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Creepypastas and the games they beget tend to catch a bad rap for being lackluster and uninspired, usually coasting by on novelty alone. This is what I expected when I …
Creepypasta Game Not Nearly As Scary As Virus It Came With Read More
A troll killed in World of Warcraft dropped a tincture of his own sweat this last Thursday during a routine Alliance killing of his entire village, raising more questions than …
Enemy Who Dropped Glass Tincture Of Own Sweat Raising More Questions Than Answers Read More
A Chittenden County, Vermont history teacher has been placed on administrative leave this week after several students complained to parents that she had been assigning historical figures “KDAs” in an …
Desperate History Teacher Starts Giving Historical Figures KDAs Read More
People on Twitter keep telling me to “touch grass.” I’ve been the victim of more than one ratio in this regard: countless users dogpiling me, telling me to log off …
Touch Grass? I Live In A Desolate Wasteland Where No Plants Grow And The Sun Has Set For A Thousand Years Read More
A Nintendo Switch was docked for the last time today after local gamer and new enemy of the state of Japan Barry Palmer discovered that he could emulate almost any …
Nintendo Switch Begins New Life Of Slowly Draining and Recharging Battery Read More
Things were better back then; that’s an incontrovertible fact. Whether it comes to music, pornography, or rhythm games, the kids these days have never truly tasted excellence. These zoomers have …
Opinion: It’s A Shame Kids Don’t Play Rhythm Games With Real Fake Instruments Anymore Read More
“We need to pry open the Firmament or else the Other will storm Novagrad and destroy the Carmentians.” These words would go on to have great emotional impact and meaning …
Celebrity Voice Actor Completely In The Dark About What This Dialogue Means Read More
If I was angry, I would tell you. I know you keep insisting that I’m mad because you stole my kill, but that is, in fact, not the case. As …
Opinion: No I Am In Fact Not Mad Read More
“Wait, hold on a minute,” proclaims sixteen-year-old chosen one Lumin of Wyrthwood. “This epic quest has taken me far beyond the isolated countryside hamlet of my childhood, so maybe I’m …
Protagonist Starting To Realize Gorthax The Soul Mutilator May Not Have Best Intentions Read More
Nintendo is scrambling today after releasing Pokemon Unite The Right, the first expansion to their new Pokemon MOBA title. The expansion features dozens of different far-right Pokemon uniting to protest …
Pokemon Unite The Right Pulled From Nintendo Store Read More