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Honda Stock Plummets As Doublelift Retires

November 25, 2020November 26, 2020

The 2021 preseason has been one for the history books, with massive changes happening across prominent EU and NA teams, with perhaps the most shocking thus far being Yiliang “Doublelift” …

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Streamer’s Significant Other Clearly Wants More Attention From Chat

November 23, 2020November 23, 2020

Biff “DadBod” Taylor is quickly becoming one of the most popular streamers on Twitch. Not only is he one of the greatest Among Us players to grace the platform, but …

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New No% Speedrun Sees How Fast Speedrunners Can Go Outside

November 20, 2020November 20, 2020

If you’ve ever followed speedrunning before, then you will know that it’s an ever-evolving medium of video game competition. It’s seldom as simple as who can beat Super Mario 64 …

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I Wrote An Article Called ‘Fart Cry 6’ And Nerfwire Refuses To Publish It

November 20, 2020November 20, 2020

One would think that in the modern day, media censorship would be unacceptable, and a relic of a less civilized time. I am saddened to report that this is not …

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If Only My Marriage Had Save States

November 18, 2020November 18, 2020

Fans of emulated video games are surely familiar with the concept of save states. Save states allow players to save whenever they want, allowing gamers to avoid a long run …

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Avatar Customization Doesn’t Allow Creation Of Character Ugly Enough To Accurately Represent You

November 17, 2020November 17, 2020

Shameful: despite numerous advancements in facial technology, the new RPG Cyberpunk 2077’s character creation does not allow you to make your character ugly enough to accurately represent you. This is …

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In Tribute To Trump, Teammate Denies Having Any Part In Losing

November 12, 2020November 12, 2020

Truly inspiring: in a rousing tribute to America’s commander-in-chief, your teammate who sucked shit all game is now denying having any part in losing. This patriotic hero is mimicking the …

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Deluded Man Still Pretty Sure Overwatch Will Kill League

November 6, 2020November 6, 2020

This week, Nerfwire scheduled an exclusive pity interview with local gamer Max Brampton, a phenomenally lost and deluded soul who still earnestly believes that Blizzard’s FPS Overwatch will spell the …

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Idiots Still Excited For World Of Warcraft: Shadowlands When Warcraft II Came Out In 1995

November 4, 2020November 4, 2020

World of Warcraft’s eighth expansion, Shadowlands, was set for an appropriately spooky October release until its unforeseen delays, which set the project back to November 23. Some of WoW’s most …

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Coming To Terms With Being Straight But Wanting To Bang Every Character In Hades

November 4, 2020November 4, 2020

It’s the 21st century. Despite society being more progressive than ever, plenty of gamers have expressed concern towards their attraction for the muscle-bound Hellenic hunks of Supergiant’s Hades. Rest assured, …

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