Gaming
Gandhi Looking Like A Snack In Civilization VI
Gandhi, also known as Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi, Mahatma Gandhi, and Beefcake Supreme, has long been an essential part of Sid Meier’s strategy series Civilization. A quirk in the code made …
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I Sold My Soul For ELO And I’m Still Only Diamond IV
I should have listened. I shouldn’t have tried to commune with it, I should have listened to their warnings. Let this be a cautionary tale to you all—do not contact …
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799 Blizzard Employees Wrongfully Let Go, Also Kevin
Activision-Blizzard, due to a reported “major restructuring” for the new year, has laid off 800 employees, mainly Gamemasters and customer-facing agents. This news was met with outrage from Blizzard fans, …
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In Response To Metro Exodus, Steam Sends Its Best Agents To Steal Fortnite
Just eighteen days before its highly anticipated release, post-apocalyptic survival FPS Metro Exodus was removed from Steam, becoming exclusive to the Epic Games storefront. This is something that’s never happened …
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Oops: Donald Duck’s Weird Corkscrew Penis Clearly Visible In Kingdom Hearts III Cutscene
After nearly fourteen years since the release of Kingdom Hearts II, the long-awaited sequel to the beloved Disney/Final Fantasy crossover series, Kingdom Hearts III, has been released. Hundreds of thousands …
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Everyone Apparently Just Going To Pretend They Haven’t Been Playing Minecraft This Whole Time
If you follow memes, as you should, you may have noticed a new trend: after a disappointing year for PC gaming, we’re looking back to the golden age, which means …
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Stardew Valley Battle Royale Still Super Relaxing Somehow
The battle royale craze has been strangling the market since 2017, but it looks like pixellated farming simulator Stardew Valley is finally getting in on the action. Not its developers, …
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Shovel Knight Creators Announce Sequel: “Gun Knight”
“When you’re going about creating a sequel to a game, you need to think about raising the stakes,” says Sean Velasco of Yacht Club Games. “We’ve added quite a bit …
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Treyarch: “Please Stop Buying Call Of Duty, We’re So Tired”
When Nerfwire walked into Treyarch’s main offices in Santa Monica, we were excited to uncover a bit more about the Activision-owned studio that has brought us the Black Ops line …
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