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LCS Players Association Declares Champions Queue ‘Pretty Cringe TBH’

April 16, 2022April 16, 2022

Welcome news for paycheck stealers today as the LCS Players Association has just released a press release declaring Champions Queue as “pretty cringe tbh.” “Just because these people get paid …

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Enemy Who Dropped Glass Tincture Of Own Sweat Raising More Questions Than Answers

April 7, 2022April 7, 2022

A troll killed in World of Warcraft dropped a tincture of his own sweat this last Thursday during a routine Alliance killing of his entire village, raising more questions than …

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Desperate History Teacher Starts Giving Historical Figures KDAs

April 4, 2022April 4, 2022

A Chittenden County, Vermont history teacher has been placed on administrative leave this week after several students complained to parents that she had been assigning historical figures “KDAs” in an …

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FDA Approves New Label Defining Difference Between Real And GMO Gamers

March 31, 2022March 31, 2022

The Food and Drug Administration has announced that starting June 1, 2022, all gamers of any kind will now be required to have a label identifying them as a GMO …

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Touch Grass? I Live In A Desolate Wasteland Where No Plants Grow And The Sun Has Set For A Thousand Years

March 31, 2022March 31, 2022

People on Twitter keep telling me to “touch grass.” I’ve been the victim of more than one ratio in this regard: countless users dogpiling me, telling me to log off …

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Oscar Producers Devastated That Something Interesting Happened During Broadcast

March 29, 2022June 3, 2022

Oscars producers are scrambling after something interesting actually happened during the ceremony for once. The brief altercation between the guy from Independence Day and the zebra from Madagascar was riveting …

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How Do I Get My Husband To Stop Calling My Period Scarlet Rot?

March 28, 2022March 28, 2022

I knew marrying a gamer wouldn’t be easy. I thought that the social awkwardness, the “sub-optimal” hygiene, and the hours upon hours of solitary gaming time would push me over …

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RPG Character Becomes Alt-Right After Wrong Dialogue Option Chosen

February 19, 2022February 19, 2022

Long Day’s Journey Into Fight is one of the most in-depth and ever-changing RPGs available on the market. Characters will respond to choices you make in a myriad of unique …

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Celebrity Voice Actor Completely In The Dark About What This Dialogue Means

February 14, 2022March 29, 2022

“We need to pry open the Firmament or else the Other will storm Novagrad and destroy the Carmentians.” These words would go on to have great emotional impact and meaning …

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Sorry, Wordle: The Only 5-Letter Word I Care About Is Pussy

February 13, 2022February 13, 2022

For weeks, Twitter has been inundated by a deluge of incomprehensible colored squares. The savvy reader will understand that this is part of the “share” function of online puzzle game …

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