Pokemon Go Made Us Exercise And It’s Time We Make Them Pay
Let me take you back. It’s early July in 2016 and you’re walking along the road with a group of friends, laughing and enjoying each other’s company all while trying …
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If I Wanted A Single Player Game I Would Have Gotten Pornhub Premium
Single-player games are dead. Yeah, I said it—and sure, you can talk all you want about Spider-Man, and Tomb Raider, but the fact remains: there will never be a game …
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Stream Sniper Shoots Twitch Streamer In Actual Head
In what is being called a “tragedy,” “the work of a monster,” and “a fundamental misunderstanding of a common internet phrase,” popular Twitch streamer Tyler Biggs was shot and killed …
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Urgent: Your Tank Needs You To Know Exactly How High He Is
The sound of a bong hit, like a gargling trumpet blown in the face of God, heralds his arrival. A Reinhardt perhaps, or a Maokai who uses the word “tree” …
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If We’re Okay With Pokemon Eugenics, Why Is What I Do In My Basement Illegal?
Nintendo’s Pokemon series is one of the most wildly successful game franchises of all time, and also a eugenicist’s wet dream. That’s what I assume, anyway, as a not-eugenicist. It …
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“Must Have Been The Wind” Concludes Guard Standing Over Mangled Corpse
Ansha Moonshadow, a veteran of over twelve suncycles in the villainous Order of the Eclipse’s elite Black Guard, was found dead this week on a routine patrol. We caught up …
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Destiny 2 Community Rallies To Avenge Death Of PC Player Base
With the release of Destiny 2’s third expansion, Forsaken, players of Bungie’s hit massively multiplayer shooter are more hyped than ever to go to war. This time, we’re avenging the …
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CertainlyT Just Glad Reddit Angry About Something Else For A Change
Right now, one of the least controversial opinions you can have is that this week has been controversial for prominent developer Riot Games, though oddly enough, the opinion that Riot …
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Entire Discord Server Would Hate Each Other In Literally Any Other Setting
A group of unlikely friends will be meeting up online this Monday as they always do, to play several rounds of Overwatch and exchange pleasantries over Discord. Their Discord server, …
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Great News! Opponent Who Topdecked Lethal Now Paralyzed From The Neck Down
Hearthstone can be tough. Remember that time when you were so close to coming back from a bad game, and you finally had your opponent on the ropes, but at …
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