The True WoW Classic Experience: I Have Not Seen A Woman In Weeks
Well, WoW Classic is out, and you know what that means: hook the old CRT up to my computer, take a week or two off work, break out the old …
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Man Scrolling Through PUBG Patch Notes Like Ex-Girlfriend’s Facebook Page
19-year-old Cameron Rodriguez sits alone in a dark room while idly scrolling through the patch notes for version 4.2—the latest release of PlayerUnkown’s Battlegrounds—on his dusty old desktop. “It can’t …
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No Man’s Sky Just Wants To Talk, Maybe Grab A Coffee
“I mean, it’s got a Mostly Positive on Steam now,” says Duncan Blessington, staring down at his mug of decaf. “I know that people can change and all, but I’ve …
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Comments In Overwatch Pornhub Video Really Diving Into Meta
“This is completely outrageous, and frankly, an insult to fans of the character,” writes Pornhub user BeenHereAllA_Schlong, commenting on a 3D-rendered POV video wherein the viewer performs oral services on …
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G2A: We Did Not And Have Never Killed A Live Baby, And Have No Future Plans To Do So
“Our mission statement here at G2A is to provide modern games, from indie to AAA, at unbeatable prices. As an auction platform for game keys, we have been able to …
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Man At Hip Rooftop Party Suddenly Realizes He Forgot His Nintendo Switch
26-year-old Ryan Carlisle curses, nearly bumping his beige trilby against a paper lantern in shock. Where is it? He could have sworn he brought it with him. Ryan digs frantically …
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Studies Show That Dungeons & Dragons Is A Social And Healthy Game, Mom
As a society, we’ve come a long way since the days of suburban parents buying into sensationalized propaganda about Dungeons & Dragons being a Satanic cult, as well as the …
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I Wouldn’t Have Called Fortnite Gay If I’d Known $3 Million Was On The Line
Alright, here’s the deal: Fortnite was an easy target. I was a little bit naive, and whenever I see something with a colorful palate, I want to insult it. I …
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Man Who Has No Idea What Death Stranding Is About Sure It’ll Be GOTY
“I don’t usually preorder, but…” starts Evan Grange, fresh back from E3. “If you think I’m missing out on this one, you’re crazy. I mean, having a linear, open world …
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Incredible: Keanu Reeves Walks Across Lake, Heals Injured Swan By Touch
There are plenty of stories in circulation that paint Keanu Reeves as an absolute saint, like the one where he drove a woman home once, or that he plays hockey. …
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