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“Fuck me, you absolutely domed that guy,” announced the Food and Drug Administration after a thorough analysis of the headshot you just landed on some poor Cheeto-fingered motherfucker. “Play the …
FDA Approves Headshot You Just Landed On That Punk-Ass Bitch Read More
Heads up to anyone planning a Hylian vacation anytime soon: the Center for Disease Control has reached out to the Kokiri Tribe’s leader, Mido, who ruled that its citizens are …
Mido Now Requires Face Mask Before Meeting Great Deku Tree Read More
If you consider yourself a master Pokemon trainer, then you should surely know about the Pokerus virus. Even though Pokerus is a highly contagious disease, it can help your team …
Unlike Pokerus, Coronavirus Doesn’t Double My EV Gains Read More
Wow, the most realistic Madden yet, Madden NFL 21, will feature your coach flaunting COVID precautions and delaying your game! Not shying away from the pandemic, Madden 21 will place …
Madden 21 Features Coach Flaunting COVID Precautions And Game Being Delayed Read More
The man, the myth, the legend. The fifteenth anniversary of World of Warcraft’s most prolific meme swung around this month on May 11, celebrating the original release of the Leeroy …
US Government Celebrates Leeroy Jenkins Anniversary By Reopening Too Early And Getting Everyone Killed Read More
Hey Nerfwire fans—welcome to another Nerfwire Build Guide! Chances are you’re going to be spending a bit of time at home for the foreseeable future. But not to worry: we’ve …
Nerfwire’s 2020 Build Guide That Conveniently Amounts To The Exact Amount Of Your Coronavirus Stimulus Check Read More
In a mass charitable donation of unprecedented scale, dozens of the world’s largest gaming and tech giants, including Microsoft, Sony, and Tencent, have raised over $500 million towards addressing this …
Game Industry Giants Donate $500 Million To Help Continue Spread Of COVID-19 Read More
“I’m not allowed to appear ‘away’ on Zoom during work hours,” says Rachel Michelson, local software salesperson enduring yet another day of working from home. Her office shut down over …
‘Working From Home’ Apparently Just Wiggling Mouse Every 5 Minutes And Playing Animal Crossing Read More
With a global pandemic in full swing, it can be hard to stay safe and stay sane. The pressure to stay home and self-quarantine is taking its toll on nearly …
Nerfwire’s Social Distancing Checklist Of Things You Were Doing Anyway Read More