‘Do You Play League Of Legends?’ Asks Dude You Wish Would Go Away

You do, right?

…Oh. But you’ve at least, like, heard of it, right?

Great! Yeah, I play it kind of a lot. Like, a lot. I’m Gold IV, which is, uh, pretty good. Yeah.


Yeah, uh, the, uh, the game is pretty good too.

Oh totally. Yeah.

Yeah, the main problem is that the people who play the game suck. Like, they’re really toxic. Uh. I mean, I’m not, or I uh, I try not to be. It’s just a lot of the people I play with are really bad, so I do say some stuff. I mean, I’m not, like, toxic though. You know?

Yeah, I don’t think so either.

Oh, uh, I mean, uh, I totally agree. Yeah. Totally.

…So I play mostly Riven. She’s pretty cool. She can like, jump around, and hit people, and… stuff. She has a sword. She’s, uh, she’s fun. The main problem with her is that a lot of people just don’t know how to play when she’s on your team.

No, like, they just don’t understand that Riven is a split pusher, and they don’t group up and let me do my thing. Riven is a pretty high-skill champion, so a lot of people at the Gold level don’t know about…

I mean, uh, I mean, well, Gold is, is pretty good. It’s not bad, I guess. It’s better than a lot of people. Like, it’s not like, Challenger or anything, but I am majoring in engineering so, you know, not a lot of free time. Haha, yeah.


So, do you play Overwatch?

Okay, yeah, that’s cool.


So, uh, if you ever want to play League, just let me know. I’m always happy to teach new people how to play, and I know a lot of cool people who play the game. You probably would like support because you’re a g—because, uhh, because, you haven’t played a lot of games before…

Okay, no, that’s cool. Yeah, it’s fine. Have fun! Yeah, I hang around here a lot, so I’m here a lot, so, uhh, I can give you my n—okay, that’s cool, have fun, yeah.