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‘Yeah, He Fucked That Bird’ – Banjo-Kazooie Lead Developer Speaks Out

March 9, 2021March 9, 2021

Since the dawn of female characters in video games, whenever a pixelated woman so much as shares the same screen with their male counterpart, one question always leaps to a …

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Plot Of Hideo Kojima’s Autobiography Makes No Fucking Sense

March 8, 2021March 8, 2021

The time is two o’clock in the morning. Andrew Reydolt, the ghostwriter for Hideo Kojima’s upcoming autobiography, stares at the wall. The working title, which changes from week to week, …

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Silent Protagonist Really Being Standoffish Asshole

March 3, 2021March 3, 2021

Havoc struck the Interstellar Federation this morning when augmented super soldier and silent protagonist Soldier X received new orders from his superiors at Space Command, but made no acknowledgment whatsoever …

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Unlike Pokerus, Coronavirus Doesn’t Double My EV Gains

March 2, 2021March 3, 2021

If you consider yourself a master Pokemon trainer, then you should surely know about the Pokerus virus. Even though Pokerus is a highly contagious disease, it can help your team …

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Not So Great After All: JFK Was Terrible At Minecraft

March 2, 2021March 3, 2021

Part of growing up and learning history is realizing that your country’s heroes are not nearly as perfect as you were taught. Unfortunately, it is our sorry duty to inform …

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Scientists Warn Roleplay Servers May Lead To Improv

March 1, 2021March 1, 2021

Pay attention: what you read here might save your life. Researchers at Harvard have released a study showing that spending time on roleplay servers may lead to early onset improvisational …

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Friend Who Calls Super Smash Bros Melee ‘Smash’ No Longer Fun To Play With

March 1, 2021March 1, 2021

Local gamer and roommate Derek Schooler is reportedly no longer fun to play Super Smash Bros. Melee with now that he calls it “Smash.” The 22-year-old software developer recently began …

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VR Phasmophobia Player More Startled By Own Family Members Than Ghosts

February 27, 2021March 3, 2021

Horror game enthusiast and gadget aficionado Terry Fielding was ecstatic to receive his Oculus Quest 2 last weekend, the married father of three finally being able to envelop himself fully …

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LCS Viewer Unsure Which Light Beer For Him Thankful For Bud Light Ace

February 27, 2021February 27, 2021

When a man reaches a certain age, a tricky journey is laid ahead of him—that of learning to enjoy beer—and it begins with a question: what beer is for me? …

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Opinion: When I Say Pog I Mean The Old Racist One

February 22, 2021February 22, 2021

PogChamp. There, I said it. I bet you liberals out there don’t want me saying something like that. Or even worse, you’re trying to change the meaning of the word. …

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