Even Girl In Hentai Game Kinda Creeped Out, Uncomfortable

“It just felt so weird and voyeuristic. And I literally signed up to get voyeured. Voyeurized? Whatever,” explains Mio Kamon, protagonist of Sexy Love High School But Not Really a High School for Legal Reasons 4, available for $4.99 on Steam, or $0.77 during its frequent sales. “More than anything, I just wanted the screen to go black so that he would see his own reflection in the monitor. Maybe if he saw what I saw, he would reconsider his choices. But probably not.”

As a fictional high school student of technically legal age, Mio has many hobbies, including (depending on player choices) dancing, pottery, debate team, chess, guitar, cheerleading, reading, and having riotous sexual escapades with nearly everyone she knows. “It’s like, sure, I’m into some pretty freaky shit, you know? But Jesus,” Mio sighs, “can’t we go back to the debate team for ten minutes? I’m a whole-ass person. He hasn’t let me go to class in like, three semesters.”

“I don’t even get to have vanilla sex anymore,” she continues. “I won’t go into detail about this dude’s, uh, preferences, but they are really specific. By the time I’m done, I can’t even feel my toes anymore, and then I’m sore for days. Plus, I don’t even remember the last time I had sex with a man, which certainly isn’t for lack of options. At least, I don’t think that the tentacle void demon in the basement is a man; we don’t really talk much.”

“Sorry, I know I’m rambling at this point, but ugh, if all my clients were like this, I would’ve quit the hentai industry ages ago. I don’t think he even uses that lotion unless I’m around.”

Kamon has already been tapped for another sequel, Sexy Love High School But Not Really a High School for Legal Reasons 5. Reportedly, this will be the first VR installment in the franchise, which Mio simply “can’t wait” for.

“Anyway, I think he’s logging on now,” Kamon tells us, swapping out her comfortable hoodie and sweatpants for cat ears, a fox tail, a tattered schoolgirl’s uniform, humongous pink glasses, and a pair of spiked leather boots. “You guys should probably get the fuck out of here.”

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