Gender Equality Win! Nintendo Introduces Pikmxn
Even though Nintendo has been in a bit of hot water lately due to their anti-consumer tendencies, they’ve surely come out on top with their newest gender inclusivity initiatives. In …
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The Best Board Games To Explain For 4 Hours And Then Play One Round Of
Everyone loves board games! We at Nerfwire are no different. There’s nothing more fun than getting your friends together for a board game night, having some beers, having some laughs, …
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EA Announces ‘Sportsball 2021’ For All You Ironic Assholes
Great news for all you counter-cultural legends today: EA has announced Sportsball 2021, a game custom-tailored for all you ironic assholes who think it’s hysterical to pretend you’ve never heard …
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Retrospective Review: Q*bert Has Almost No Endgame Content
It goes without saying that Q*bert is one of the most renowned and acclaimed video games of the classic arcade era. The isometric action puzzle game based on uniforming all …
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Has Capitalism Gone Too Far? This Game Charges Money To Play It
Uh-oh, comrades: capitalism is at it again. The gaming industry is already awash with the contradictions of capitalism, but indie developer Protosquid is taking things up a notch. They’re asking …
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‘Hipman 3’ About Real Cool Guy Having Heck Of A Day
Great news for longtime fans of the franchise: Hipman 3 is finally playable after a much-anticipated release, and we’re pleased to confirm that it’s a bold yet faithful continuation of …
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Huni Convinces Team To Give Him 37th Chance
Inspiring story today as struggling League of Legends pro Heo “Huni” Seung-hoon somehow convinced TSM to give him a thirty-seventh chance. Despite having a rough past four years, TSM management …
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Overwatch Receiving Backlash For Smoldering Ruins Of Hiroshima Map
Overwatch, now pushing five years since its original release, has received updates from Blizzard on a regular basis, adding characters, maps, game modes, and presumably tools that can be used …
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Psychonauts 2 Goes Into A Lot Of Detail About Why Freud Was Right
Nearly fifteen years after the release of Psychonauts, Double Fine Studios is finally releasing a sequel. The much anticipated Psychonauts 2 has been creating a lot of stir in the …
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New Mass Effect Expected To Show Full Butthole
Insider sources have confirmed that the recently teased Mass Effect sequel will go even further than previous entries in the series by showing full-on butthole. The blockbuster franchise is famous …
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