Nerfwire’s Social Distancing Checklist Of Things You Were Doing Anyway
With a global pandemic in full swing, it can be hard to stay safe and stay sane. The pressure to stay home and self-quarantine is taking its toll on nearly …
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Heroin Dealers Transitioning Into Mobile Game Industry At Alarming Rate
Nationwide efforts to quell the opioid epidemic have left numerous innocent heroin dealers with a steadily shrinking consumer base. Luckily, the invisible hand of the market is already fast at …
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Heartbreaking: Annoying Friend’s DnD Character Is Just Like Him, But More
“Yeah, the first red flag was when Chris just named his character fucking Khris,” says Jared Stanhope, shaking his head at a crumpled character sheet. “You can imagine things pretty …
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Man Holding Onto 120 GB SSD From 2014 Because It Was 500 Fucking Dollars
“Yeah, that’s my Red Dead Redemption 2 drive,” David Gorely tells us, bordering on defensive. “That’s the drive where I have Red Dead Redemption 2, and like half a season …
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Wow: This Incredible New VR Game Lets You Feel The Touch Of A Woman
VR technology still has a long way to go, but developers are already innovating with the platform in ways that no other medium can provide. In fact, one of VR’s …
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Indie Developer Hoping To Die Tragic Death So That Video Game Becomes Popular
“Honestly, the big reason that Dukin’ Ducklings hasn’t made it in the big time yet is because the market is so saturated,” indie developer Aaron Bardeau insists. “When you make …
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Army Recruiter Really Trying To Get Hang Of Hip Fortnite Lingo
Given the recent news from Iran, it may soon be time for a new generation of US soldiers to strap on their camouflage helmets and charge into the fray, just …
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The Hottest New Games To Ask For This Christmas And The Shitty Ones You’ll Inevitably Receive
Hey gamers—it’s the Christmas season, and you know what that means: it’s time to leverage the fact that your parents work full-time to get at least two full-priced games out …
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The 4 Best Microphones For Feeling More Important Than You Are
If you’re an online creator, picking the right hardware can be tough. Whether you’re a streamer, a podcaster, or a voice actor, nobody wants to get short-changed on sound quality. …
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Halo Reach On PC Still Requires Friend’s Xbox To Play It
“When you’re making a PC port, especially one that is this far estranged from its original release date, it’s important to cover your bases on a couple of things,” says …
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