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A troll killed in World of Warcraft dropped a tincture of his own sweat this last Thursday during a routine Alliance killing of his entire village, raising more questions than …
Enemy Who Dropped Glass Tincture Of Own Sweat Raising More Questions Than Answers Read More
Here at Nerfwire, we hate to see someone waste their potential on less important things. Unfortunately, that’s exactly what Gregory Haas has done: he;s decided to spend more time with …
Man Who Decided To Spend More Time With Family Declared ‘Slackoff Asshole’ By Guild Read More
We all like roleplaying, whether it’s playing Cyberpunk 2077 and pretending you have a medium-sized penis or playing D&D and pretending you have a medium-sized penis. But today, the WoW …
Roleplay Server Shut Down For Trying Too Hard Read More
While most know the Barrens as the modern-day home of the Horde’s orcs, few have reckoned with the full history of how that came to be. While Horde history classes …
Azeroth Historians Shocked At Atrocities Committed Upon Native Quilboar Population Read More
In an inspiring tale of entrepreneurial brilliance, ingenuity, and depression, this man is spending time in a WoW capital city advertising enchanting services instead of going out and getting an …
Man Sits In Capital City Advertising Enchanting Instead Of Getting Real Job Read More
The backlash against Blizzard has only been growing in the week since the California government filed a formal lawsuit against the company. The final result of a two-year investigation presents …
Amplifying The Voices That Matter: Blizzard Just Hired A Woman-Owned Union-Busting Firm Read More
Former Overwatch game director Jeff Kaplan announced today that he’ll be departing from Blizzard Entertainment after years of bringing joy, memes, and unprovoked balance changes to the Overwatch community. Since …
Before Leaving Blizzard, Teary-Eyed Jeff Kaplan Nerfs Mercy One Last Time Read More
Overwatch, now pushing five years since its original release, has received updates from Blizzard on a regular basis, adding characters, maps, game modes, and presumably tools that can be used …
Overwatch Receiving Backlash For Smoldering Ruins Of Hiroshima Map Read More
This week, Nerfwire scheduled an exclusive pity interview with local gamer Max Brampton, a phenomenally lost and deluded soul who still earnestly believes that Blizzard’s FPS Overwatch will spell the …
Deluded Man Still Pretty Sure Overwatch Will Kill League Read More
World of Warcraft’s eighth expansion, Shadowlands, was set for an appropriately spooky October release until its unforeseen delays, which set the project back to November 23. Some of WoW’s most …
Idiots Still Excited For World Of Warcraft: Shadowlands When Warcraft II Came Out In 1995 Read More