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Coming To Terms With Being Straight But Wanting To Bang Every Character In Hades

November 4, 2020November 4, 2020

It’s the 21st century. Despite society being more progressive than ever, plenty of gamers have expressed concern towards their attraction for the muscle-bound Hellenic hunks of Supergiant’s Hades. Rest assured, …

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Gaming

CD Projekt Red Developers In Panic After Not Starting This Cyberpunk 2077 Thing Till Now

October 28, 2020October 28, 2020

Panic set in today at the CD Projekt Red offices after the Polish company realized that people are actually gonna pay for this thing and they’re going to have to …

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Technology

Console Wars: Will The PlayStation 5 Be Able To Compete With The Gameboy SP?

October 24, 2020October 26, 2020

Whenever a new console comes out, gamers are always excited to learn about their specs, and how they stack up to previous gaming devices. Nerfwire has the answers you are …

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Community

Before You Reject Me Again, At Least See How Good I Am At Dragon Ball Z Budokai 3

October 22, 2020October 22, 2020

Look, I get it. I’m not a catch. I don’t have a good job, I’m not particularly interesting, and my personal hygiene is lackluster at best. You have every reason …

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Community

Cyberpunk 2077: Now That I Have Your Attention, Everyone Here Loves You And Your Drinking Is Damaging Us

October 6, 2020October 17, 2020

Breaking news for Cyberpunk 2077 fans! Now that you’re here, this is an intervention. Everyone here loves you and your drinking is hurting us as much as it’s hurting you. …

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Gaming

Call Of Duty Cold War To Feature Absolutely No Combat

September 14, 2020September 14, 2020

Great news for Call of Duty fans—you want more hyperrealism in your video games? Activision and Treyarch hear you loud and clear. According to this morning’s press release, Call of …

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Community

Calling It ‘Halo Indefinite’ And Other Ways To Hide Your Broken Heart Behind Jokes

August 25, 2020August 25, 2020

Hey, slugger—we just wanted to check in on ya after hearing that sick “Haha, more like ‘Halo Indefinite,’ am I right guys, because the release is delayed?” that you laid …

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News in Pictures

Infuriating: Ghost Of Tsushima Just Has You Play As Some Alive Guy

July 28, 2020July 28, 2020

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Gaming

Doubling Down, The Last Of Us 2 Adds Disabled Black Lesbian Who Dies Almost Immediately

June 25, 2020June 25, 2020

Responding to rampant criticism from leftists and gamers alike, the creators of The Last of Us: Part II issued a statement today announcing their plans to make emergency adjustments to …

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Community

Internet To Spend Another Five Weeks Arguing Whether PS5 Is A Sandwich

June 25, 2020June 25, 2020

In a joint press statement made only hours ago, internet representatives have formally disclosed that the countless memes poking fun at the PlayStation 5’s appearance are moving into their next …

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