new generation of US soldiers to strap on their camouflage helmets and charge into the fray, just …
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I Wouldn’t Have Called Fortnite Gay If I’d Known $3 Million Was On The Line
Alright, here’s the deal: Fortnite was an easy target. I was a little bit naive, and whenever I see something with a colorful palate, I want to insult it. I …
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New Study Reveals Kids Are Definitely Doing Those Fortnite Dances At Prom Or Whatever
A new study conducted by the Pew Research Center suggests that kids everywhere are definitely doing those Fornite dances at prom or whatever. The study uses information collected from countries …
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In Response To Metro Exodus, Steam Sends Its Best Agents To Steal Fortnite
Just eighteen days before its highly anticipated release, post-apocalyptic survival FPS Metro Exodus was removed from Steam, becoming exclusive to the Epic Games storefront. This is something that’s never happened …
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Epic Games Bans Entire Fortnite Player Base, Just To Be Safe
It’s been a tough day for Epic Games. Accusations have been thrown around left and right—first, popular streamer Ninja was targeted for his frivolous use of the game’s report system, …
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Fornite Devs Scramble To Explain Unintended Purple Cube
Over the past week, the Fortnite community has been obsessively theorizing over the true purpose of a mysterious purple cube that has appeared in-game. Many have tried shooting it, glitching …
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Neat: If You Squint You Can Pretend These Fortnite Patch Notes Are For PUBG
According to reports, from certain angles or from really far away, players are able to suspend their belief long enough to believe that the recent patch notes released for Epic …
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John Wick Sure Appreciates You Looting All This Stuff
Hey, man—thanks. I’ve got to say, I’m pleasantly surprised by the variety of colors tumbling out of your corpse. I mean, I really appreciate you going through all the trouble …
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Alright, Fine, We’ll Review Fortnite
Jesus, will you leeches ever be satisfied? You catch the first scent of blood and it’s off to the races, yeah? Alright, fine, you got us. We’re reviewing Fortnite. Are …
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New PUBG Patch Fixes Nothing, Adds Golfing Game Mode
The most recent addition to PlayerUnkown’s Battlegrounds was far from what fans were expecting yesterday, and the strange update has stirred as much outcry as confusion from the game’s sizeable …
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