I Wouldn’t Have Called Fortnite Gay If I’d Known $3 Million Was On The Line
Alright, here’s the deal: Fortnite was an easy target. I was a little bit naive, and whenever I see something with a colorful palate, I want to insult it. I …
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New Study Reveals Kids Are Definitely Doing Those Fortnite Dances At Prom Or Whatever
A new study conducted by the Pew Research Center suggests that kids everywhere are definitely doing those Fornite dances at prom or whatever. The study uses information collected from countries …
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Stardew Valley Battle Royale Still Super Relaxing Somehow
The battle royale craze has been strangling the market since 2017, but it looks like pixellated farming simulator Stardew Valley is finally getting in on the action. Not its developers, …
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Fornite Devs Scramble To Explain Unintended Purple Cube
Over the past week, the Fortnite community has been obsessively theorizing over the true purpose of a mysterious purple cube that has appeared in-game. Many have tried shooting it, glitching …
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New PUBG Game Mode To Determine Last Person Interested In Playing Anymore
In its most recent press release, PUBG Corp promised it would answer fan questions about the direction the game was moving in—a tall order for a title that’s been shrouded …
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New PUBG Patch Fixes Server Issues And This Is A Satire Article
“We’re acutely aware of the netcode problems and the adverse effect they’ve had on gameplay,” PUBG devs wrote at the beginning of the patch notes for the popular battle royale’s …
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Responding To Fortnite’s Marvel Crossover, PUBG Teams Up With DC To Make All Maps Ridiculously Dark And Hard To Enjoy
I’m sure by now, you’ve heard of the team-up that shocked everyone. That’s right: Fortnite has partnered up with the team behind the blockbuster hit Avengers: Infinity War, bringing their …
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John Wick Sure Appreciates You Looting All This Stuff
Hey, man—thanks. I’ve got to say, I’m pleasantly surprised by the variety of colors tumbling out of your corpse. I mean, I really appreciate you going through all the trouble …
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Alright, Fine, We’ll Review Fortnite
Jesus, will you leeches ever be satisfied? You catch the first scent of blood and it’s off to the races, yeah? Alright, fine, you got us. We’re reviewing Fortnite. Are …
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PUBG Adds Map Selection, Removes Erangel map
In a community announcement today, PUBG Corporation announced the long-awaited map selection feature, spending part of the announcement to explain why the process of designing the feature took so long. …
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