Mido Now Requires Face Mask Before Meeting Great Deku Tree
Heads up to anyone planning a Hylian vacation anytime soon: the Center for Disease Control has reached out to the Kokiri Tribe’s leader, Mido, who ruled that its citizens are …
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Top 5 Super Mario Songs To Play While Going To Pound Town
It’s Friday night. You and your partner just came back from a socially distanced mambo contest and your hearts are racing. The passion is palpable, you can cut the sexual …
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Man Sits In Capital City Advertising Enchanting Instead Of Getting Real Job
In an inspiring tale of entrepreneurial brilliance, ingenuity, and depression, this man is spending time in a WoW capital city advertising enchanting services instead of going out and getting an …
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Mrs. Pac-Man Stuck At Home Making Pellets For Husband
Sad news from the 2D world today as the unliberated Mrs. Pac-Man is stuck at home making pellets for her hardworking husband. The almost complete circle, whose only defining characteristics …
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Amplifying The Voices That Matter: Blizzard Just Hired A Woman-Owned Union-Busting Firm
The backlash against Blizzard has only been growing in the week since the California government filed a formal lawsuit against the company. The final result of a two-year investigation presents …
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Dark_Fate56 Concerned Opponents Will Be Too Intimidated To Play Against Him
Considering that he would at least like to face some sort of challenge in multiplayer scenarios, local gamer Douglas “Dark_Fate56” Farraday voiced concern this morning that his chosen name may …
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ExxonMobil: “We’re Not Polluting, We’re Just Big Into PvE”
The recent heat wave and the disaster in the Gulf of Mexico—in which the ocean itself seemed to catch fire—have stirred a new wave of criticism against the already widely …
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Childhood Escape Into Fantasy World Without Bullies Traded For Some Weed
This past weekend, in what is either an adult milestone, a misguided abandonment of your youth, or both, your childhood method of escaping from relentless harassment at the hands of …
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Twitch Partner Banned For Breaking Rule That Doesn’t Exist Yet
Today, Twitch’s ban hammer has found its next victim: Minecraft SMP streamer Anna “VoxFox” Barry—and not for the reason you might expect. While it’s rarely evident right away why a …
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I Played Mathematically Correct Sett And It Brought My Parents Back From The Dead
This build is OP. “Mathematically correct Sett,” the build in which you prioritize AD, health, and CDR over anything else, has been taking Reddit by storm with eye-popping/INSANE plays. Not …
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