How Compatible Are You With Yogg-Saron, The Fiend Of A Thousand Faces?
Do you smell that? No, that’s not the pool of saronite you’re sinking into, its the sweet aroma of love, filling the air! Yogg-Saron, the Fiend of a Thousand Faces …
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Misty-Eyed EA Passes Torch To Blizzard
Inside Blizzard headquarters, a cherub-adorned building carved from marble and azerite, Madden fans and rogue mains alike have gathered from far and wide to witness a sacred ceremony: the passing …
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Overwatch Replaces Hero Gallery Menu With Porn Link To Cut Out Middleman
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The Lost Vikings Fans Outraged By Yet Another Disappointing BlizzCon
“I still remember the 2005 BlizzCon,” says Christian Park, avid gamer and Blizzard fan. “It had so much potential. Hell, The Offspring were there. But did we get any The …
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Broke Friend Diehard Destiny 2 Fan All Of A Sudden
“Hey, you guys playing Destiny 2 still?” asks local Discord server resident Matt “Xeboro” Patera. “Been playing it since last night, you guys should really give it a shot.” Other …
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Heroin Addicts Complain Heroin Not Addicting Enough
The latest heroin outbreak, which kicked off on August 14, has not been well-received by the community, to put it lightly. Heroin developers have been criticized for rushing the production …
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Post-Rework Torbjörn Somehow Even More Racist
The highly-anticipated Torbjörn rework has finally gone live, and most fans couldn’t be happier. Blizzard seems to have flawlessly succeeded in their stated goal of broadening Torbjörn’s appeal beyond bots …
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WoW Damage Meters Now Just Say “Not Enough” In Your Dad’s Voice
The elusive art of dealing damage in World of Warcraft is a skill can take hundreds of hours of practice and experimentation. Veteran players deploy a variety of tools to …
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How Does He Poop: An In-Depth Analysis On Genji And What It Means To Be Human
Genji Shimada. Man, or machine? The correct answer for most seems to be a little bit of both, but this raises the question—the universe of Overwatch is shared by both …
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Destiny 2 Community Rallies To Avenge Death Of PC Player Base
With the release of Destiny 2’s third expansion, Forsaken, players of Bungie’s hit massively multiplayer shooter are more hyped than ever to go to war. This time, we’re avenging the …
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